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dias.ie
For 85 years, the Dublin Institute for Advanced Studies has been a home for discovery, where curiosity meets innovation.

Join us as we look back on more than eight decades of groundbreaking research, remarkable people, and the pursuit of knowledge that continues to shape our world.
#DIAS85
Announcing '85 Things About DIAS' a social media campaign aimed at celebrating the work and research of the Institute since it's establishment in 1940 and sharing DIAS facts and history with the public.
dwmalone.bsky.social
A student in the front puts their hand up and asks "What about double positives?" The lecturer responds, "Well, in English, a double positive is always a positive." A voice from the back of the class pipes up, "Yeah, yeah.''.
dwmalone.bsky.social
While chatting to someone about #mathsweek, I was reminded that linguistics can be mathematical. A joke in that spirit:

A large class is learning about the importance of clear writing. The lecturer says "Be careful with double negatives; in English a double negative makes a positive." ...
dwmalone.bsky.social
Each year, #mathsweek is a few weeks after the equinox. So, this year some mathematicians were given the job of studying time. They started out by counting seconds. However, they quickly got bored and after 24 hours they called it a day. @diasdunsink.bsky.social
dwmalone.bsky.social
Here's what appeared on the polls with flags North Strand a couple of weeks ago.
A sticker saying "Welcome to North Strand Everyone", with a tricolour heart and a picture of the Five Lamps.
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dirkvanbryn.bsky.social
Cén fáth a raibh eagla ar 6 roimh 7?

Mar nach n-oibríonn jócanna dátheangacha scaití
dwmalone.bsky.social
As part of #mathsweek, there is a special Lá na Mata organised in Galway, including @davidstifter.bsky.social, @cathal.bsky.social and others. So, I have a few as Gaeilge maths jokes...
dwmalone.bsky.social
Nice... Almost all my English jokes are word play, but a surprising number actually translate.
dwmalone.bsky.social
I think there must be a joke like this, but my Irish is not good enough to shape it.
A new ring road is built around a small town with radius 0.5km. John decides he will walk around it to measure its length. It is a long walk, but he accidentally goes the wrong way around, and ends up with a pie.
dwmalone.bsky.social
(Thanks to Catriona Ni M and Mick Moriarty and co for help!)
dwmalone.bsky.social
An raibh a fhios agat go bhfuil trí chineál daoine ar domhan? Seo iad: daoine ar féidir leo comhaireamh agus daoine nach féidir leo.
dwmalone.bsky.social
Haigh, an ndearna tú faoi deara riamh cad atá corr? Gach uimhir eile!
dwmalone.bsky.social
Múinteoir: Dá dtabharfadh Micheál dhá úll duit, is dá dtabharfadh Ben trí úll duit, cé mhéid úll a bheadh agat?
Sharon: Seacht n-úll
Múinteoir: Ní h-ea! 2 + 3 = 5.
Sharon: Ach bhí dhá úll agam cheana féin!
dwmalone.bsky.social
As part of #mathsweek, there is a special Lá na Mata organised in Galway, including @davidstifter.bsky.social, @cathal.bsky.social and others. So, I have a few as Gaeilge maths jokes...
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epiphenomenal.bsky.social
Accurate.

#academia #academy #philsky #philosophysky #philosophy #science
dwmalone.bsky.social
Studying for a geometry exam during #mathsweek? My top tip? Make sure to cover all the angles.
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luke-drury.mastodon.dias.ie.ap.brid.gy
Sad to hear of the sudden death of Mike Coey, a magnetic personality both literally and figuratively! A great loss for #trinitycollegedublin and for physics in Ireland.
dwmalone.bsky.social
I'd better put it on my Christmas list so! :-)
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princetonupress.bsky.social
Death in a Shallow Pond by @davidedmonds100.bsky.social is a fascinating account of Peter Singer’s controversial “drowning child” thought experiment—and how it changed the way people think about charitable giving.

Out now. Learn more and explore a free sample: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
Death in a Shallow Pond: A Philosopher, a Drowning Child, and Strangers in Need by David Edmonds
dwmalone.bsky.social
I enjoyed that! Is there much on the shallow pond and people having different risk appetite? You can imagine people treating a 1% chance of saving 100 people differently from a 100% chance of saving one person, even if they are the same from an expected utility point of view.
dwmalone.bsky.social
I did wonder if should someone in the Dáil have reported a data breach over this one?