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edmundjexley.bsky.social
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@edmundjexley.bsky.social
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If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime Attorney, primarily LA, CA
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · Apr 18
I actually thought the color of the sky would be a little different under fascism.
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 11h
Worst combo Daft Punk/Van Halen lyric ever
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 11h
Thom Yorke [complimentary]
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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12h
I really don’t get these mouthy kids who talk shit online and then get SO UPSET and perseverate over it for days If you talk back at them. Who told them they’re special?
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 14h
Have you heard the version with Elton John?
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 14h
Deleted scenes involving notebook:
record on cassette?
refer to sax man as 'big fella'?
how many piercings is too many?
after move to LA...release v. bad and v. good albums on same day?
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 14h
Oh damn the Springsteen movie has him writing “DOUBLE ALBUM??” In a spiral notebook
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 14h
I was today years old when I realized Emmitt Smith was my age.
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 14h
Remembering a guy (Emmitt Smith edition): even with 17 regular season games, hard to see anyone ever doing what this guy did* again. The closest active player is nearly 7000 yards behind his record.

*As an NFL player (not counting DWTS win)
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 14h
Remembering a guy (Emmitt Smith edition): even with 17 regular season games, hard to see anyone ever doing what this guy did* again. The closest active player is nearly 7000 yards behind his record.

*As an NFL player (not counting DWTS win)
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Damnèd Screamvens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 19h
What would the ending of The Godfather be without her face?
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 16h
And tapped out of the interview.
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 16h
The Director and Assistant Director of Athletics on their way to meet him at his house and/or airport tarmac.
two men are sitting in a car with nbc written on the bottom
ALT: two men are sitting in a car with nbc written on the bottom
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 17h
Texas is back[-ish? -adjacent?]
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 17h
Apparently 'Antifa' is German for 'Cassandra'
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 17h
I think it is (or was) a real thing. The Constitution basically follows the rules of rock, paper, scissors. Vought has decided rock always wins; paper and scissors - each controlled either 6-3 or Red over Blue (barely) - are submitting.
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 19h
I saw this...in California
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
Imagine kickball played by professional athletes
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
Nip/Tuck endorsement [complimentary]
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
If i did leg day, every day, until I died, I would never approach this 👇
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 1d
CLEAR EYES. FULL HEARTS. CAN DRAW 🇺🇸

Clint & Rog answered ALL your questions after a resilient USMNT performance against Ecuador, like – does Poch FINALLY have his striker for the World Cup? 👀

LISTEN TO THE FULL SHOW: mibcourage.co/47jQBw3
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
This is what would happen if big firm lawyers played baseball
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
Watching this with the sound off and I'm struck by how much he looks like...Snoop Dogg
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
a cartoon character says " i 'm hugh jazz " while talking on the phone
ALT: a cartoon character says " i 'm hugh jazz " while talking on the phone
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
The rare instance where I hope someone doesn't get it.
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
Step 1. Redeem
Step 2. Death spiral
Step 3. ??
Step 4. Profit[?]
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 1d
Watch it loud
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 2d
That show scared me as a kid. The fact that my parents liked it also scared me and made me wonder what was wrong with them way earlier than I otherwise would have.
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Materials Handler @edmundjexley.bsky.social · 2d
Why oh why does the proprietary/incorrect algorithm suggest Jared Leto wrapped in neon and not Captain Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin kick Bonaparte's ass again?
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