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The Gringo (he/him)

@elgringofeo.bsky.social

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💨 America's stoner cousin ❄️ Gen-X Minneapolitan ⚫ Vinylphile 🛦 Air Force comms veteran 💩 Shitposter since FidoNet 📚 Library enthusiast 🤨 INTJ ♊ One of those goddamn Geminis ❤️ @creative-bycolleen.bsky.social 's emotional support ogre

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 6h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Rosie the goddamn Riveter taking a moment from being awesome to flex on the haters.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 6h

Like I want to round up everybody in both rural America and the suburbs and make them go live with Daddy Trump so they have to listen to his ramblings aaaaaall day long.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 6h

I'm glad you checked, because I don't think I can handle any more disappointment this year. Reached my quota round about February. Next year I really gotta pace myself.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 7h

I'll just grab Greatest Hits (or whatever she called hers). And if I find out this isn't on Greatest Hits, I'm going to raise hell.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 7h

I need this (and SO MANY OTHER THINGS!) on vinyl...

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 8h

Oh, we just saw that last weekend, I think you'll enjoy! Sounds like you'll be seeing it in a great place, too.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 8h

Duuuuude! I didn't notice that, but how's that for fate...

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 8h

I can do that! I'm not messing around today, I'm smoking Blue Dream on top of some AK-47.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 8h

Happy (late) Minneapolis 4:20! And our big sib Chicago, thank u for holding strong in the face of adversity. This is a great video to watch high, turn inward and just be grateful for you. I’m also grateful for you, I’m glad you’re here.

#MusicSky #WeedSky #Chicago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgp...

Alanis Morissette - Thank U (Official Video)

YouTube video by Alanis Morissette

www.youtube.com

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 9h

Little Sconnie hell apples!

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 10h

Dammit, I went with the Esperanto pronunciation.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 10h

HAN-sell Mon-TAG-owitz

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 10h

You got it!

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 10h

Even a little dignity would be nice.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 10h

The town Wayzata.

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𝕖𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕚𝕟 @ecksteinish.bsky.social · 11h

#PDX residents:

Please tell me about the local live music scene there. I'm very interested in a place you call The Coffin Club.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 11h

Aftertaste of Parents Didn't Love Me.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 11h

Black licorice was a real treat back in the days of frankincense.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 11h

a person sitting at a table drinking from a glass with the word cheers written below them

ALT: a person sitting at a table drinking from a glass with the word cheers written below them

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 11h

I'm working on setting up a BBS, I'll make sure you get leet status.

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 11h

Hi Greg!

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 12h

Hmm... I do love Ethio-Jazz, but I also love saying "vinyls" and watching audiophile heads asplode.

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

You've earned +50 bonus xp for finishing quest The Best Harvest in record time!

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The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

That indescribable lure of mischief...

The Gringo (he/him) @elgringofeo.bsky.social · 13h

"Greetings, adventurer! I forget where I stored my cannabis seeds. Thanks a lot, marijuana! If you bring me back 10 seeds from the forest, my weed patch will be restored. For your reward you'll get +100xp and a Joint of Drain Bamage to use against your friends!"

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