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Erik the Rural Juror

@edoggthered.bsky.social

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If you can’t tell whether or not I’m joking, I probably am.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · Nov 13

I wonder what previously unimaginable thing will happen today?

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19h

Nine Inch Nails soundtrack is pretty solid tho.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19h

“It’s the only way to fix social security” - Scott Bessant, probably.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 22h

It doesn’t really change anything except the song makes me think of Thanksgiving a little.

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 22h

When Smells Like Teen Spirit first came out, one of my roommates was convinced that “mashed potatoes” was one of the lyrics in the chorus.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 23h

And, I assume, a circumcision.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

next pandemic is gonna be lit

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

Needy Amin

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

If they were *actively trying* to destroy the country, how would they be behaving differently?

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

and then he would be woke or worse yet dei

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

well then I guess that’s that

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

He can’t call it a bi-annual checkup because of lgbtq.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 1d

A dispirited Trump ignores questions from the press pool as he departs for his second 'routine yearly checkup' of 2025

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

Caitlin Flanagan has the absolute worst takes and then is confused when people try to explain why she’s so wrong.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

Make
America
Qatar
Again

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

I bet they have

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm a people person goddammit!"

two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?

ALT: two men are sitting at a table with the caption what would you say you do here ?

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

“shut up and pray”

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

that's good because people in idaho love foreigners

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

trump and the republicans have unlimited power but also they can't do anything I'm so sorry

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

the big special boy has been slighted

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not sure if we're going to invade norway or sweden or venezuela because of this, but surely it'll be one of them.

Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 2d

⚡️The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Maria Corina Machado.

The Nobel Peace Prize committee awarded it for "her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela."

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 2d

This is an excellent thread of replies.

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 2d

Or stay at the ritz.

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 2d

My kid went there for the first time recently. I asked him how it was. He shrugged.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 2d

Obama, again.

Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 2d

mike pence is hosting a pay per view party at his house