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elgobsucram.bsky.social
Marcus
@elgobsucram.bsky.social
750 followers 260 following 4.8K posts
Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably playing some RPG. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2h
Pfft that's LATEX 👀
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2h
Just tried on my halloween costume, and... Well... Spandex is quite tight around the groin, isn't it 👀
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2h
I'll be in your back soon enough
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2h
You see the fallacy.
It's clearly intended to make right-wingers keep thinking that refugees get everything handed to them, so they like him more. Reality is they'll get shit all if they did go there.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 7h
Never forget: Not-white = illegal immigrant/terrorist, white = refugee/expat.

Life must be *so hard* for a white supremacist opposed to migration.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 7h
Ok boomer
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 9h
I don't understand how MPs are so shocked by reports and news of the country getting cyber attacks every day by China. Have they ever looked at their inbox?
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 10h
Oh dear, the closed-down pub literally next door to my office is being rebuilt 👀
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 10h
😂😂😂😂 Imagine
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 11h
Fridges are bratty bottoms.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 11h
As long as you don't blackface, I think you're alright
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 11h
That moment when you close the fridge and need to open again immediately, but you can't because of the air pressure, so you have to wait... That moment genuinely stretches to eternity.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 13h
It's been irritating to actually be treated. Worldwide shortage, everyone thinking they have ADHD, regulations, being deleted from the customer list, a medical trial I did,my GP refusing to prescribe... It's been 2.5 years since I started the meds and only now have I completed 2 months in a row 😂
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 13h
Discharged from my ADHD specialist, finally, after 2 years of interrupted treatment. My first ever successful 2 consecutive month prescriptions and she's happy with the observations.

She added a cheeky lower dose to my prescription, too, because the higher affects my sex life 👀
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 14h
And not a single person will criticise him for attacking religion
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 14h
Huh, I forgot to pre-order Pokémon Legends: Z-A
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d
When the error is too funny to correct
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d
I mean that's effort
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d
I now have 5 people telling me to set up an onlyfans and they'll sub. I'm gonna have to do it, aren't I
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d
Just let me live 😭
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d
I haaaaated it. Can only do wide grip or stupidly narrow without getting irate
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d
Evidently my punishment for being slightly late for work this morning, for having the audacity to go to the dentist, is a stupidly busy, unholy day where it's getting on for 3pm, I've not had a chance to have lunch yet, and I'm in a meeting until 3:30.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d
You're not one of us Northerners to know yet babes 💅🏾
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d
I was laughing so hard I needed an outlet.
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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d
They aren't