if he weren't such a terrible person he could have been so funny. he's always out and about doing clown behavior and saying one liners like this but, alas, he's awful

I do hate and despise Eric Adams but I must admit I do repeat "all my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success" to myself every time I am forced to think about or interact with my own personal haters in some fashion

"Inshallah they find him" is genuinely one of the best phrases on the internet though

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I also know another pirate historian who didn’t like it because it was historically inaccurate :/ if I cared about historical accuracy like that, I’d never enjoy any of the fun medievalisms, like when something is obviously not trying to be historically accurate why let that guide your judgment?

I'm sooo picky about binders to the point that I haven't worn one for years, and I would call this one pretty comfortable! I can wear it for hours without it bothering me at all, and the seams are also really flat on thee sides/bottom, which is wonderful

the front is also all compression panel, so 1) much comfier than the half-panel ones out there and 2) probably even better for people with larger chests since there's more consistent compression

also while I'm here. I got a new binder a couple weeks ago from fluxion and this thing is so comfortable, so for my binder-wearers I feel the need to put you onto this brand. especially if you, like me, started wearing binders when those torture devices from gc2b were the only reasonably safe option

found out today that there’s a website where you can get any wikipedia article on a shirt and I just think it would be funny to show up to a rhys darby comedy show with a rhys darby wikipedia page tshirt

I'm also gonna put it here that www.evloves.nyc does some really vital and fantastic work if you want to send them some $$ or if you're local and want to volunteer!

Ideas if you aren’t sure and feel helpless:

Give blood! Redcrossblood.org

Donate for trans kids in the south! bit.ly/OFMDcraft

Volunteer in your local elections! www.eac.gov/help-america...

Find a food bank & volunteer! www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...

Write to your local paper!

Happy Monday! What little thing are you doing to make the world better this week?

I’m leaving zines about reporting ice in every local business I visit!

Zines specific to various places: drive.google.com/drive/folder...

SNAP could run out of funds due to the federal shutdown—impacting 42M people as soon as Nov. 1. Groceries are already out of reach for many—let’s come together to help our neighbors stay nourished. #EndHunger

Give now: bit.ly/4hrZTts

been thinking about this a lot and want to (again) plug Astoria Food Pantry which will need extra funding to help our neighbors if/when SNAP benefits are cut off. we've already been running out of food faster than usual this month—any donation amount will help! givebutter.com/afp2025

This is as close to kinktober as I'm gonna get this year - inspired by a meme @petrichorca.bsky.social sent me! 🔥

#ofmd #OFMDfanart

The Adorkastock mobility pack is FREE and features walker and wheelchair usage with a nonbinary model. Get it now: ko-fi.com/s/4cef669da4

#RepresentationMatters #Pose #PoseRef

If you 🫵 are in NYC and either 1) need food aid with the looming loss of SNAP benefits or 2) want to find who's doing food aid in your community and donate $$ or volunteer, you can use this map! finder.nyc.gov/foodhelp/

hi guys can I be slightly back or will I be killed with hammers

reactivated solely because I just saw this shared on my regular person account and I NEEDED to comment on his beautiful tits and shaky knees. hello gongeous

yeah I feel like I should've clarified in the post that it's a painting 😅

happy birthday to the scene of all time that lives in my brain forever

$15,000!!!!!

www.32auctions.com/organization...

#ywmlp

saving this for when I get paid but also flabbergasted that a pack of crayola markers is sixteen entire united states dollars???? and construction paper is also???? death and destruction on whoever is setting these absurd prices

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