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Col is going to Fuck Up 2026
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You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀

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I Am Dave, Fear Me
Deep in the tower of Minas Morgul, in a dank chamber lit only by the fires of Mount Doom, dwelled the Nine. Cold, green mists swirl around…
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Unilateral Declaration of Independence now
I had to check if this was real...

What in the name of Scotch fuck?
January 26, 2026 at 10:28 AM
MAGA republicans when you bring up their christian hypocrisy
don't think Jesus has quite justified his selection so far honestly.
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
At work so don't see the game, how did the new lad do? #celticfc
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I withdraw my previous 'fucks sake' and replace it with 'yassss 🍀'
#celticfc
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Fucks sake
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
YASSSS!! 🍀
Mon, and I can't stress this enough, the Hoops 🍀
#celticfc
January 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Mon, and I can't stress this enough, the Hoops 🍀
#celticfc
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 PM
TIL that all of the cast of Young Frankenstein are dead and only Mel Brooks is still with us. wtf
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Can't believe they've left out heroin for Scotland 😤
How North Londoners View The Rest Of The UK Or Why The Rest of The UK Hates London

Full map: brilliantmaps.com/north-lon...
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I have never seen Traitors and it's unlikely I ever will but you all seem to be enjoying yourselves so good for you ❤️
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Mfer bringing a gun to a needle fight
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Very disappointed that not a single one of you replied to the alt-text on my Blazing Saddles post with, 'It's Hedley!'. That was a test and you failed
January 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
January 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Customer insisted on pouring loads of salt in to their soup despite being advised that miso soup is naturally quite salty
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Reposted by Col is going to Fuck Up 2026
New York mayor Zohran Mamdani has been sent a baby box by the Scottish Government 👇

🔗 www.thenational.scot/news/2...
January 23, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Can't believe it's the 74th of January already
January 23, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Seen a lot of posts and comments suggesting 'terminal solutions' to problems that previously would have got you banned for TOS violations but now seem to be fine
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Would have taken that before the game but going into half-time 2 up despite Hatates rush of blood to the head feels disappointing #celticfc
January 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
wtf is happening #celticfc
January 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Oh for fucks sake Hatate
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Countries signing up to the Board of Peace
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The account @inkradio.bsky.social is an AI chud and content thief. Thank you for your attention to this matter
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Schindlers List with Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The main takeaway from Rings of Power Galadriel vs LOTR Galadriel is that milfs are more powerful
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM