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horse lawyer (disbarred)
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ยท Jul 14
jerk it to something even weirder than usual today
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"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
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they have TVs in here talking about car issues and one of the animations included a car that was bleeding bright red transmission fluid
doing my biyearly car blood transfusion
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
they have TVs in here talking about car issues and one of the animations included a car that was bleeding bright red transmission fluid
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[dns appearing in midair like a menacing specter] are you sure the website knows where it is
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
[dns appearing in midair like a menacing specter] are you sure the website knows where it is
organs grow back it's fine
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
organs grow back it's fine
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high stakes apartment mahjong
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
high stakes apartment mahjong
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People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
Is Jordan-Hare Stadium haunted? An AL.com investigation
Is there really a paranormal presence inside Auburn football's stadium? We tried to find out.
www.al.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
People, including Nick Saban, say Jordan-Hare Stadium is haunted
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
So, of course, I called experts, spent hours in the Auburn library researching past land use, bought ghost-hunting gear, used the ghost-hunting gear and tried to find out the truth
The results:
www.al.com/auburnfootba...
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doing my biyearly car blood transfusion
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
doing my biyearly car blood transfusion
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I went to the house of super degenerate elves and everyone there knew you
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I went to the house of super degenerate elves and everyone there knew you
no you're not
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
no you're not
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umm im not an evil heretical witch im just the princess. these knights arent brainwashed they just swore vows of loyalty to me. watch your tongue. in fact. knights, hold her down i have something i need to whisper into her ears
September 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
umm im not an evil heretical witch im just the princess. these knights arent brainwashed they just swore vows of loyalty to me. watch your tongue. in fact. knights, hold her down i have something i need to whisper into her ears
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will never get old
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
will never get old
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Demon: a togore comic
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Demon: a togore comic
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Revenant in maid outfit commission !!
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Revenant in maid outfit commission !!
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had a thought i had to get out of my head
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
had a thought i had to get out of my head