Eliyora
@eliyora.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of crude and politically incorrect humor. Pansexual. Happily married to Acharky~
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mehdirhasan.bsky.social
They didn’t just NOT give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize, they wrote a citation that reads like an anti-Trump rallying cry.

(He’s gonna extra-tariff Norway now, isn’t he?)
reuters.com
'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
eliyora.bsky.social
I do believe you mean GAY to horny jail.

...I'll see myself out.
eliyora.bsky.social
Good ol' Stolas. And we all know Blitz would be all in to recreate those dreams.
eliyora.bsky.social
....You enjoy this, don't you? Just fuckin' dragging things out.
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ourladygrem.bsky.social
happy birthday @glitzbot.bsky.social 🤗💕

a comic gift for you, based on a scene in ur stolitz fanfic Forgot Not To Fall For You. everyone, pls read it if u can 😌🙏

#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
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hngancon.bsky.social
People needing care +2 #stolitz #helluvaboss
eliyora.bsky.social
Everyone being all like, "Fuck I'm scared! Blitz is about to do the dumb!"

I'm sitting over here like, "Your turn Blitz. He was honest with you. Now you be honest with him."

I actually don't think Blitz will be dumb here. Now's the time for his emotional intelligence to shine.
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cotikun.bsky.social
✨cuz you can make a change ✨

I was so thrilled to make art from my two fav shows together!! 💕💖
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zerolawliet.bsky.social
🌟Come what may chapter 4 is out!!!!🌟
Simp-Blitzø , Simp-Blitzø, Simp-Blitzø,Simp-Blitzø
hehehehe. Check the first coment to read it!
#helluvaboss #Stolitz
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zerolawliet.bsky.social
Mission Zero cover! 👿🔫📘
#helluvaboss #HelluvaBossFanart
eliyora.bsky.social
Y'all. Everybody droolin' (justifiably) over Blitz and Stolas slasher merch, but can we just talk about how fucking BADASS Octavia's is for a minute? This girl is going to eat your soul, and I love it so much!

#helluvaboss #octavia #halloween
eliyora.bsky.social
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.... Here we go... Blitz, please, for the love of everything just be fucking real and don't let your being upset send you over the edge. PLEASE!!

[preps salt for Blitz's eventual hoof-in-mouth]
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mundayme.bsky.social
scar
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#helluvaboss #stolitz
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bajamothblast.bsky.social
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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sero-hb.bsky.social
brought my OTPs of HB and HH together
eliyora.bsky.social
Welp. Trying to explain to Blitz when he's riled up like this? Time to cross my knees and pray.
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elleap.bsky.social
Surprise #Stolitz commission for @moonmystery5.bsky.social
with the prompt "big size difference"! had way too many scenarios in mind for this 😏 but here's a big eepy birb and his smol bf 🤏🏽
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shinaratani.bsky.social
Bunch of kisses
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz
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rbenfield95.bsky.social
Not my picture but my god this EXACTLY sums up why I'm so done with goddamn internet discourse. Everyone feels they have to have a take. It feels like people are seeking out negativity rather than just... enjoying what they do like.

I genuinely don't wanna be around people who act like this anymore
eliyora.bsky.social
Look up what a cloaca is.