Chris
@chrisworcs.bsky.social
I just told Miss Blanche: I'm going downtown to see a man about jury duty
He/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
He/him 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸
Pinned
Ah gee Mr Gable. I don't wanna bother ya. I guess you get a lot of girls tell you the same thing...
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Ah gee Mr Gable. I don't wanna bother ya. I guess you get a lot of girls tell you the same thing...
(It's from last Christmas. I figured I better eat it before it's Christmas again)
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
(It's from last Christmas. I figured I better eat it before it's Christmas again)
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
Because they'll be paying your extremely generous pension
On a simplistic level why should I subsidize your kids, but Reeves did well pointing out that circumstances change and its not about "I want x amount of kids and not pay for them myself". However there should be a cap of 4?, or an income threshold; the taxpayer isn't a bottomless money pit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Because they'll be paying your extremely generous pension
Peter Thiel needs locking up (that's as far as I dare go without losing my account)
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Peter Thiel needs locking up (that's as far as I dare go without losing my account)
Fucking hell what a clown show
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Fucking hell what a clown show
I'm starting to think I might never be best friends with Debbie Harry, you know
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm starting to think I might never be best friends with Debbie Harry, you know
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Being rancid to service staff
12. What is a common behavior you see in public that immediately tells you everything you need to know about a person?
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Being rancid to service staff
Marriage
Friend
Penis
🤔
Friend
Penis
🤔
WINE
PUSSY
MONEY
I don't even like wine!
PUSSY
MONEY
I don't even like wine!
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Marriage
Friend
Penis
🤔
Friend
Penis
🤔
I blocked that fraud many years ago. Does she still giggle with her columnist mates about their "Uncle Rupert"?
“I can no longer post content on this internet platform, filled as it is with malicious far right cranks spreading lunatic misinformation and relentlessly inciting hate and fear” - Me, at the Times website
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I blocked that fraud many years ago. Does she still giggle with her columnist mates about their "Uncle Rupert"?
The Mexican (2007 Remaster)
YouTube video by Babe Ruth - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I got obsessed with Andy Warhol as a teenager and tried to watch all the Paul Morrissey films I could get my hands on - no easy feat before the internet. I was blown away by Udo Kier in Dracula and Frankenstein and loved him ever since. What a great talent
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I got obsessed with Andy Warhol as a teenager and tried to watch all the Paul Morrissey films I could get my hands on - no easy feat before the internet. I was blown away by Udo Kier in Dracula and Frankenstein and loved him ever since. What a great talent
It's really a unique talent to be able to belt like this and Sooz is genuinely terrific. My favourite Liza Minnelli song and a stroke of genius to put it in the film because it wasn't in the original show. Sooz really does it justice and very few can
Maybe This Time from Cabaret. Dress was less than twenty quid on Vinted, thank you thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's really a unique talent to be able to belt like this and Sooz is genuinely terrific. My favourite Liza Minnelli song and a stroke of genius to put it in the film because it wasn't in the original show. Sooz really does it justice and very few can
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From the moment he answered our Village Voice ad for a "freak energy musical experienced drummer," our lives changed forever. We believe his energy lives on—somewhere still vibrant, echoing in ways we can’t yet understand. Happy Birthday, Clem — wherever you are…
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
From the moment he answered our Village Voice ad for a "freak energy musical experienced drummer," our lives changed forever. We believe his energy lives on—somewhere still vibrant, echoing in ways we can’t yet understand. Happy Birthday, Clem — wherever you are…
No , you're crying 😭
(Alt: a photo of Clem Burke drumming on top of a building. And a picture of the original ad which says: Freak energy Musical Experienced drummer needed female fronted estab. working NYC rock band. Excell oppty.
money.Fun.Call NOW 925-0531
(Alt: a photo of Clem Burke drumming on top of a building. And a picture of the original ad which says: Freak energy Musical Experienced drummer needed female fronted estab. working NYC rock band. Excell oppty.
money.Fun.Call NOW 925-0531
We lost our friend and drummer Clem Burke in April of this year. Clem was the heartbeat of Blondie - vital to our sound, success, and spirit. His extraordinary talent, infectious enthusiasm, and fierce work ethic shaped everything we did.
📸: Diane Harvey
📸: Diane Harvey
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
No , you're crying 😭
(Alt: a photo of Clem Burke drumming on top of a building. And a picture of the original ad which says: Freak energy Musical Experienced drummer needed female fronted estab. working NYC rock band. Excell oppty.
money.Fun.Call NOW 925-0531
(Alt: a photo of Clem Burke drumming on top of a building. And a picture of the original ad which says: Freak energy Musical Experienced drummer needed female fronted estab. working NYC rock band. Excell oppty.
money.Fun.Call NOW 925-0531
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Can't recommend 'The Harder They Come' enough. Bloody great film, with a belting soundtrack (obviously)
He was brilliant
He was brilliant
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Can't recommend 'The Harder They Come' enough. Bloody great film, with a belting soundtrack (obviously)
He was brilliant
He was brilliant
I got obsessed with Andy Warhol as a teenager and tried to watch all the Paul Morrissey films I could get my hands on - no easy feat before the internet. I was blown away by Udo Kier in Dracula and Frankenstein and loved him ever since. What a great talent
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I got obsessed with Andy Warhol as a teenager and tried to watch all the Paul Morrissey films I could get my hands on - no easy feat before the internet. I was blown away by Udo Kier in Dracula and Frankenstein and loved him ever since. What a great talent
Someone please ban me from the charity shops
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Someone please ban me from the charity shops
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No you're crying
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
No you're crying
I'm only half joking when I say FFS please bring back Theresa May. She looks like Che Guevara compared with Kier fucking Starmer
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm only half joking when I say FFS please bring back Theresa May. She looks like Che Guevara compared with Kier fucking Starmer
One day I might be able to leave my house without getting into a fight with boomers. Today is not that day
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One day I might be able to leave my house without getting into a fight with boomers. Today is not that day
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We all know that when ostensibly centre-left parties ape the far right, they just normalise and boost the far right. This process has been studied and reported widely.
Labour's MPs know this. Its leaders know this.
So we have to conclude that Labour *wants* to normalise and boost the far-right.
Labour's MPs know this. Its leaders know this.
So we have to conclude that Labour *wants* to normalise and boost the far-right.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
We all know that when ostensibly centre-left parties ape the far right, they just normalise and boost the far right. This process has been studied and reported widely.
Labour's MPs know this. Its leaders know this.
So we have to conclude that Labour *wants* to normalise and boost the far-right.
Labour's MPs know this. Its leaders know this.
So we have to conclude that Labour *wants* to normalise and boost the far-right.
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So sorry to be my regular beggy self when I know times are hard and the time of year but if anyone could do me a solid with any small amount I'd so appreciate it
PayPal.me/smloem
PayPal.me/smloem
Pay Emi Smith using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/smloem and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
PayPal.me
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
So sorry to be my regular beggy self when I know times are hard and the time of year but if anyone could do me a solid with any small amount I'd so appreciate it
PayPal.me/smloem
PayPal.me/smloem