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Col is going to Fuck Up 2026
@colken.bsky.social
You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hsaqlh4nc4v5luci7oqusxuk/feed/aaaha5i5ewo2g
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only
February 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
In case any of you think my posts are stupid, the internet says I am gifted so you're wrong
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Woot woot
January 31, 2026 at 3:53 PM
If Augsburg score I will gladly cash out
January 31, 2026 at 3:49 PM
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
There Will Be Sausage
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Me every day
#celticfc
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
January 28, 2026 at 2:07 PM
All aboard the Springfield monorail
January 28, 2026 at 10:43 AM
One of these things is not like the others
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Playing a free Champions League result prediction game online and, well
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
January 23, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Customer insisted on pouring loads of salt in to their soup despite being advised that miso soup is naturally quite salty
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Seen a lot of posts and comments suggesting 'terminal solutions' to problems that previously would have got you banned for TOS violations but now seem to be fine
January 23, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Countries signing up to the Board of Peace
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I see the Board of Peace have selected their logo
January 21, 2026 at 1:10 PM
January 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
For those that missed it, here it is
(The one below is the newest one which wasn't completed when I first posted)

bsky.app/profile/colk...
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 PM
COW TOOLS
COW TOOLS
COWS ARE MAKING TOOLS
SOONER THAN YOU KNOW IT
WE'LL BE UNDER BOVINE RULE
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Yes
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Out for a few beers but one of my pals can't stay cos he has some flags to hang on lampposts
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Oh no
January 14, 2026 at 1:26 PM
All the best not-so-tiny cats too
January 14, 2026 at 10:48 AM
MWAHAHAHAHA
January 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM