Materials Handler
@edmundjexley.bsky.social
If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime
Attorney, primarily
LA, CA
Attorney, primarily
LA, CA
Pinned
I actually thought the color of the sky would be a little different under fascism.
Greatest play going experience of my life as well. The only play where I've wished I could pause and rewind during the performance. And my experience would have been topped by this.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Greatest play going experience of my life as well. The only play where I've wished I could pause and rewind during the performance. And my experience would have been topped by this.
Come for the corruption, stay for the AI-stupidity: "Witkoff...has tried to inspire Ukrainian officials with the idea of soldiers disarming to earn Silicon Valley-scale salaries operating American built AI data centers"
This is one of the most important exposés published in WSJ in several years, and it derives from intercepts and analyses by foreign intelligence services studying the conduct of Trump and his inner team. It's first and foremost a wake up call to the people of the United States.
Make Money Not War: Trump’s Real Plan for Peace in Ukraine
The Kremlin pitched the White House on peace through business. To Europe’s dismay, the president and his envoy are on board.
www.wsj.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Come for the corruption, stay for the AI-stupidity: "Witkoff...has tried to inspire Ukrainian officials with the idea of soldiers disarming to earn Silicon Valley-scale salaries operating American built AI data centers"
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Right. This is normally a prelude to imminent war. But no one knows if the us president is serious or had a bad breakfast or is making an insane joke or had a stroke or whatever.
This seems like the kind of declaration by a U.S. president that should be mentioned *somewhere* on the front page of CNN or the NY Times, but the fact that it isn't (as of right now) tells us so much both about how this president is covered and the credibility of the U.S. government.
Might be kicking off.
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Right. This is normally a prelude to imminent war. But no one knows if the us president is serious or had a bad breakfast or is making an insane joke or had a stroke or whatever.
Olivia Nuzzi sees this; thinks 'I should call him'
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Olivia Nuzzi sees this; thinks 'I should call him'
My turkey was so good (tan, nice wrinkles and folds, crispy, been through some hot moments, battle tested) that I'm afraid Olivia Nuzzi may have fucked it when I took my eyes off it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My turkey was so good (tan, nice wrinkles and folds, crispy, been through some hot moments, battle tested) that I'm afraid Olivia Nuzzi may have fucked it when I took my eyes off it.
Football receivers getting better everywhere, every week, is the best evidence thst humans continue to develop.
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Football receivers getting better everywhere, every week, is the best evidence thst humans continue to develop.
I have to carve my turkey, but imagine this had a speech bubble at the bottom
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I have to carve my turkey, but imagine this had a speech bubble at the bottom
I just talked to my dad about this for 20 minutes (after a Cowboy receiver couldn't see a pass). It's one of my two favorite dumb Jerry things. (The other is running tours through their practice facility when the players unequivocally HATE it.)
BUMP
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I just talked to my dad about this for 20 minutes (after a Cowboy receiver couldn't see a pass). It's one of my two favorite dumb Jerry things. (The other is running tours through their practice facility when the players unequivocally HATE it.)
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Wow that is cinema
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Wow that is cinema
ASL Cowboys Cheerleader was a kink i didn't know i had
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
ASL Cowboys Cheerleader was a kink i didn't know i had
Grace Jones' worst song
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Grace Jones' worst song
Fury Road mentioned means re-up Soderbergh w/ the highest praise imaginable: I just watched Mad Max: Fury Road again last week, and I tell you I couldn’t direct 30 seconds of that. I don’t understand how they’re not still shooting that film and I don’t understand how hundreds of people aren’t dead.
The answer is always MAD MAX FURY ROAD
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Fury Road mentioned means re-up Soderbergh w/ the highest praise imaginable: I just watched Mad Max: Fury Road again last week, and I tell you I couldn’t direct 30 seconds of that. I don’t understand how they’re not still shooting that film and I don’t understand how hundreds of people aren’t dead.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
That's the stuff: www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
That's the stuff: www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
The only good pie is cheesecake
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The only good pie is cheesecake
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sorry Coen brothers but I am forcing you by presidential decree out of your semi-retirement to finally make that adaptation of THE YIDDISH POLICEMEN'S UNION
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
sorry Coen brothers but I am forcing you by presidential decree out of your semi-retirement to finally make that adaptation of THE YIDDISH POLICEMEN'S UNION
I have difficulty lying and being insincere. I wonder if it's easier if you adopt the mien of a cheerful dumbass.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I have difficulty lying and being insincere. I wonder if it's easier if you adopt the mien of a cheerful dumbass.
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This dog's eyes alone (no twigs, no ribbon, no bell, no blood necessary) could turn me into a weapon, like in the movie WEAPONS
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I met this dog today! I saw her with her mom and was going to ask if I could say hi, but before I could, they approached me, and her mom asked, “Can my dog say hi to you?”
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This dog's eyes alone (no twigs, no ribbon, no bell, no blood necessary) could turn me into a weapon, like in the movie WEAPONS
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Lasagna Is Ready: Your Ticket To The Boneyard and other helpful college tips
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Lasagna Is Ready: Your Ticket To The Boneyard and other helpful college tips
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every single year the FIFA game proves that EA's real talent is as a DJ
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
every single year the FIFA game proves that EA's real talent is as a DJ
The Max Power way
“We’re doing it wrong…but now we’re doing it wrong 10,000x faster”
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The Max Power way
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Ranking Star Wars:
1. The feeling I had unwrapping the Millennium Falcon on Christmas when I was 7.
2. Star Wars
3. The euphoric dream I had when I was 8, that I was allowed to grab as many SW-themed toys as I could in a toy store.
4. The Empire Strikes Back
5. I'm in my 50s now.
1. The feeling I had unwrapping the Millennium Falcon on Christmas when I was 7.
2. Star Wars
3. The euphoric dream I had when I was 8, that I was allowed to grab as many SW-themed toys as I could in a toy store.
4. The Empire Strikes Back
5. I'm in my 50s now.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ranking Star Wars:
1. The feeling I had unwrapping the Millennium Falcon on Christmas when I was 7.
2. Star Wars
3. The euphoric dream I had when I was 8, that I was allowed to grab as many SW-themed toys as I could in a toy store.
4. The Empire Strikes Back
5. I'm in my 50s now.
1. The feeling I had unwrapping the Millennium Falcon on Christmas when I was 7.
2. Star Wars
3. The euphoric dream I had when I was 8, that I was allowed to grab as many SW-themed toys as I could in a toy store.
4. The Empire Strikes Back
5. I'm in my 50s now.