Col is going to Fuck Up 2026
@colken.bsky.social
You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀
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Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only
In case any of you think my posts are stupid, the internet says I am gifted so you're wrong
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
In case any of you think my posts are stupid, the internet says I am gifted so you're wrong
If Augsburg score I will gladly cash out
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
If Augsburg score I will gladly cash out
There Will Be Sausage
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
There Will Be Sausage
All aboard the Springfield monorail
January 28, 2026 at 10:43 AM
All aboard the Springfield monorail
One of these things is not like the others
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 AM
One of these things is not like the others
Playing a free Champions League result prediction game online and, well
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Playing a free Champions League result prediction game online and, well
January 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Customer insisted on pouring loads of salt in to their soup despite being advised that miso soup is naturally quite salty
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Customer insisted on pouring loads of salt in to their soup despite being advised that miso soup is naturally quite salty
Seen a lot of posts and comments suggesting 'terminal solutions' to problems that previously would have got you banned for TOS violations but now seem to be fine
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Seen a lot of posts and comments suggesting 'terminal solutions' to problems that previously would have got you banned for TOS violations but now seem to be fine
Countries signing up to the Board of Peace
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Countries signing up to the Board of Peace
I see the Board of Peace have selected their logo
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I see the Board of Peace have selected their logo
For those that missed it, here it is
(The one below is the newest one which wasn't completed when I first posted)
bsky.app/profile/colk...
(The one below is the newest one which wasn't completed when I first posted)
bsky.app/profile/colk...
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
For those that missed it, here it is
(The one below is the newest one which wasn't completed when I first posted)
bsky.app/profile/colk...
(The one below is the newest one which wasn't completed when I first posted)
bsky.app/profile/colk...
COW TOOLS
COW TOOLS
COWS ARE MAKING TOOLS
SOONER THAN YOU KNOW IT
WE'LL BE UNDER BOVINE RULE
COW TOOLS
COWS ARE MAKING TOOLS
SOONER THAN YOU KNOW IT
WE'LL BE UNDER BOVINE RULE
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
COW TOOLS
COW TOOLS
COWS ARE MAKING TOOLS
SOONER THAN YOU KNOW IT
WE'LL BE UNDER BOVINE RULE
COW TOOLS
COWS ARE MAKING TOOLS
SOONER THAN YOU KNOW IT
WE'LL BE UNDER BOVINE RULE
I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace
Out for a few beers but one of my pals can't stay cos he has some flags to hang on lampposts
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Out for a few beers but one of my pals can't stay cos he has some flags to hang on lampposts
All the best not-so-tiny cats too
January 14, 2026 at 10:48 AM
All the best not-so-tiny cats too
MWAHAHAHAHA
January 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM
MWAHAHAHAHA