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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1h

I mean that's effort

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1h

I now have 5 people telling me to set up an onlyfans and they'll sub. I'm gonna have to do it, aren't I

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 17h

Just let me live 😭

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

I haaaaated it. Can only do wide grip or stupidly narrow without getting irate

Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

Evidently my punishment for being slightly late for work this morning, for having the audacity to go to the dentist, is a stupidly busy, unholy day where it's getting on for 3pm, I've not had a chance to have lunch yet, and I'm in a meeting until 3:30.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

You're not one of us Northerners to know yet babes 💅🏾

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

I was laughing so hard I needed an outlet.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

They aren't

Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

Time certainly did remove his hair...

Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

"He didn't say it. And if he did say it, it was misrepresented. And if it wasn't misrepresented, he didn't mean it. And if he did mean it, it was a joke. And if it wasn't a joke, you didn't understand it. He's playing 4D chess"

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

Awkward when someone posts their 1-year anniversary with their boyfriend, when it was less than a year ago they were telling your mate they wanted to be with them instead 👀

Never change, Grindr generation.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

Doing a plough pose and PT walks past saying "Legs in the air? I'd heard you like to do the ploughing" 😭

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know how to take that, assuming I read correctly. It says, even with all the negatives, this overall is up from his first term. So whilst he's shit, he's apparently polling less shit than before?

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

Can I just check... Is it really damaging approval? We don't see anything over here. All we get is "I'm the greatest who ever lived" shit, and see the sum total of NOTHING about the domestic issues of America. We don't even get the govt shutdown mentioned in our news.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

The handy thing about your mate being your dentist is short notice available appointments/ first pick on cancellations.

The annoying thing about your mate being your dentist is multiple reminders and 6am texts of "make sure you get back from the gym on time for this lift and appointment"

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

National I Love You Day. My inbox, as ever:

a dirt road going through a desert landscape with mountains in the background

ALT: a dirt road going through a desert landscape with mountains in the background

media.tenor.com

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

Vers? Vicious accusation. Prove it.

a woman in a red shirt is smiling and waving at someone .

ALT: a woman in a red shirt is smiling and waving at someone .

media.tenor.com

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't eat them. Others did.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 1d

It's cute you thought there'd be leftovers at 2pm

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d

I made the transition because radio 1 plays shit I can't stand and talk about nothing but Tiktok. The old people moved to radio 4. This plays at least a mix. Radio X has about 2 songs on a loop and Capital only talks about TV 😅

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d

And what should I be listening to, keep in mind it's a shared office?

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d

They're talking about tendon ruptures on Radio 2. Repeatedly using the achilles rupture as an example. I'm getting PTSD. 😂

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d

It's politicians' being held to ransom by their rich donors/masters

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d

Miles Platting and Collyhurst residents are currently being priced out of their rental homes with aim to demolish and rebuild. Naturally, they aren't taking up the brownfield sites along that way, too. And there's a few.

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Marcus @elgobsucram.bsky.social · 2d

Hilarious how this looks like I'm just very bad at choosing he correct height of and running the hurdles. 0/10, no Olympics.

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