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Chris
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I just told Miss Blanche: I'm going downtown to see a man about jury duty
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Chris @chrisworcs.bsky.social · Nov 21
My cats as famous memes:
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A manx calico cat is leaning far forward and has her face up against the side of another (fully tailed) calico cat who is looking directly into the camera and looks bemused. It looks just like the famous Edinburgh Nightclub meme of the lad shouting into that lass's ear. A lad in a red and blue checked shirt is shouting into the ear of a girl in a red dress. She looks fed up
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Well I wasn't banned and now look what happened
Two more wooden nutcracker figures. They are smaller than the original one which they are next to
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Well I wasn't banned and now look what happened
Two more wooden nutcracker figures. They are smaller than the original one which they are next to
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Narrator: they could, in fact, just sell up and move
jameschalmers.bsky.social James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 1d
Mumsnet is already on the case.
My elderly mum lives in a London house worth about 2million. She's been there for over 50 years, and is physically and mentally fragile. There is no way she would EVER want to move, the house and her neighbours are her whole world. She has no spare money - at all. (Neither do I, before anyone suggests this!) How is she supposed to manage this? It's not exactly her fault that the value of the property increased so much since my parents bought it all that time ago. I also have a friend, also in London. Both parents sadly died in an accident about 15 years ago, and she used her inheritance to buy a family home which has also increased massively in value. It's probably also worth over 2 million now! She's a single mum on a lower income with 3 kids who very happy at their local school and within their community - what's she supposed to do? It's just not as simple as 'you live in a high-value house, you can obviously afford to pay several grand a year' as RR seems to think. And for anyone who is about to say 'oh tiny violin, their houses are worth two million' - both of these situations are complicated and quite sad in many ways. Neither my mum nor my friend can simply just sell up and move...anyone have any thoughts on this?
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
I had the Wendy house and the three wheeler scooter 🥰
oldukcatalogues.bsky.social Old UK Catalogues @oldukcatalogues.bsky.social · 14h
1980: Toys from Argos

(+Eagle "Dodger" Fun Bike; Eagle "Seeker" 20" Fun Bike; Ampatoys "Leopard" De Luxe Go-Kart; Pines "Moto Police" Trike; Eagle 20" Folding Cycle; Combex "RAC" Motorcycle and Sidecar; Raleigh "Scrambla" Cycle; Raleigh "Chippy" Cycle; Eagle Cycle, and more)
This page is from a toy catalogue, showcasing a variety of children's ride-on toys, bicycles, and outdoor play equipment. The products are arranged by category, with prices and product numbers listed for each item. Images of the products are provided alongside their respective descriptions. (+Ampatoys "Leopard" De Luxe Go-Kart Bantel 3-Wheel Scooter Bantel Racer Trike Combex "RAC" Motorcycle and Sidecar Corgi "Hulk" Hopper Dekkertoys Play House Dekkertoys Playtent Eagle "Dodger" Fun Bike Eagle "Seeker" 20" Fun Bike Eagle 20" Folding Cycle Eagle Cycle Flyer Senior Roller Skates Pines "Moto Police" Trike Raleigh "Chippy" Cycle Raleigh "Scrambla" Cycle Sharna Police Motorcycle and Sidecar Sharna Sunny Pedal Car and Sharna Tractor and Trailer)
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Ah gee Mr Gable. I don't wanna bother ya. I guess you get a lot of girls tell you the same thing...
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
(It's from last Christmas. I figured I better eat it before it's Christmas again)
chrisworcs.bsky.social Chris @chrisworcs.bsky.social · 1d
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
I'm literally having Christmas pudding. Fuck Rachel Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Because they'll be paying your extremely generous pension
oldgitmark2.bsky.social Oldgitmark2 @oldgitmark2.bsky.social · 1d
On a simplistic level why should I subsidize your kids, but Reeves did well pointing out that circumstances change and its not about "I want x amount of kids and not pay for them myself". However there should be a cap of 4?, or an income threshold; the taxpayer isn't a bottomless money pit.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Peter Thiel needs locking up (that's as far as I dare go without losing my account)
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Fucking hell what a clown show
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
I'm starting to think I might never be best friends with Debbie Harry, you know
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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marcusjdl.bsky.social
Being rancid to service staff
astoldbynai.blacksky.app nai THEE black barbie 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 2d
12. What is a common behavior you see in public that immediately tells you everything you need to know about a person?
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Oui... Hon hon hon...OUI! meme which is the french version of the ha ha yes sickos meme
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Marriage
Friend
Penis

🤔
protopigeon.lol Franz @protopigeon.lol · 2d
WINE
PUSSY
MONEY

I don't even like wine!
rstevies.bsky.social TurkRy 🦃 @rstevies.bsky.social · 2d
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Marriage
Beach
Ass

I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
I blocked that fraud many years ago. Does she still giggle with her columnist mates about their "Uncle Rupert"?
flyingrodent.bsky.social flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 3d
“I can no longer post content on this internet platform, filled as it is with malicious far right cranks spreading lunatic misinformation and relentlessly inciting hate and fear” - Me, at the Times website
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Banger

youtu.be/jQlYBhEdPH8?...

GTradio
The Mexican (2007 Remaster)
YouTube video by Babe Ruth - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I got obsessed with Andy Warhol as a teenager and tried to watch all the Paul Morrissey films I could get my hands on - no easy feat before the internet. I was blown away by Udo Kier in Dracula and Frankenstein and loved him ever since. What a great talent
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
It's really a unique talent to be able to belt like this and Sooz is genuinely terrific. My favourite Liza Minnelli song and a stroke of genius to put it in the film because it wasn't in the original show. Sooz really does it justice and very few can
soozuk.bsky.social Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 3d
Maybe This Time from Cabaret. Dress was less than twenty quid on Vinted, thank you thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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blondieband.bsky.social
From the moment he answered our Village Voice ad for a "freak energy musical experienced drummer," our lives changed forever.  We believe his energy lives on—somewhere still vibrant, echoing in ways we can’t yet understand.  Happy Birthday, Clem — wherever you are…
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
No , you're crying 😭

(Alt: a photo of Clem Burke drumming on top of a building. And a picture of the original ad which says: Freak energy Musical Experienced drummer needed female fronted estab. working NYC rock band. Excell oppty.

money.Fun.Call NOW 925-0531
blondieband.bsky.social Blondie / Debbie Harry @blondieband.bsky.social · 3d
We lost our friend and drummer Clem Burke in April of this year. Clem was the heartbeat of Blondie - vital to our sound, success, and spirit. His extraordinary talent, infectious enthusiasm, and fierce work ethic shaped everything we did.

📸: Diane Harvey
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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jacklikesfilms.bsky.social
Can't recommend 'The Harder They Come' enough. Bloody great film, with a belting soundtrack (obviously)

He was brilliant
theguardian.com The Guardian @theguardian.com · 3d
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now Jimmy Cliff, the singer and actor whose mellifluous voice helped to turn reggae into a global phenomenon, has died aged 81. A message from his wife Latifa Chambers on Instagram reads: “It’s with profound sadness that I share that my husband, Jimmy Cliff, has crossed over due to a seizure followed by pneumonia. I am thankful for his family, friends, fellow artists and coworkers who have shared his journey with him. To all his fans around the world, please know that your support was his strength throughout his whole career … Jimmy, my darling, may you rest in peace. I will follow your wishes.” Her message was also signed by their children, Lilty and Aken. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
I got obsessed with Andy Warhol as a teenager and tried to watch all the Paul Morrissey films I could get my hands on - no easy feat before the internet. I was blown away by Udo Kier in Dracula and Frankenstein and loved him ever since. What a great talent
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
Someone please ban me from the charity shops
A very camp nutcracker. It's a soldier holding a sword. It's dressed in red, green and gold sequins and has white hair beard and a black moustache
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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John Waters: "We have to make it cool to be poor again, you know? When i was young, we wanted to kill the rich."
November 6, 2024 at 6:05 PM
chrisworcs.bsky.social
No you're crying
zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 7d
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM