Emu Hp
@emuhp.bsky.social
Rascal
🐝 🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇳🇬💚
She/her
Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only
Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
🐝 🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇳🇬💚
She/her
Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only
Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
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"I love it when a flan comes together."
The Pâttissier-Team
The Pâttissier-Team
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"I love it when a flan comes together."
The Pâttissier-Team
The Pâttissier-Team
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My kind of instructions
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My kind of instructions
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They’d never heard of Polanski 6 months ago. Now he’s getting name-checked by Reeves in a key note speech. That’s impact!
And they’re jeering him when in reality they know he’s right about taxing wealth and they’re shit scared because they know we know he’s right!
Labour - the Establishment party
And they’re jeering him when in reality they know he’s right about taxing wealth and they’re shit scared because they know we know he’s right!
Labour - the Establishment party
Growing @greenparty.org.uk membership 📈
Growing the pressure on Labour to tax extreme wealth fairly 📈
Growing the movement to make hope normal again 📈
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Growing the pressure on Labour to tax extreme wealth fairly 📈
Growing the movement to make hope normal again 📈
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Watch as Rachel Reeves brands Greens leader Zack Polanski a 'keen hypnotherapist'
🗣️ 'The only things getting bigger under his approach would be the deficit and the rise of inflation'
🗣️ 'The only things getting bigger under his approach would be the deficit and the rise of inflation'
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
They’d never heard of Polanski 6 months ago. Now he’s getting name-checked by Reeves in a key note speech. That’s impact!
And they’re jeering him when in reality they know he’s right about taxing wealth and they’re shit scared because they know we know he’s right!
Labour - the Establishment party
And they’re jeering him when in reality they know he’s right about taxing wealth and they’re shit scared because they know we know he’s right!
Labour - the Establishment party
Just made an old lady cry and really enjoyed it, how's your Wednesday going
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just made an old lady cry and really enjoyed it, how's your Wednesday going
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labour coming for pension contributions and savings, jokes on them i can’t afford to pay into a pension or save money
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
labour coming for pension contributions and savings, jokes on them i can’t afford to pay into a pension or save money
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Meanwhile in Britain, Angry White Woman wants children to starve
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/julia-h...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/julia-h...
Julia Hartley-Brewer complains about free school meals and everyone says the same thing
Julia Hartley-Brewer has been slammed for complaining about free school meals, with many making the same point.
www.thelondoneconomic.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Meanwhile in Britain, Angry White Woman wants children to starve
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/julia-h...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/julia-h...
Got something in my eye here lads
Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Got something in my eye here lads
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Trans people should not talk to any UK corporate media, and especially not the Bigot Broadcast Corporation, unless the interview will be aired live and unedited.
From r/TransgenderUK: The BBC is putting together a hit piece against GenderGP.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Trans people should not talk to any UK corporate media, and especially not the Bigot Broadcast Corporation, unless the interview will be aired live and unedited.
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Rave
Boobs
Pot
Can someone else do the first one for me I'm too tired
Boobs
Pot
Can someone else do the first one for me I'm too tired
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Rave
Boobs
Pot
Can someone else do the first one for me I'm too tired
Boobs
Pot
Can someone else do the first one for me I'm too tired
Clearly everyone at Variety are dickheads, this is the most nonsense I've ever seen
It is imposdible to make a Top 100 list everyone agrees with…
BUT THIS LIST IS SO WRONG!!!!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
BUT THIS LIST IS SO WRONG!!!!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Clearly everyone at Variety are dickheads, this is the most nonsense I've ever seen
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We're running out of water lads. But sure, the Expensive Mistake Machine was a great idea.
“What once sounded unthinkable is now being said openly: Tehran is not viable; and evacuation orders are imminent.
As I wrote before, President Masoud Pezeshkian himself said that it might be necessary to relocate Tehranis in large number.” open.substack.com/pub/peterfra...
As I wrote before, President Masoud Pezeshkian himself said that it might be necessary to relocate Tehranis in large number.” open.substack.com/pub/peterfra...
Makran or Bust: Tehran's water crisis gets worse
Ten days ago I wrote that Tehran was approaching a point where warnings, pressure cuts and appeals to save water would no longer be enough.
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
We're running out of water lads. But sure, the Expensive Mistake Machine was a great idea.
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I am a torture survivor who came to the UK 20 years ago. The government's new immigration reforms will punish people like me.
The government's immigration 'shake up' will only punish torture survivors like me
www.bigissue.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I am a torture survivor who came to the UK 20 years ago. The government's new immigration reforms will punish people like me.
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Wes Streeting retaining his puberty blocker ban by manufacturing “evidence” to support it by traumatising children.
If this sounds familiar, it’s what Andrew Wakefield did to create the lie that vaccines cause autism.
If this sounds familiar, it’s what Andrew Wakefield did to create the lie that vaccines cause autism.
Real questions in the puberty blocker study:
How happy are you with your nose? Would like like to change it by surgery?
How happy are you with your shoulders? Would like to change them by surgery?
How happy are you with your hips? Would like to change them by surgery?
Continued...
How happy are you with your nose? Would like like to change it by surgery?
How happy are you with your shoulders? Would like to change them by surgery?
How happy are you with your hips? Would like to change them by surgery?
Continued...
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Wes Streeting retaining his puberty blocker ban by manufacturing “evidence” to support it by traumatising children.
If this sounds familiar, it’s what Andrew Wakefield did to create the lie that vaccines cause autism.
If this sounds familiar, it’s what Andrew Wakefield did to create the lie that vaccines cause autism.
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He should do this
Zack Polanski tells the BBC it would be "very tempting" for him to stand in Keir Starmer's seat at the next general election
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
He should do this
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Every time I see this it scares the shit out of me. I send copies of my books to myself all the time to back them up and I always worry that I haven't switched off their AI in enough places. Please make sure you're opting out of this stuff too. It's fucking terrifying
Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Every time I see this it scares the shit out of me. I send copies of my books to myself all the time to back them up and I always worry that I haven't switched off their AI in enough places. Please make sure you're opting out of this stuff too. It's fucking terrifying
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Today, let’s bow before this feline magnificence, enthroned in a work of public art.
#CatsOfAthens #Athens #UrbanPhotography #cats #Caturday
#CatsOfAthens #Athens #UrbanPhotography #cats #Caturday
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Today, let’s bow before this feline magnificence, enthroned in a work of public art.
#CatsOfAthens #Athens #UrbanPhotography #cats #Caturday
#CatsOfAthens #Athens #UrbanPhotography #cats #Caturday
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In her book The View From Down Here, Lucy Webster argues that for disabled women, there is an additional battle to be seen as women at all.
This is how it feels to be a disabled woman desexualised by the world
www.bigissue.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In her book The View From Down Here, Lucy Webster argues that for disabled women, there is an additional battle to be seen as women at all.
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In a world of genitally-obsessed bigots and hateful parents, be a DeNiro
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
In a world of genitally-obsessed bigots and hateful parents, be a DeNiro
Those of you in hospitality: I regret to inform that Silly Season has started
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Those of you in hospitality: I regret to inform that Silly Season has started
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I urge everyone to do this trans or cis.
They or some of their followers would not be above taking this into ‘meat space’ by saving pictures and names.
They or some of their followers would not be above taking this into ‘meat space’ by saving pictures and names.
For women Scotland are on here under that name.
Block them and all their followers
Block them and all their followers
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I urge everyone to do this trans or cis.
They or some of their followers would not be above taking this into ‘meat space’ by saving pictures and names.
They or some of their followers would not be above taking this into ‘meat space’ by saving pictures and names.
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guess how many of the replies to this are liberals revealing they don't know what socialism means
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
guess how many of the replies to this are liberals revealing they don't know what socialism means
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I'm against the death penalty because the state does not have the right to kill any human. Thankfully tech CEOs aren't human so there's a nifty loophole there.
Had to read the full article and thankfully the interviewer keeps pressing on the child predator issue, but on the other hand the Roblox dude keeps giving worse and worse answers
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm against the death penalty because the state does not have the right to kill any human. Thankfully tech CEOs aren't human so there's a nifty loophole there.
Opportune moment for a reminder: if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't
Another time to discuss the difference between "not guilty" and "innocent"
BREAKING: An Ohio officer has been acquitted of murder in the 2023 shooting death of Ta'Kiya Young, a pregnant Black mother accused of shoplifting.
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Opportune moment for a reminder: if you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn't