lesbian elf derangement
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avelene's posting quarantine. oc shit mostly, being really lesbian, whatever thing i become obsessed with for 1-3 months and then forget about. i'm white. nsfw 18+ seriously don't be here if yr a kid!! she/any, pfp by @westlywheatly.bsky.social
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this includes world of warcraft and overwatch btw. i'm not gonna expect everyone to know this immediately but i will be very annoying about it
Blizzard. In October 2023, Microsoft acquired parent company Activision Blizzard, maintaining that the company would continue to operate as a separate business. While part of the larger Microsoft Gaming division, Activision retains its function as the publisher of games developed by their studios.
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she can get drunk but it takes a whole lot of alcohol to get there. she's always had a weakness for sweet fruity wines, no matter what they're made out of
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aside from the religious ecstasy, it heavily aspected their aether toward fire. some ancient snake priestesses could walk through fire without being burned
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yes and yes, hasnt done it since possessing anise's body though. some of her cults were allowed to ritually consume her freshly molted skin
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really difficult question, she hasn't had a body that needs to fight with weapons until very recently, but knows hundreds of lost and esoteric martial arts. swords are fun but spears/polearms have been used all across the world since the dawn of time and there are good reasons for that
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one time she tried to eat a cursed ancient whose body reformed in her esophagus and climbed out, which was an awful experience
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there's an underground temple somewhere in central ilsabard full of statuary depicting the winged serpent and various symbols of her wisdom and strength. also the time one of her priestesses bred a new flowering vine with leaves of gold that climbed all over one of her temples, very striking
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cool, mountainous, and dry climates are her favorite places to nest. dravania is nice but urqopacha is better
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got some time to kill, ask me questions about my vain cannibal snake dragon
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remember to care for thy bodily self! oft even the most terrible malaise can be eased with something as simple as a little snack
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i think sivaris likes dragoons. there are two kinds of dragon: one that's annoyed by would-be dragonslayers and one that loves the attention, and obviously she's the latter
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lots of the regular transmisogyny i have gotten used to by now. i will never get used to this
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gotta get stoned before going to the airport so i can be sexually assaulted by tsa without getting pissed off and uppity
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gay wedding this weekend u know what that means (femme in a suit fsaturday)
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meghan the best. yr one of the smartest coolest people i know, and i am 100% convinced u will win. also ur cute but everyone knows this
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online friendships are a lot like local friendships except you usually know a lot more about what your online friends jack off to
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made myself mad about boa and thought "i should make a mean arrogant powerful snake woman oc" but then i remembered i already did that
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amazon lily and momoiro island are both such fun concepts but oda doesnt understand women or queers well enough to make them good instead of bad
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how do u come up with a character called "the pirate empress" who has petrification powers and a huge snake familiar named salome and a cool pirate ship with an all-women crew and then fumble it so bad
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i love boa hancock except for one half to two thirds of the plots and jokes involving boa hancock. maybe the one piece woman most in need of rescuing from eiichiro oda
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they take root anywhere and they grow really fast and the thorns are so big and sharp and there's always a million flies living in them
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mercette darc..... naked and mad in the woods................