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Col is going to Fuck Up 2026
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You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀

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I Am Dave, Fear Me
Deep in the tower of Minas Morgul, in a dank chamber lit only by the fires of Mount Doom, dwelled the Nine. Cold, green mists swirl around…
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Can't believe they've left out heroin for Scotland 😤
How North Londoners View The Rest Of The UK Or Why The Rest of The UK Hates London

Full map: brilliantmaps.com/north-lon...
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I have never seen Traitors and it's unlikely I ever will but you all seem to be enjoying yourselves so good for you ❤️
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Mfer bringing a gun to a needle fight
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Very disappointed that not a single one of you replied to the alt-text on my Blazing Saddles post with, 'It's Hedley!'. That was a test and you failed
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
January 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Customer insisted on pouring loads of salt in to their soup despite being advised that miso soup is naturally quite salty
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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New York mayor Zohran Mamdani has been sent a baby box by the Scottish Government 👇

🔗 www.thenational.scot/news/2...
January 23, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Can't believe it's the 74th of January already
January 23, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Seen a lot of posts and comments suggesting 'terminal solutions' to problems that previously would have got you banned for TOS violations but now seem to be fine
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Would have taken that before the game but going into half-time 2 up despite Hatates rush of blood to the head feels disappointing #celticfc
January 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
wtf is happening #celticfc
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Oh for fucks sake Hatate
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Countries signing up to the Board of Peace
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The account @inkradio.bsky.social is an AI chud and content thief. Thank you for your attention to this matter
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Schindlers List with Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The main takeaway from Rings of Power Galadriel vs LOTR Galadriel is that milfs are more powerful
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Sniper rifle, poison, bomb, anything would do really
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Cunt is a literal Don Quixote
Trump: "There are windmills all over Europe. There are windmills all over the place. And they are losers. One thing I've noticed is that the more windmills a country has, the more money that country loses, and the worse that country is doing. I haven't been able to find any wind farms in China."
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I see the Board of Peace have selected their logo
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
A decent American politician who is also a genuine football fan? wtf
Elite ball knowledge @NYCMayor 💯
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 AM
The Chauffeur by Duran Duran came on random on the journey and I've got to say it's probably my favourite DD song
Duran Duran "The Chauffeur"
YouTube video by machin de trentemoult
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January 20, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Some of you may remember my thread on Glasgow murals; there are plenty of imaginative and talented mural artists in and around the city that have and could represent the history in a way that doesn't include a fucking bald eagle. Fuck AI
NEW: Glasgow City Council has just approved a massive AI-generated mural to be painted in the city centre.

The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.

The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 PM
This is wild. It's a different bus company but I travelled on a lot of Greyhound buses when I was there and some of the drivers were... not ok
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 10:21 AM
COW TOOLS
COW TOOLS
COWS ARE MAKING TOOLS
SOONER THAN YOU KNOW IT
WE'LL BE UNDER BOVINE RULE
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM