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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 7h

from boygenus?

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 7h

not really no offense

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 17h

old people are always saying shit like "i will tell you where the treasure is if you fight my grandson"

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 17h

destroy all sec schools sherman's vision must be fulfilled

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 22h

can i have one

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 23h

imagine having air superiority and still getting owned like that. every confederate soldier who didnt get hanged for treason should have killed himself out of shame

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 23h

@fortnite.com make a trump skin and an antifa skin. and also goofy from mickey mouse clubhouse and the thumb guy from spy kids and the ender dragon from minecraft and dark magician girl from yugioh and adam sandler from grown ups and tommy from allston massachusetts who bit me when i was 5 and joe b

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

im losing my fucking mind what do you mean you didnt know potato chips are made from potatoes

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

are yall rockin with spider pussy ⁉️

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

sorry

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

bihrtday, if you will

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

happy hrt birthday

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

its that the same time that everyone else is locking in?

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

took him a month and a half to come up with that last one

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

sorry i was at work i

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

imagine being tarik skubal right now lol

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

i remember staying up to watch the 18 inning game between the sox and dodgers in the world series if i was a fan of either of these teams right now i would be sick to my stomach

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

josh naylor our nation turns its lonely eyes to you

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

if cal puts a ball in the seats here i would imagine a statue of his ass gets unveiled by the end of the month

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

good thing im not in the stands because my fastball tops out at 51

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

you guys couldnt even handle josh allen you really think you can handle the guy who just went into josh allen's house and beat him

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

wormtown. the woo. one of the most underrated cities in new england

Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 2d

Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it.

Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently.

Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands.

Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

why do i look so handsome in the downstairs bathroom mirror but not in the upstairs bathroom mirror when both mirrors belong to identical ikea medicine cabinets?

toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

blueberry spinner

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 1d

they should ban the tush push from real football but add it to madden