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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 3h

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 11h

Why is Dog the Bounty Hunter making sense now??

Did someone sneak up and hit her in the head with a "sense" bat?

I'm confused & scared now, why are dogs & cats living together?

OMG is it the end times?!? Are those the 4 Horsemen??!

<when in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream & shout>

kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .

ALT: kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .

media.tenor.com

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 11h

When I saw the "leftover" size my first thought was "cat"

When she put it on I signaled "touchdown"!

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 12h

I have no idea *why* we're being quiet, I'm just overjoyed that we *weren't*

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 12h

Last time I saw that much eyeliner JD Vance was James Donald Bowman and couches weren't nervous, yet

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 12h

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 15h

Don't let 'im anywhere near Portland 🐸

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 15h

www.usatoday.com/story/news/e...

By shutting this down she's essentially saying that children with learning disabilities aren't worth putting ANY effort into, much less a little extra

Fuck her w/ a tree branch

Education Department wipes out special ed office in shutdown layoffs, union says

The Education Department laid off nearly everyone at the Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services.

www.usatoday.com

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 15h

Well, done....

<slow clap initiated, standing enabled>

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 15h

You know what's wild?

This is our "guy standing in front of tanks at Tiananmen Square" square pic

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 15h

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

And here comes the sucking up to the military. He knows he doesn't have them.

Pentagon will pay military troops, Trump says, shifting $8B

The president said Saturday that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has funds available to pay troops on Wednesday.

www.politico.com

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 18h

When they let him stand up for the photoshoot they were basically putting a target on him

They knew he was safe as houses standing there w/ fake blood for the only real shoot that day, the photoshoot 2/2

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 18h

When it happened the first thing that jumped into my head was, "If that's supposed to be blood they missed"

Letting him stand up tells you they knew what was happening was for a photo shoot

At that time they couldn't have known if the shooter was still active, more than one, or where they were
1/2

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 18h

I feel like an idiot - it was right in front of us the whole time time

M ake
A merica
G ermany ca 1937
A gain

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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 22h

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 18h

And has one foot in a grave and about to step on a banana peel with the other knowing his eternal rest will be 🔥🥵🔥

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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 23h

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 20h

He went in for a full body transfusion w/ whole lizard blood

He's reportedly feeling greatly rejuvenated

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 21h

Called, huh...

That a video call, there, Li'l Hands?

Spoken to the woman so many times you're 100% sure that's her voice, there, are ya Two-Dolls?

Nah... No one could *ever* fool Li'l Donnie, I mean there was that whole cats and dogs thing, sure, but nothing since, right?

RIGHT?!?

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 21h

He's known it his whole life

He doesn't care

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 21h

Someone start chanting "JUMP"

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 22h

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Delta Flygal💙🇺🇸🌊🇺🇦 @flygal27.bsky.social · 1d

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 23h

Never mind she sounds like she should be "making beeg trouble for moose and squirrel"

Just Dave @dvcop.bsky.social · 23h

Hell's bells.....

Is it a fuckin' requirement to be, at a minimum, a sex pest to be in the R party?

I guess you can't spell "Republican" w/out diddling kids