elimination dance
@eliminationdance.bsky.social
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use your words the name comes from this: https://youtu.be/Gc0OumPMeTs?si=P0lWV8KVDdAJ36P2 avi: a bearded man’s face, black & white, with a small, red heart in the middle of the forehead. banner pic: photo of four birds flying across a pale blue sky.
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eliminationdance.bsky.social
if I name my next album “fulfillment centre” do you think I could get Bezos to sue me?

Could do with some publicity.
eliminationdance.bsky.social
*doesn’t win Nobel Peace Prize

**starts a war about it
eliminationdance.bsky.social
NY bagels are vastly inferior to Montreal bagels.

Come up sometime, I’ll show you around.
eliminationdance.bsky.social
social media has moved us from Reagan-omics to Rage-o-nomics.
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retr0.id
one must imagine sisyphus listening to his kate bush playlist
eliminationdance.bsky.social
when exactly did we stop ‘stanning’ things?

I haven’t stanned anything in a good long while now.
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littlemisslizz.bsky.social
The two best forms of self care during these trying times we are living in are:

1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis
eliminationdance.bsky.social
we are all lying under the kitchen sink but some of us are looking at the stars
eliminationdance.bsky.social
me and mies van der rohe we got an understanding
eliminationdance.bsky.social
protect the witches at all costs
eliminationdance.bsky.social
sorry, just getting caught up: we’re all supposed to overdose on Tylenol and then we’ll be raptured?
eliminationdance.bsky.social
America is just three trench coats in a trench coat isn’t it.
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
eliminationdance.bsky.social
you know what’s super cute is how she forgets she’s a total babe.

like, doesn’t even occur to her.
eliminationdance.bsky.social
*brings a laser pointer to your cat cafe
eliminationdance.bsky.social
still waiting to hear the news story about the maximum wage being lowered
eliminationdance.bsky.social
everytime I read news from your country I wish I believed in a God….and that He was Vengeful beyond all comprehension.
eliminationdance.bsky.social
anyone want to disappear into the forest and start a dog rescue?
eliminationdance.bsky.social
can confirm.

also, fuckin a, yes.
eliminationdance.bsky.social
I get more than a little old man ragey when I need a minor in computer science to watch my f***ing tv
eliminationdance.bsky.social
if I make you a playlist you’d better understand I have spent *hours* agonizing over song order and if you set it to random you may as well just piss on my grave.