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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp
@emuhp.bsky.social
2.3K followers 890 following 30K posts
Rascal 🐝 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬 She/her Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · Sep 18
Married.
Barnabas and me standing outside the registry office, he's in a blue suit with cream tie, I'm in a cream dress Barnabas putting the ring on my finger Barnabas kissing me as we are married Us doing the fake signing of the book bc what you actually sign is a bit of paper lol
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 4m
I may explode from schadenfreude
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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 1h
i was listening to a podcast about peter mandelson recently (@trashfuture.bsky.social's britainology) and i believe @politicsjoe.bsky.social's @edcmpbl.bsky.social said something to the effect of "one thing tony blair managed to avoid was getting involved with epstein."

lol, whoops.
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 3h
Tony Blair met with the convicted child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein in London during his time as prime minister, it has emerged
Tony Blair met Jeffrey Epstein while prime minister
www.thenational.scot
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 10m
Twerent at me To, I just fished it out of Newskies
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 11m
Being bored must mean I'm getting better, right? 😭
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16m
Yeh he's really working hard rn hey
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meganox.myatproto.social
meganox @meganox.myatproto.social · 1h
wake me up when the AI is dead
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 46m
Sho yoni, oga??
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 52m
@soapachu.bsky.social
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 1h
Your corns on fire
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 1h
HELLO DEAR
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Levi Cole Henry @levicolehenry.bsky.social · 3h
Hello dear can seen your post a couple of times now and I can’t help but notice your beauty….care for a chat???
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 12h
@almostconverge.kozterulethasznalatienge.day have another
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 12h
@almostconverge.kozterulethasznalatienge.day
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 13h
It appears she's actually a fan
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 14h
Every cloud 😁
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
I've got covid and this one is a hungry hungry bitch and what's more hasn't stopped me tasting anything
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
Nah mate though I think she's serious... 😬
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
Thank god it wasn't just me
emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
DONT DO IT!!! I'd prefer to answer the door, even if I knew there was a murderer cutting about the place 😭
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
I say stuff like that and nobody cares for me 😒
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
Hardly anyone smokes any more though
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
Ah ha, we have a WhatsApp group for that (and also to warn each other when there are door knocking pests in the hood, it's fricking marvellous)
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
All I need is a massive, MASSIVE cup of tea to dunk it in
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
I enjoyed Lady Killers, which, for once, is not about ladies what got killed, its about ladies what did some killing
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 16h
Generally I know when they're coming but if I'm not here (I'm never here) they leave them in my blue bin

No good comes from answering the door to an unknown dude. It's not like someone goes door to door giving out twenties
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