Lance Ellisor
@ellisor.net
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science & nature zealot, avid reader, dog lover, desert mountains and rainforest aficionado, paddler, Astros fan, songwriter, lead singer of a rock band. Austin, Texas and Arenal, Costa Rica. my band's music and links: https://linktr.ee/battleshipdown
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me as a little boy, in southern Colorado.
life seemed so simple then.
a blond boy, sitting on the ground, fishing in a pond
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I’m startled, just reading that
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there’s an old adage in marketing: you can’t tell the market what it wants.
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harvester ants on a busy Thursday morning by the river.

I noticed that this morning, when it was significantly cooler, they stayed inside.
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went for a “jog” on my river today. there’s a small channel to an inactive quarry off the river. more development is coming soon, but until it does, nature has been healing. literally.
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I would pay a lot for Boomer Sooner-canceling headphones
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he’s everything to me
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it’s ready for another Halloween
A 15’ tall metal rooster in a suburban front yard dressed in a witch costume.
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yeah. I get it. he’s lucky to have you.

Hambone wishes him well.
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we love Baldi. best value in the Fortuna area IMO.
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you’re doing the right thing IMO.

as a friend said when I was talking about how expensive my dog’s double ACL and cancer surgeries were …

“that’s the bargain we make when we take them in.”
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OMG gorgeous work, Scott
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so that study is propaganda?
what about this one? www.start.umd.edu/publication/...
this? www.adl.org/resources/re...
this? www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
this? ccjls.scholasticahq.com/article/2697...

do you only accept studies you agree with?
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this is awful. all violence and threats of violence are unacceptable.

it is true that violence and threats are perpetrated by people on the left end of the spectrum.

it is also true that most violence and threats are perpetrated by people on the right end of the spectrum.
Figure 3: Terrorist Attacks and Plots in the United States by Perpetrator Orientation, 1994–2025
from https://www.csis.org/analysis/left-wing-terrorism-and-political-violence-united-states-what-data-tells-us

It’s a stacked bar chart. The bar segments are coded to correspond to political orientation. Over time the largest segment is “right”. In 2025 YTD, though (and only that year it seems), the total number is pretty small, and that “right” segment is very small while the “left” segment is larger.
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every once in a while, give yourself a treat and remind yourself of just what a sad little man he is, and that he'll die that way
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it’s important to remember that, as a whole, they are actually very stupid.

that truth comes with pros and cons, but it is the simple, obvious truth.
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*they're killing the dogs*
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the only way to make that song even grosser
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Hambone is very excited about his new toy. he wouldn’t come outside with me without it.