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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · Nov 6

I am asking one thing of you all: do not voluntarily detransition.

That is what they want most.

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 45m

Let me know if you find one, but eBay’s “Item Location: Canada” filter is great for this kind of thing

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

I have experimentally confirmed the existence of a secret third Western Canada butter size

Fraser Valley Creamery 250g unsalted butter perfectly fitting in a University of Alberta Butterdome Butter Dish

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

worked on me

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 1h

this is… i… i think sarah’s article has genuinely unlocked all of 2025

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

no free movement of capital without free movement of bees

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 1h

virtual channel assignments are somehow the least of the problems, it’s so bad dude

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 2h

once Jesus Christ is firmly established as a DC character we can at last start having some important power level conversations

Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 4h

Holy shit.

36 Years Later, DC Will Finally Publish a Controversial Canceled Comic Where Swamp Thing Meets Jesus Christ | NYCC 2025 - IGN

In 1989, DC canceled a Swamp Thing comic that would have seen the noble hero meet Jesus Christ. Now, 36 years later, that controversial story will finally see the light of day.

www.ign.com

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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 1h

"we are ENM"

"oh, that's awesome!! like you can talk to each other telepathically?!"

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 2h

Feels like something TransLink could set up via the existing parking tax system.

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Brendan Dawe @dawe.bsky.social · 3h

I am a pay parking enthusiast but is it too much to ask that they figure out an open payment system? No I don’t want to have half a dozen parking apps storing my credit card information

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 3h

Institutional Memory Loss Rules Everything Around Me

City Nolan @ndhapple.bsky.social · 3h

UMTA R&D spend from 1972-1989. The amounts in the 1980s appear to be overstated as a lot of those projects were commissioned in the 1970s and were finishing up. Dollars are not adjusted for inflation.

New spend by the late 80s was down to $13m/yr, $3m/yr of which went into 'privatization' =>

Tables of new R&D spend between 1985-1989. Spending on research related to train and system design had been entirely zeroed out.

Table of R&D spend from 1972-1985. The wind-down begins in 1982.

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 3h

my sister’s husband just go out of the US Armed Forces like a year ago… she is absolutely losing her mind over this stuff.

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 3h

That said I would run through a brick wall for a constitutional amendment to make him eligible

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 3h

He was not born in the United States and thus is not eligible to be president or vice-president

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 3h

The whole internet loves Cola Bottle Nate, a lovely guy who almost kills himself eating Haribro cola bottles! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you Mr. Rimmington is racist

Nathan Rimmington, 33, is a haulier and owner of an HGV driving school in Barnsley. Huge, tattooed, always sweating and always pining for a pint, he is portrayed in the series as an incorrigible joker: "If the government don't crack down on immigration, my kids will have to go to school on fucking camels."

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 3h

This is the candy, not actual soda. He was full of gelatin!

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 3h

We will retake Orcas Island with overwhelming military force (an army of feral cats)

Nick L. Underfront @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 16h

WE'RE BACK en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War...

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

This post fact-checked by REAL Canadian patriots: ✅ TRUE

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Nov 10

i still die laughing at this real canadian oil and gas lobby ad

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

Interestingly, we do have a Public Utilities Commission separate from BC Hydro – allowing, for example, municipalities or developers to create district energy utilities

damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

I think @burritojustice.bsky.social has talked me into the shareholder model necessarily driving up costs over a State Owned Enterprise facing the same overall situation.

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

Canada sold off all our gold reserves? What are you going to tell me next, that we used to have a Crown monopoly on oil & gas production, but sold that off too?

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 9d

OC Transit has a fleet of seven (7) Stadler FLIRTs for Line 2 in Ottawa, purchased 2019 for C$106 million.

Via Rail Canada has a fleet of seven (7) Budd RDCs for the entire country.

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

If they can ever get that proposal for a Saint Paul–Rochester–La Crosse–Madison passenger rail service going…

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

central business district disease

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damned teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️👻 @ellenteapot.ca · 4h

oh zoomies. that stage is so precious…