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The Gringo (he/him)

@elgringofeo.bsky.social

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💨 America's stoner cousin ❄️ Gen-X Minneapolitan ⚫ Vinylphile 🛦 Air Force comms veteran 💩 Shitposter since FidoNet 📚 Library enthusiast 🤨 INTJ ♊ One of those goddamn Geminis ❤️ @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social 's emotional support ogre

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 6h

I keep a dead githyanki on my back lawn to keep them away. (And by "them" I also mean the neighbors.)

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 6h

Just look at how high those auras are growing... bumper crop this year, for sure.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 6h

It's an efficient ecosystem where the shitposts provide fertilizer for the aura farm.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 6h

#NowWatching: Neeeeeeew Nate Jackson Crowd Work joint, fresh today--come see the modern master of crowd work practice his craft! It's free and you weren't doing a goddamn thing anyway.

#StandUpComedy #StandUpSky #ComedySky #NateJackson #CrowdWork

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEVK...

CROWD WORK PACK: LEXINGTON, KY

YouTube video by Nate Jackson

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 6h

I still post on IG a couple times a week, but I've shifted my vinyl collection posts here for the most part.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 6h

Those Burt Reynolds/Dom DeLuise blooper reels were even funnier than the movie.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 7h

Om those noms.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 8h

I wouldn't put that kind of pressure on you.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 8h

Looks like it's on Amazon Prime for a fee, if you're into that approach. John Hopkins, that's impressive! I feel like I should be typing with my pinkie out!

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 8h

When I was in the Air Force I had a supervisor who was from Baltimore, I heard some stooooorieeeeees...

If you're a fan of cringe comedy like I Think You Should Leave, you're definitely gonna need to hunt this movie down.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 9h

#NowWatching: This was @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social 's pick, I'm going in totally ignorant. (Plus I don't know anything about the movie.)

#MovieSky #Baltimorons

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 10h

Seriously? That's awesome!

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 10h

Let's get a kickstarter going to have somebody change the street signs every night to Breonna Taylor Way.

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✨🌊S e a 🐙 W i t c h✨ @infiniteishq.bsky.social · 10h

Autumn 🍂

I could hear
Silence volumizing
Writing out brainstorms
On an overcast cloudy day
I could hear
The trees
Rustling in waves
Leaves fleeing wildly
Abandoning their constraints
Enjoying naked exploration
Wild & free