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horse lawyer (disbarred)
@horsecrimes.online
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · Jul 14
jerk it to something even weirder than usual today
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 11h
Beato Sketch
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 9m
happy thursday to that one lalafell NPC who was like "ive fucked SO MANY WOMEN in my 50 years"
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 22m
I can see my breath when I go outside MY POWER GROWS
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 48m
beating the yankees gives you the mandate of heaven
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 49m
come on blue jays win the world series there will be nothing better than a canadian team winning
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✧✦✧read my comic✧✦✧ @fragments.gay · Aug 2
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 1h
wah
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怪人デベソ @debesophantom.bsky.social · 13h
ジャングルポケットに突っ込まれる
アグネスタキオン
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イササ(isasa @isanatolu.bsky.social · 3d
ネ・ロヤの世界
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🪩⚡️ DISCO NYMPHO ART @disconympho.bsky.social · Jan 3
yeah uhhh t4t pet play yay!!!!!
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 12h
おやつ持ってるよね？
がんぼるぞい

translation:
Do you have my snack?
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headhonchkrow🌺 (comms open) @hhonchkrow234.bsky.social · 1d
be nice bot
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いど @idonchi.bsky.social · 1d
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 10h
yuritober day 8 but shes just like me fr
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Quicksands Divorcee @swiftcastglare.bsky.social · 12h
this lives rent free in my head
trans-angel-pussy Dec 24, 2024 evil demon blade that instead of hungering for blood or anything is obssessed with cute things so it just estrogenizes the wielder
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 10h
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 9h
ivalice chronicles good but I'm too tired to keep going tonight so I'll pick up tomorrow
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 11h
the voice acting adds SO FUCKING MUCH to this holy fuck
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 12h
I miss the old death screams
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 12h
My nostalgia goggles was like "no the ps1 line was better than this" but i thought about it for a minute or two more and i think this is better
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 12h
I need to see my girlfriend agrias and her wife ovelia, you see
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horse lawyer (disbarred) @horsecrimes.online · 12h
later than I would have liked to start but once these chicken sammies are out of the microwave it's tactics time
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 13h
Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online FRANKENFEET FOR SALE Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away. But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge. WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON. Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 13h
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read: HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH? Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online By Herman Baldsack Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that
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𝗧𝗢𝗔𝗦𝗧 @gatoasti.bsky.social · 14h
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