Marcus
@elgobsucram.bsky.social
Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably playing some RPG. Probably horny. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
Me doing a Joanne the Scammer with "honestly, truly"
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me doing a Joanne the Scammer with "honestly, truly"
Gay culture is considering ordering the takeaway, that just had me bedridden for 2 days with poisoning, once a month because the abs I'm showing right now are insane 💀
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Gay culture is considering ordering the takeaway, that just had me bedridden for 2 days with poisoning, once a month because the abs I'm showing right now are insane 💀
Honestly, truly, you don't need to show us that your Spotify wrapped is all Taylor Swift. It's all you've posted about, daily, for months.
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Honestly, truly, you don't need to show us that your Spotify wrapped is all Taylor Swift. It's all you've posted about, daily, for months.
Reposted by Marcus
Need one of those jobs where, if I am a huge failure, they pay me $50 million to leave. CEO, football coach. I'll do any of 'em just to get fired.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Need one of those jobs where, if I am a huge failure, they pay me $50 million to leave. CEO, football coach. I'll do any of 'em just to get fired.
Me, off work today, with food poisoning.
Every bottom ever: learning your lesson now, aren't you. You'd have imodium as standard at arm's reach if you were one of us
Every bottom ever: learning your lesson now, aren't you. You'd have imodium as standard at arm's reach if you were one of us
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Me, off work today, with food poisoning.
Every bottom ever: learning your lesson now, aren't you. You'd have imodium as standard at arm's reach if you were one of us
Every bottom ever: learning your lesson now, aren't you. You'd have imodium as standard at arm's reach if you were one of us
Still amazed that people are willingly, constantly, sharing their location in insta.
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Still amazed that people are willingly, constantly, sharing their location in insta.
Now at the level of apathy where I've cancelled my annual £200 donation to a homeless charity because I refuse to be out of pocket when rich people continually act as parasites and take, take, take. I will no longer be guilted into this stuff with a "they won't, so you should".
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Now at the level of apathy where I've cancelled my annual £200 donation to a homeless charity because I refuse to be out of pocket when rich people continually act as parasites and take, take, take. I will no longer be guilted into this stuff with a "they won't, so you should".
My insta follower count went up over 100 yesterday from being tagged in one singular post from an underwear model, who I went out with Friday night. And I imagine it'll go up a lot more because he's sworn to take me on his next photoshoot. I'm not for public consumption and judgement, help me.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My insta follower count went up over 100 yesterday from being tagged in one singular post from an underwear model, who I went out with Friday night. And I imagine it'll go up a lot more because he's sworn to take me on his next photoshoot. I'm not for public consumption and judgement, help me.
My friend let slip what he bought me for my birthday 😍
a cartoon of a robot with a purple crown on it .
ALT: a cartoon of a robot with a purple crown on it .
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November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My friend let slip what he bought me for my birthday 😍
Any night out is automatically improved immensely by a @belowthenote.bsky.social hug ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Any night out is automatically improved immensely by a @belowthenote.bsky.social hug ❤️
The Your Party should be ur Party, because they're losing everything
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Your Party should be ur Party, because they're losing everything
Learning the different between someone supposedly lacking "emotional intelligence" and them not pandering to your every whim.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Learning the different between someone supposedly lacking "emotional intelligence" and them not pandering to your every whim.
She's bored so she's awwwwfff out for a bevvy. I think I did a fashun correctly.
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
She's bored so she's awwwwfff out for a bevvy. I think I did a fashun correctly.
When I fuck around with character creation for the laughs vs when I finish it.
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I miss the Karen look already
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I miss the Karen look already
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When I fuck around with character creation for the laughs vs when I finish it.
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I miss the Karen look already
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I miss the Karen look already
Feeling dead naughty because you left work 10 minutes early, but also know there was nothing to do for just 10 minutes
a little boy wearing a white shirt with a green embroidered logo on the sleeve is standing in a kitchen
ALT: a little boy wearing a white shirt with a green embroidered logo on the sleeve is standing in a kitchen
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November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Feeling dead naughty because you left work 10 minutes early, but also know there was nothing to do for just 10 minutes
Had to 😂
Know what? I'm not even mad. Just resigned to the fact the poor will get more and more poor until the rich own us in every form.
Know what? I'm not even mad. Just resigned to the fact the poor will get more and more poor until the rich own us in every form.
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Had to 😂
Know what? I'm not even mad. Just resigned to the fact the poor will get more and more poor until the rich own us in every form.
Know what? I'm not even mad. Just resigned to the fact the poor will get more and more poor until the rich own us in every form.
Graduated the muscle up today. Months of failures or just 1 rep, and I got 5 in a row this morning.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Graduated the muscle up today. Months of failures or just 1 rep, and I got 5 in a row this morning.
The building next to my office is being piled. It's been going on for a week and has 2 more weeks to go. You can hear it in this clip. Imagine that constantly. Yes, constantly. For the better part of a month.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The building next to my office is being piled. It's been going on for a week and has 2 more weeks to go. You can hear it in this clip. Imagine that constantly. Yes, constantly. For the better part of a month.
Can anyone explain to me how all this fuckery in politics even happens? Like... Do the MPs just not do their homework? They must have immediate and instant access to the information required to do their jobs, at all times, yet every party flip-flops on policies and promises.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Can anyone explain to me how all this fuckery in politics even happens? Like... Do the MPs just not do their homework? They must have immediate and instant access to the information required to do their jobs, at all times, yet every party flip-flops on policies and promises.
Obsessed with the way Alhaitham and Kaveh are continually queer-baited in Genshin Impact. Love together, always out at dinner together, bicker like a couple and described as the below... It's hilarious. "Just good friends".
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Obsessed with the way Alhaitham and Kaveh are continually queer-baited in Genshin Impact. Love together, always out at dinner together, bicker like a couple and described as the below... It's hilarious. "Just good friends".
Why do we all hate Rachel Reeves today?
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Why do we all hate Rachel Reeves today?
Huh, maybe that pregnancy scare I had at 19 wasn't false after all 👀
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Huh, maybe that pregnancy scare I had at 19 wasn't false after all 👀
Manager has brought in chocolate, biscuits and croissants for *a department of just 3 to consume*.
The 2 of us when she left the room:
The 2 of us when she left the room:
a man with long blue hair and a beard is asking what 's going on
ALT: a man with long blue hair and a beard is asking what 's going on
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November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Manager has brought in chocolate, biscuits and croissants for *a department of just 3 to consume*.
The 2 of us when she left the room:
The 2 of us when she left the room: