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You're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today. Human rights are cool, we should leave them alone. Very Scottish 🍀 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hsaqlh4nc4v5luci7oqusxuk/feed/aaaha5i5ewo2g

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · Oct 23

If you pin it, they will read it, if they can be bothered

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I Am Dave, Fear Me

Deep in the tower of Minas Morgul, in a dank chamber lit only by the fires of Mount Doom, dwelled the Nine. Cold, green mists swirl around…

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 5h

Oh Polmadie is a good one

Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 5h

This....this is just fucking insane. These people know they're lying, they know this is a complete fantasy but they'll happily demean themselves in order to stay in power and curry favour with a demented, sick fuck. America, old buddy, these people have to go to jail for a long time

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 9h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 6h

Milngavie, Dalziel, Culzean, dreich, Menzies

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 10h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 12h

Human bodies are badly designed, they should have evolved to repulse allergens like batteries of the same polarity

Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 12h

I choose eggs!

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 12h

I'd be wearing a t-shirt listing all my allergies, as well as a note from my mum

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 13h

Had a customer in at the weekend who had their allergies printed on a card. Thought, 'this is someone who doesn't want to die on our premises and is therefore a Good Customer'

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 13h

Man looks as if he's been stung by a thousand bees already so it's going to be difficult to tell if he's had an allergic reaction

Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 13h

Customer concocted a cunning plan to only tell us about one allergy, neglecting to mention the other two

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 13h

Wtf

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 14h

When I win the lottery I'm going to travel the world meeting my mutuals

Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 14h

You need the rain the appreciate the sunshine

Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 15h

Met some of the coolest and best people I know, seen a range of experiences and ideas that I simply wasn't exposed to before, realised I could occasionally make people laugh. All of that is great

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 15h

That is lovely

Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 16h

Place will be empty at 8:45 😔

Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 16h

Second last booking tonight vs last booking 😒

A booking for 2 people for 7:15pm tonight, followed by a booking for 2 people for 8:45pm

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Sarah has a suggestion @goatsarah.org · 18h

With thanks to @sparky373.bsky.social

A Joey and Phoebe meme. Phoebe says, “ADHD people know things need doing”. Joey says, “They know things need doing”. Phoebe says, “ADHD people want to do things”. Joey says, “They want to do the thing”. Phoebe says, “ADHD people can’t do the thing because their brain won’t let them”. Joey says, “They can’t do the thing”. Phoebe says, “So ADHD people need understanding and compassion”. Joey says “They’re just being lazy”.

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Colloween @colken.bsky.social · 21h

He's definitely a grass

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
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