@elvisisalive.bsky.social
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Scottish, republican. Loather of the deliberately stupid and overly serious.
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elvisisalive.bsky.social
If he can't pay his own legal fees how can he have a £155,000 car?
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wearthepeace.bsky.social
The IOF kept lying to him that his whole family was killed, over and over again, so that they can psychologically torture him. This was the moment he saw them.
elvisisalive.bsky.social
Cream cheese, dip the pill in cream cheese. It'll go so fast you'll need to count your fingers.
elvisisalive.bsky.social
You have to remember if he was talking nonsense they'd be ignoring him. They're attacking him. Make up your own mind why.
elvisisalive.bsky.social
Two Scottish comedians to address two of your points. Apologies for the facebook link, yourube still won't host that gag
youtu.be/xmmomV-ax-s?...

m.facebook.com/watch/?v=925...
Frankie Boyle on Thatcher's Funeral
YouTube video by kxoaagavacyb
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elvisisalive.bsky.social
£100,000 per metre for a fucking fence, is it made of fucking gold?
elvisisalive.bsky.social
If you buy a ticket in the station ScotRail do a kids return for £1 all year round if you buy an adult ticket. They also have a family pass for the holidays £50 for 2 adults and 4 kids unlimited travel for a week.
elvisisalive.bsky.social
About time it's taken him over a year to tell the truth. That's a bad look.
elvisisalive.bsky.social
If only the Guinness people had taken his call he'd be famous...
elvisisalive.bsky.social
There's the tipping point, researchers from Leeds! Why didn't they speak out sooner!
elvisisalive.bsky.social
Maybe think about the farce of the online ID shite. The UK gov will outsource to some lowest bidder cunts in Hungary and the entirety of the UK populations details will be snatched by drunk teenagers in Kathmandu. Useless showed of bastards.
elvisisalive.bsky.social
Still, rubbing one out while playing MLB is still quite the talent 💪
elvisisalive.bsky.social
The national knows it's audience, possibly the only UK paper that'll tell the truth against the UK govs wishes.
elvisisalive.bsky.social
That boy's got a way with words 🤞👍
elvisisalive.bsky.social
You suggested that children with learning difficulties where treated as fair game for bad driving.
That makes you an absolute cunt. I will now mute you because you offend me on almost every level. Well done, cunt.
elvisisalive.bsky.social
Still making fun of people with learning difficulties, still looking like a cunt. Have you got the fancy hat or just the swastika armband?
elvisisalive.bsky.social
Apologising for abusing children with learning difficulties by abusing children with learning disabilities?What a humanitarian you are, you should have got the Nobel prize, but they don't so one for cunts so you're kind of out 🤷‍♂️
elvisisalive.bsky.social
Guinness and cider and black is what I heard.
elvisisalive.bsky.social
Still bashing the learning impaired you're a fucking charmer aren't you? How many pregnant women and old ladies have you slapped this week?
elvisisalive.bsky.social
Now you're making fun of children with learning difficulties as well as blaming people for mistakes they never made. Not quite the look you were going for i imagine.