elvisisalive.bsky.social
@elvisisalive.bsky.social
Scottish, republican. Loather of the deliberately stupid and overly serious.
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Maeda 1-0
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Engels 2-0
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Cum one, cum all...
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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That was something special from a side most of us thought were underpar for what was needed tonight.

MoN is special. I genuinely don't believe we'd have won that fixture if Rodgers with his tactics was still manager.
#CelticFC
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The 3 goals
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Nygren 3-1
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Fucken yassss! 🍀🍀🍀
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀YAS Nygren🍀🍀🍀
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
🍀🍀🍀Yaaaaassss Reo🍀🍀🍀🍀
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fucking hell, deviants abound.
1/ It should be forgiven. It should be forgotten. If she spoke of it again, the sins would be hers, she was told.

But she could never forget. And neither could the other girls.

This is the story of how her church enabled a child abuser for years 👇

[content warning: sexual abuse]
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Mani died, this seems appropriate
youtu.be/jmR9F12CVIM?...
The Stone Roses - Breaking into Heaven (audio only)
YouTube video by MarkTurver1990
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November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You could only be shocked by this if you'd been living under a rock for at least the last decade, like Niges fans.
www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-...
‘Deeply shocking’: Nigel Farage faces fresh claims of racism and antisemitism at school
Bafta-winning director among contemporaries urging contrition and apology from Reform UK leader, who denies the allegations
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What a bunch of fucking scumbags, labour really are turning into reform.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Shabana Mahmood warns Labour MPs ‘dark forces are stirring up anger’ over migration
There is understood to be growing unease in party over home secretary’s sweeping overhaul of refugee rights
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Can you do a favour for us please sign the petition? 🙏🏻💚
Petition: Introduce British Sign Language (BSL) to all primary school children
Use digital platforms to introduce BSL to all children within primary schools. Studies suggest sign-language use improves spelling, reading and language skills for all. It promotes inclusion of hearin...
petition.parliament.uk
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Me as a therapist: sorry did you say something? My ears are bleeding from all the whinging and crying in here and I can't hear a thing.
Me, as a therapist: no you don't have a problem, that's WAY less than I do
Me, as a therapist: have you tried growing the fuck up
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Unemployment is down in Scotland, not that you'd know it from the Guardian reporting
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
UK unemployment rises to 5%, the highest level in four years
ONS says jobs market worsening before budget, as HMRC reports falling number of workers on firms’ payrolls
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Appoint Alexei Sayle
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM