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Jan
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Hincapié has had a horrible couple of games, not really 50m quality or whatever we're allegedly paying. Rivals fans are right as well, Saka has been shit for a while.
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Was curious about what the two young travellers in front of me were reading, worked out it's Stoner and Kitchen Confidential. Some serious backpackercore.
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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have learned over the years that you know when cricket or some shit is on when the Brits on the tl start posting like "Borthwick has to get 120 to keep us in this? I'm going back to bed!"
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
north Vietnam
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Not beating the allegations
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Extremely freakish AI Santa on the telly in a bar in north Vietnam. He picks up a toy and it warps and melds into his fingers. He descends with his reindeer down some sort of golden heavenly gate with a sci-fi city behind them. Who is this for!
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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no, you're misremembering. the word "gaslighting" has always just meant lying, why would you think it means something else
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
27% honestly still very high though a lot of that might be forced by those same managers and execs
The numbers in here are hilarious.

Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
These injuries man, we're going to paying the price for this forever. Seems the only thing that could derail the season and it couldn't be going better for everyone else on that front.
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
And who's paying for your mercenaries? And the roads your wizard-lords ride on?
We don't care about politics. We don't care what other think. We just want to be left alone. And our wizard-lords and their mercenaries make sure no one bothers us.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Found an Arsenal fan who's got far too wound up about Tottenham and catastrophically mixed his metaphors
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
with the greatest of regret I think Foden is back
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
me when I block another Elon simp on Bluesky
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
they're still into 9GAG in Vietnam, this is why communism can never work
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
have been carrying around this beautiful glass pot of honey that I got from a hilltop tribe in Northern Thailand, was going to make a great Christmas present for someone. got a flight today and just opened my bag to find the entire thing has fucking detonated. everything I own coated in honey.
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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'Our central hypothesis is that poetic form operates as a general-purpose jailbreak operator' huh
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
how did we travel before google translate?
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
in Luang Prabang in Laos all the bars close at 11pm due to a curfew, and everyone decamps to a bowling alley a few km out of town which presumably bribes the local coppers to stay open late and sell everyone weed. it also has an archery range for some reason. would love to know the injury statistics
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
quite funny that there's a whole community of people who have convinced themselves that their pets are speaking to them
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
what's been going on then
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM