Stoner Santa
@elgringofeo.bsky.social
(Formerly The Gringo)
Bringing holiday cheer to everybody, regardless of religion or beliefs, and making your home smell like a skunk’s asshole. Season’s greetings, BSky!
St. Nugulas is the patron saint of wooks, spilled bong water, and needing a light.
Bringing holiday cheer to everybody, regardless of religion or beliefs, and making your home smell like a skunk’s asshole. Season’s greetings, BSky!
St. Nugulas is the patron saint of wooks, spilled bong water, and needing a light.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
#NowWatching: I often say I'm excited about the day's documentary, but today, goddammit I mean it... I'm down for anything Jordan Peele creates, and I hope to see some more documentaries from him.
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #HighHorse #TheBlackCowboy #JordanPeele #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #HighHorse #TheBlackCowboy #JordanPeele #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#NowWatching: I often say I'm excited about the day's documentary, but today, goddammit I mean it... I'm down for anything Jordan Peele creates, and I hope to see some more documentaries from him.
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #HighHorse #TheBlackCowboy #JordanPeele #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #HighHorse #TheBlackCowboy #JordanPeele #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
Forgot to post today's carol dedications to @leastfavoriteson.bsky.social , the Minnesota Boychoir in their natural hue. (They practice outdoors.)
#CarolSky #XmasSky #ChristmasSky
#CarolSky #XmasSky #ChristmasSky
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Forgot to post today's carol dedications to @leastfavoriteson.bsky.social , the Minnesota Boychoir in their natural hue. (They practice outdoors.)
#CarolSky #XmasSky #ChristmasSky
#CarolSky #XmasSky #ChristmasSky
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
(Rescue won't be the issue; the planet not blowing up will be the issue.)
(Rescue won't be the issue; the planet not blowing up will be the issue.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
(Rescue won't be the issue; the planet not blowing up will be the issue.)
(Rescue won't be the issue; the planet not blowing up will be the issue.)
Today's #StonerSantaShoutout goes out to one of my favorite shitposters, @leastfavoriteson.bsky.social .
#XmasSky #ChristmasSky #Christmas
#XmasSky #ChristmasSky #Christmas
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Today's #StonerSantaShoutout goes out to one of my favorite shitposters, @leastfavoriteson.bsky.social .
#XmasSky #ChristmasSky #Christmas
#XmasSky #ChristmasSky #Christmas
I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no. 5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere, Charlie Brown.
Well, Charlie Brown, have the lambs stopped screaming?
How does it feel to find a stranger in the Alps, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no. 5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere, Charlie Brown.
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this was the original Fortnite
December 8, 2024 at 8:55 PM
this was the original Fortnite
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Today's dedication of carols goes out to @musicgirl1965.bsky.social and is brought to us by GoodYear Tires. Today's tire companies bring us NOTHING, but Kerri will always come through with inspiration for sober living.
#XmasSky #CarolSky #Christmas
#XmasSky #CarolSky #Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Today's dedication of carols goes out to @musicgirl1965.bsky.social and is brought to us by GoodYear Tires. Today's tire companies bring us NOTHING, but Kerri will always come through with inspiration for sober living.
#XmasSky #CarolSky #Christmas
#XmasSky #CarolSky #Christmas
Today's #StonerSantaShoutout goes out to @musicgirl1965.bsky.social , BlueSky's best support for sober living!
#XMasSky #ChristmasSky
#XMasSky #ChristmasSky
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Today's #StonerSantaShoutout goes out to @musicgirl1965.bsky.social , BlueSky's best support for sober living!
#XMasSky #ChristmasSky
#XMasSky #ChristmasSky
#NowWatching: New Nate Jackson special on Netflix!
#ComedySky #StandupSky #StandUp #Comedy #NateJackson #SuperFunny
#ComedySky #StandupSky #StandUp #Comedy #NateJackson #SuperFunny
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
#NowWatching: New Nate Jackson special on Netflix!
#ComedySky #StandupSky #StandUp #Comedy #NateJackson #SuperFunny
#ComedySky #StandupSky #StandUp #Comedy #NateJackson #SuperFunny
#NowPlaying: This morning's fun-to-play-high game, determined by strain Jack Herer, is Disney's Dreamlight Valley. YUUUUUP! It's a combo of The Sims and Stardew Valley, with an overbearing dose of commercialism. Still, fun to wander around and swear because I can't fish right.
#GameSky #WeedSky
#GameSky #WeedSky
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#NowPlaying: This morning's fun-to-play-high game, determined by strain Jack Herer, is Disney's Dreamlight Valley. YUUUUUP! It's a combo of The Sims and Stardew Valley, with an overbearing dose of commercialism. Still, fun to wander around and swear because I can't fish right.
#GameSky #WeedSky
#GameSky #WeedSky
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I do not have to welcome everyone into my space. I don’t have to remain gentle when someone has shown me harm. I will not pretend to feel safe where I am not valued.I spent years giving grace to people who never earned it. Those days are over.My energy is mine now, and I guard it without hesitation.
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I do not have to welcome everyone into my space. I don’t have to remain gentle when someone has shown me harm. I will not pretend to feel safe where I am not valued.I spent years giving grace to people who never earned it. Those days are over.My energy is mine now, and I guard it without hesitation.
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Any artist here dropping new music from this week, comment below.
Dropping weekly review later today!! 🔥
Dropping weekly review later today!! 🔥
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Any artist here dropping new music from this week, comment below.
Dropping weekly review later today!! 🔥
Dropping weekly review later today!! 🔥
It's just not #Christmas until Santa whips out his Magic Organ. Today's honoree is @bside.foo , one of those folks you just know would be fun to get high with.
#XmasSky #CarolSky #MagicOrgan
#XmasSky #CarolSky #MagicOrgan
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's just not #Christmas until Santa whips out his Magic Organ. Today's honoree is @bside.foo , one of those folks you just know would be fun to get high with.
#XmasSky #CarolSky #MagicOrgan
#XmasSky #CarolSky #MagicOrgan
Today's #StonerSantaShoutout goes out to my fellow drugs aficionado @bside.foo . (But the season's greetings applies TO YOU ALL!)
#XmasSky
#XmasSky
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Today's #StonerSantaShoutout goes out to my fellow drugs aficionado @bside.foo . (But the season's greetings applies TO YOU ALL!)
#XmasSky
#XmasSky
#NowWatching: Tonight's documentary bout to make me angry...
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #ThoughtsAndPrayers #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #ThoughtsAndPrayers #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
#NowWatching: Tonight's documentary bout to make me angry...
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #ThoughtsAndPrayers #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #ThoughtsAndPrayers #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
Got a question for Stoner Santa, Temu Father Christmas, the Kris Kringle of Karma?
Yep, I'm scared already...
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Yep, I'm scared already...
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Got a question for Stoner Santa, Temu Father Christmas, the Kris Kringle of Karma?
Yep, I'm scared already...
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Yep, I'm scared already...
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Coat drive locations. Help and donate if you can.
#Asheville #Buncombe #WNC
www.themountaineer.com/news/state/c...
#Asheville #Buncombe #WNC
www.themountaineer.com/news/state/c...
Coat drives near Asheville
Stacker compiled a list of coat drives near Asheville using data from One Warm Coat
www.themountaineer.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Coat drive locations. Help and donate if you can.
#Asheville #Buncombe #WNC
www.themountaineer.com/news/state/c...
#Asheville #Buncombe #WNC
www.themountaineer.com/news/state/c...
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"Cuddle" | a horror short film
YouTube video by 3 Knocks Productions
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You're at Wojohowitz, I'm gonna need you at Fish.
You’re at Carol Brady
I need you at Shirley Partridge
I need you at Shirley Partridge
You're at Lily Munster.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You're at Wojohowitz, I'm gonna need you at Fish.
#NowSpinning: Today's carols, dedicated to @lizzylizumab.bsky.social . Will disco ever die? Not if I don't let it!
#XmasSky #CarolSky #DiscoSky
#XmasSky #CarolSky #DiscoSky
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
#NowSpinning: Today's carols, dedicated to @lizzylizumab.bsky.social . Will disco ever die? Not if I don't let it!
#XmasSky #CarolSky #DiscoSky
#XmasSky #CarolSky #DiscoSky
Too soon for Xmas? Stoner Santa doesn't care about that! Or whether you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie! Today's #StonerSantaShoutout is to our pal and favorite Muppet advocate @lizzylizumab.bsky.social .
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Too soon for Xmas? Stoner Santa doesn't care about that! Or whether you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie! Today's #StonerSantaShoutout is to our pal and favorite Muppet advocate @lizzylizumab.bsky.social .
#NowWatching: Tonight's documentary, about green energy sources we're too lazy to implement. Yay, humans!
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #HowToPowerACity #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #HowToPowerACity #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#NowWatching: Tonight's documentary, about green energy sources we're too lazy to implement. Yay, humans!
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #HowToPowerACity #GetHighWatchDocumentaries
#Documentary #DocumentarySky #HowToPowerACity #GetHighWatchDocumentaries