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🌼 ylva 🌼

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this is a silly FFXIV side account, don't expect much! 🌼 Ylva Lykke @ Excalibur 🌼 «clown» 🌼 i draw sometimes 🌼 no kids allowed 🔞 icon by @pechedepoisson (she/her)

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Mar 13

I'm gonna start calling the Occult Crescent the O.C., you can't stop me

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · 7d

Thank youuu, I hope things can turn around for both of us soon! Having job security would make such a huge difference for me rn

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · 8d

I wish I had XIV brainworms again, but life’s been kicking my ass lately. I’ve been struggling to find full time work for a *year and a half*, have been dealing with some personal health scares, on top of everything going on in the shitass country I’m in.

I’m tired!!!

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Anata Arcane @arcaneisbad.bsky.social · 17d

Please give us more dead monsters to pose on!

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · 17d

haha oops I haven’t posted here in a while. It’s been a wacky month

anyways the MonHun Arkveld fight is sickos fun, good times

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · 28d

I almost wonder if this guy is a bot, cuz he has the same canned response for any post that mentions “Asperger’s” too lol

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · 28d

LMAO, what a life to live

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saag🔞 @saagelius.bsky.social · Sep 20

"How badly a cartoon character gets treated isn't the problem, the problem is that people might be jacking off to impure thoughts" literally who gives a shit you insufferable god-fearing fucking wimp go back to the kids' table

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Sep 16

OP is 10000% right.
plus the fact that some venues/communities that “required” mare automatically meant excluding console players always left a sour taste in my mouth

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 27

Fanfest is in Orange County… the OC… the Occult Crescent :0

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 27

Orange County has some good food!

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 27

My prophetic hopeium aside, I was surprised by that late April date for NA. Judging by all the fanfest dates, I’m a little worried it means we won’t get 8.0 until 2027. Oof.

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 27

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lesbian elf derangement @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · Aug 26

xiv team can do all garbage worldbuilding they want but i will always give them props for making their dragons sad immortal space aliens

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 26

I would selfishly love to save money on hotels and stuff lol

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 26

I’m watching Jenny Nicholson’s new Pokémon Colosseum video and my new unsubstantiated hopeium is that NA Fanfest is held at the Anaheim Convention Center

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 25

I had some stray patch 7.3 thoughts floating around on a doc and I decided to toss them onto my poor seldom-used FFXIV tumblr. (spoilers ofc!!)
elfblogger.tumblr.com/post/7928935...

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 25

I felt so foolish really giving my hopes up for that!!

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 25

I was at Fanfest and I REMEMBER when they said "you'll experience some friendly competition with your fellow Scions" and I was SO excited thinking about the possible character moments, and then it was just... that tiny not-cutscene bit in the dungeon....

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 21

I also think mare in particular really contributed to a weird bias against console players!! I will always go to bat for my console pals

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 21

I sadly think this could’ve been preventable had people just kept things hush hush!! Alas

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 21

Tough love, but I think many folks were being way too bold discussing mare codes etc in game. At the end of the day, it’s all against TOS and SE was for the most part turning a blind eye. Compounded with the kerfuffle PlayerScope and Gshade caused, I sadly think this was only a matter of time

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 18

breaking news: yet another floating elf head doodle has been sighted in my hobonichi

ink doodle of my WoL Ylva in my hobonichi planner. she is looking at something off to the side

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🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 16

Ylva's WoL inspo chart! Her first inspo chart was from 2021, so she was waaay overdue for an update

WoL inspo chart meme. 6 fictional characters that inspire my WoL, Ylva, are pictured.

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 12

😭😭 thank you!! The Lyse and Hilda hairs are definitely her ‘canon’ styles

🌼 ylva 🌼 @elfblogger.bsky.social · Aug 12

I have found that the most appropriate time to play the Zodiark trial music is while driving through LA morning traffic