Col
@colken.bsky.social
You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀
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I see some reply wanker has riffed on the stingy Scot trope. That fucker Scrooge McDuck has a lot to answer for
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I see some reply wanker has riffed on the stingy Scot trope. That fucker Scrooge McDuck has a lot to answer for
Having served on 3 juries and been called a ridiculous number of times for the average person, I can confirm that they are a shiiiiiite way to determine a person's guilt but - and it's the biggest but you've ever seen - they are still the best way to go about it
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Having served on 3 juries and been called a ridiculous number of times for the average person, I can confirm that they are a shiiiiiite way to determine a person's guilt but - and it's the biggest but you've ever seen - they are still the best way to go about it
All the White House plot lines are straight from movies
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All the White House plot lines are straight from movies
Butter, boyfriend, chipotle
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Butter, boyfriend, chipotle
I'm not an expert but this seems actionable
sacre bleu 😱
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm not an expert but this seems actionable
Another uni interview lined up for the lad 💪
a man applauds in front of a sign that says schitts sook proud
ALT: a man applauds in front of a sign that says schitts sook proud
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Another uni interview lined up for the lad 💪
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"Yes yes, they do charity and they're well behaved and everyone likes them but they ALSO don't wear pants under their skirts and boo their imperial overlords."
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Yes yes, they do charity and they're well behaved and everyone likes them but they ALSO don't wear pants under their skirts and boo their imperial overlords."
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Scottish friends, that silly bitch with bad breath will be in Falkirk on December 6th. Let’s go give him a Glasgow-style welcome.
TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Scottish friends, that silly bitch with bad breath will be in Falkirk on December 6th. Let’s go give him a Glasgow-style welcome.
Tonight's feature presentation:
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Tonight's feature presentation:
Bought son his first suit today
a cartoon penguin is holding a shovel in front of a fireplace full of money
ALT: a cartoon penguin is holding a shovel in front of a fireplace full of money
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bought son his first suit today
You're a demon who has to possess someone to cause maximum damage and carnage; who would you NOT possess because they are already inherently evil?
My first choices would be politicians and evangelical Christians. Anyone who can rationalise the deaths of thousands in the name of saving money is bad
My first choices would be politicians and evangelical Christians. Anyone who can rationalise the deaths of thousands in the name of saving money is bad
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
You're a demon who has to possess someone to cause maximum damage and carnage; who would you NOT possess because they are already inherently evil?
My first choices would be politicians and evangelical Christians. Anyone who can rationalise the deaths of thousands in the name of saving money is bad
My first choices would be politicians and evangelical Christians. Anyone who can rationalise the deaths of thousands in the name of saving money is bad
"You made a tape? What do you mean?! Was it personalised packing tape? Did you wrap them up in it?!
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"You made a tape? What do you mean?! Was it personalised packing tape? Did you wrap them up in it?!
Really isn't anything I can add to the QTs here, it's all a bit predictable
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Really isn't anything I can add to the QTs here, it's all a bit predictable
Sean Connery was offered the role of Gandalf in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings but turned it down
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sean Connery was offered the role of Gandalf in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings but turned it down
The one on the left always lies, the one on the right also always lies but sexily
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The one on the left always lies, the one on the right also always lies but sexily
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To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
I Set A Trap To Catch My Students Cheating With AI. The Results Were Shocking.
"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
One for the blocking there
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
One for the blocking there
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Son got another interview for a medical degree but it's the least favourite option as it entails moving away 😢
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Son got another interview for a medical degree but it's the least favourite option as it entails moving away 😢
Me: I'm paying too much for broadband, I'm going to cancel
Broadband provider: we can take £30 a month off your bill and give you faster speeds
Me: why...why wouldn't you do that automatically?
BP: lol, because people are idiots
Me: ....
BP: ....
Me: you're talking about me, aren't you?
Broadband provider: we can take £30 a month off your bill and give you faster speeds
Me: why...why wouldn't you do that automatically?
BP: lol, because people are idiots
Me: ....
BP: ....
Me: you're talking about me, aren't you?
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Me: I'm paying too much for broadband, I'm going to cancel
Broadband provider: we can take £30 a month off your bill and give you faster speeds
Me: why...why wouldn't you do that automatically?
BP: lol, because people are idiots
Me: ....
BP: ....
Me: you're talking about me, aren't you?
Broadband provider: we can take £30 a month off your bill and give you faster speeds
Me: why...why wouldn't you do that automatically?
BP: lol, because people are idiots
Me: ....
BP: ....
Me: you're talking about me, aren't you?
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REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴
Hahaha, peach!
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hahaha, peach!
Viggo Mortensen, Lars van Trier, Brigitte Nielsen, Hans Christian Anderson, Mads Mikkelsen, Helena Christensen; your boys took a helluva beating
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Viggo Mortensen, Lars van Trier, Brigitte Nielsen, Hans Christian Anderson, Mads Mikkelsen, Helena Christensen; your boys took a helluva beating