elimination dance
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use your words
the name comes from this: https://youtu.be/Gc0OumPMeTs?si=P0lWV8KVDdAJ36P2
avi: a bearded man’s face, black & white, with a small, red heart in the middle of the forehead.
banner pic: photo of four birds flying across a pale blue sky.
the name comes from this: https://youtu.be/Gc0OumPMeTs?si=P0lWV8KVDdAJ36P2
avi: a bearded man’s face, black & white, with a small, red heart in the middle of the forehead.
banner pic: photo of four birds flying across a pale blue sky.
Alright, I’ll play.
One thing about growing up in the orbit of Toronto was SCTV was on everyday after school.
youtu.be/WvHGW468n44?...
One thing about growing up in the orbit of Toronto was SCTV was on everyday after school.
youtu.be/WvHGW468n44?...
SCTV - Farm Film Report: Brooke Shields
YouTube video by SCTV
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Alright, I’ll play.
One thing about growing up in the orbit of Toronto was SCTV was on everyday after school.
youtu.be/WvHGW468n44?...
One thing about growing up in the orbit of Toronto was SCTV was on everyday after school.
youtu.be/WvHGW468n44?...
The ladies are always impressed when I tell them I’m in an all-men’s book club.
I mean, it’s colouring books, but still.
I mean, it’s colouring books, but still.
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The ladies are always impressed when I tell them I’m in an all-men’s book club.
I mean, it’s colouring books, but still.
I mean, it’s colouring books, but still.
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Remember also—I say this as a retired journalism professor—that corporate media earns revenue by making you think something significant has happened so that you will pay attention to corporate news.
If or when Trump reallocates his vile resources, *nothing* has actually changed.
If or when Trump reallocates his vile resources, *nothing* has actually changed.
January 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Remember also—I say this as a retired journalism professor—that corporate media earns revenue by making you think something significant has happened so that you will pay attention to corporate news.
If or when Trump reallocates his vile resources, *nothing* has actually changed.
If or when Trump reallocates his vile resources, *nothing* has actually changed.
Bruce Cockburn - Where The Death Squad Lives
YouTube video by Best Playlists Ever
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Davos shows that the man who believes he’s playing 4D chess is actually playing strip poker.
In a corner.
By himself.
In a corner.
By himself.
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Davos shows that the man who believes he’s playing 4D chess is actually playing strip poker.
In a corner.
By himself.
In a corner.
By himself.
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[to the tune of "Girls on Film"]
🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵
🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 AM
[to the tune of "Girls on Film"]
🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵
🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵
I have it on the highest authority that the best part about being a woman is *checks notes*:
“The prerogative to have a little fun.”
Thank you.
“The prerogative to have a little fun.”
Thank you.
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I have it on the highest authority that the best part about being a woman is *checks notes*:
“The prerogative to have a little fun.”
Thank you.
“The prerogative to have a little fun.”
Thank you.
Practice Radical Decency
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Practice Radical Decency
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It’s the Great Proust, Charlie Brown
For this is all a dream we dreamed one afternoon long ago, Charlie Brown
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
It’s the Great Proust, Charlie Brown
my pub (in small-town Canada) where I bartend is frequented by a lot of cops.
the subject of the events in Minnesota came up today with them.
there is universal disgust among the many cops I see on a regular basis.
to my American friends: keep pushing. You have allies in places you don’t know.
the subject of the events in Minnesota came up today with them.
there is universal disgust among the many cops I see on a regular basis.
to my American friends: keep pushing. You have allies in places you don’t know.
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
my pub (in small-town Canada) where I bartend is frequented by a lot of cops.
the subject of the events in Minnesota came up today with them.
there is universal disgust among the many cops I see on a regular basis.
to my American friends: keep pushing. You have allies in places you don’t know.
the subject of the events in Minnesota came up today with them.
there is universal disgust among the many cops I see on a regular basis.
to my American friends: keep pushing. You have allies in places you don’t know.
Don’t normalize snuff films
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Don’t normalize snuff films
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Now is the winter of our disconnect
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Now is the winter of our disconnect
Cutest winter house. I’ll go first.
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Cutest winter house. I’ll go first.
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Lay your head down on my chest and rest for awhile.
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Lay your head down on my chest and rest for awhile.
what a time to be the father of two young men of fighting age.
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
what a time to be the father of two young men of fighting age.
fuck nudes.
let’s make a playlist together.
let’s make a playlist together.
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
fuck nudes.
let’s make a playlist together.
let’s make a playlist together.
I think hockey commentators have the best sports commentary job because they get to say things like “he rips the five-hole” with raucous enthusiasm.
January 5, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I think hockey commentators have the best sports commentary job because they get to say things like “he rips the five-hole” with raucous enthusiasm.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but “having needs” is not the same as “being needy”.
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but “having needs” is not the same as “being needy”.
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i am fucking sick of being lectured by the mediocre on the importance of meritocracy
January 2, 2026 at 9:49 PM
i am fucking sick of being lectured by the mediocre on the importance of meritocracy
once I change my last name to MacConnell it’s over for you Mitches.
Once I get more varied hobby interests, it’s over for you niches.
once i cut my fingernails, it's over for you scritches
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
once I change my last name to MacConnell it’s over for you Mitches.
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made a thing.
a great way to have a better new year and fight nazis is to delete your twitter account.
a great way to have a better new year and fight nazis is to delete your twitter account.
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
made a thing.
a great way to have a better new year and fight nazis is to delete your twitter account.
a great way to have a better new year and fight nazis is to delete your twitter account.
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wonder if the private equity firms buying up all the housing are the same ones that own the newspapers and media companies.
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
wonder if the private equity firms buying up all the housing are the same ones that own the newspapers and media companies.