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The Flower Lady 🌼

@eeriejazmin.bsky.social

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Certified full-time horticulturist based in NYC 🪴 Books | Indie games | Tattoos | Fitness | Self-care Visit my ACNH Island: DA-4713-9815-9835 🌸

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The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Nov 16

I'm pinning this thread so I can post the things that I'm grateful for and look back at them when I'm feeling down, doesn't matter how small it may seem.

Starting with my cat Gato and my garden, for them I'm grateful everyday.

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The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Jan 23

Como dijo mi amigo el Fito, there is a pacifier in the lobby.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Jan 23

Me during the entire flight on the window seat I paid extra for.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Jan 23

I feel like a constellation of wounds, held together with strings and stubbornness.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Jan 19

I DNF Iron Flame half way but I feel like I’m missing out on something here.

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make my jay, pvnc. @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · Jan 19

ME READING ANY LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR STORY: if I were one of these villagers I would simply not give my soul to the elder gods. lol dumbasses you deserve it
ME RACING TO COMPLETE MY DAILY DUOLINGO BEFORE MIDNIGHT: if i do not pacify the owl by midnight it will turn on my friends and family

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The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Jan 19

Shut up I’ve been having so much fun with Gel-X.

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The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Jan 19

Honestly of you recommend me “The Priory of The Orange Tree” I will buy the book just to throw it at your head, bold of you to assume my attention span extends to 848 pages.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Jan 19

#Booksky is trending due to #Booktok refugees, here are my current reads:

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · Jan 18

Echeveria putting on a real show this year.

Echeveria pollux blooms opening to reveal orange interiored light pink petals on a bluish green stalk shaped like a snake rattle

Close up of open bloom. Pink giving way to bright orange as the petals peel backward from their apex to reveal all the pollen and reproductive bits inside dripping with nectar

A pink bloom about to open just turning orange tipped

Same stalk from below we see a huge triangular shaped cluster of buds getting ready to flower.

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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · Dec 30

BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love

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The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 29

Thank you! Honestly, I really enjoyed it and I highly recommend you go watch it with your best goth femme fatale fit.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 29

I just want to have a night full of raw passion with someone and once we’re satisfied we just lay side by side looking into each other’s eyes with no physical contact because we’re unable to comprehend what just happened due to the intensity of our feelings… is that too much to ask for?

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The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 29

Nosferatu fit but cunty ♥️

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The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 29

One of my Uber drivers called me Cleopatra yesterday and that made me rlly rlly happy.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 28

Don’t tell them, it’s our secret.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 25

We don’t discriminate ensaladas in this household. Made straight from the titties of El Cibao (La comida de mi tia es la mejor).

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 25

Spent time with my family and had an amazing dinner last night. Merry Christmas. 🎄🎁

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Apollonia Saintclair @apollonia.bsky.social · Dec 25

INSIDE VOLUME 4 : Professional misconduct

Anyone who missed the campaign can still order Volume 4, the collector box and the stickers on our website : apolloniasaintclair.bigcartel.com

INK IS MY BLOOD – COLLECTION | 888 pages of desire and passion

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The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 23

If I could inject Maman’s “Papa’s Breakfast Bowl” into my bloodstream I would.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 23

I closed my twitter 1 year ago. 1 year of pent up energy all of you are going to read about.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 23

Haha thank you! Honestly I got a few scares when he moved in. Totally worth is, I like to change his clothes depending on the season.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 23

Me arregle una mano y me fui acotá.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 23

There's nothing natural about a trash chute and the darkness that dwells within it.

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 23

My skeleton? His name is Lucho, bc he is fighting for his life. 😄

You have one as well?

The Flower Lady 🌼 @eeriejazmin.bsky.social · Dec 23

Stardew Valley Sunday night 🍄

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