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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 17m

Even after over 40 yrs they're still killers.

elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 1h

Oddly the German army was the first to do a triumphal march through the Arc de Triomphe.

elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 1h

How else are you going to get the bird to sit on your shoulder for the much envied "king of the homeless" look?

elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 1h

What town has a name that sounds like 'drunk goat" in Dutch?

elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2h

The name's better in German "Der Hexenhammer"

elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2h

Tesla obvs, are Tesla drivers bigger wanks than audi or bmw drivers ? Or is it just the added fascism?

elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

Hunners of them in here

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"STICK YOUR INDEPENDENCE UP YOUR..."

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

If he can't pay his own legal fees how can he have a £155,000 car?

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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 2d

The IOF kept lying to him that his whole family was killed, over and over again, so that they can psychologically torture him. This was the moment he saw them.

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

Cream cheese, dip the pill in cream cheese. It'll go so fast you'll need to count your fingers.

elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

You have to remember if he was talking nonsense they'd be ignoring him. They're attacking him. Make up your own mind why.

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

Two Scottish comedians to address two of your points. Apologies for the facebook link, yourube still won't host that gag
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Frankie Boyle on Thatcher's Funeral

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

£100,000 per metre for a fucking fence, is it made of fucking gold?

elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

If you buy a ticket in the station ScotRail do a kids return for £1 all year round if you buy an adult ticket. They also have a family pass for the holidays £50 for 2 adults and 4 kids unlimited travel for a week.

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

About time it's taken him over a year to tell the truth. That's a bad look.

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

If only the Guinness people had taken his call he'd be famous...

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/xmmomV-ax-s?...

Frankie Boyle on Thatcher's Funeral

YouTube video by kxoaagavacyb

youtu.be

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/xmmomV-ax-s?...

Frankie Boyle on Thatcher's Funeral

YouTube video by kxoaagavacyb

youtu.be

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

I feel as old as king Tut.

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

There's the tipping point, researchers from Leeds! Why didn't they speak out sooner!

elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe think about the farce of the online ID shite. The UK gov will outsource to some lowest bidder cunts in Hungary and the entirety of the UK populations details will be snatched by drunk teenagers in Kathmandu. Useless showed of bastards.

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 3d

Still, rubbing one out while playing MLB is still quite the talent 💪

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 3d

The national knows it's audience, possibly the only UK paper that'll tell the truth against the UK govs wishes.

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 4d

That boy's got a way with words 🤞👍

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elvisisalive.bsky.social @elvisisalive.bsky.social · 4d

Useless bunch of cunts