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Just remembered this young couple came into work on valentine's to ask if we sold condoms lol

And damn did we discuss that over headset after they left loool

We were like man's gotta make a decision here or have a very big consequence in nine months
February 18, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Listening to this out loud this morning at work cos headphones went missing and one of the young lads was like who's that

Not knowing Seal?! Illegal

youtu.be/LtYujyhvIyQ?...
ADAMSKI - Killer
YouTube video by OLD TAPES
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February 18, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Another unemployed birthday so lemme juuuuust leave this here in case you feel like getting me a birthday drink at some point 🤍

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February 17, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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"We deserve an apology for your dirty tricks"
February 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
This is funny. There's lots of responders saying they can't possibly vote greens now because it call it a backtrack is lying

You can't vote for liars so you vote... labour? Cool, cool, cool
🚨IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATE 🚨

❎ Labour has been forced to backtrack on their shameful
attempt to cancel local elections.

⭐️ Worthing Greens are organised, capable, and ready to win in Worthing. 7 May, Bring it on.

Green is the only alternative to Reform. Join us, donate, volunteer. 🟢
February 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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This from earlier has made me laugh all day
February 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Remembered can post on upscrolled because the lock, check if you wanna die of cute
Sister sent me a vid of my nephew trying to play peekaboo over the booth seat with some kids he saw while at a restaurant

My heart 😭😭😭
February 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Sister sent me a vid of my nephew trying to play peekaboo over the booth seat with some kids he saw while at a restaurant

My heart 😭😭😭
February 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This from earlier has made me laugh all day
February 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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"I don't want human rights"
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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The English: I can tell how you were brought up, where you went to school, and your parents' average household income within a thousand pounds within three seconds of hearing you speak

Elon Musk: as you can see, it is the complete sameness of the culture that makes them stand together
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Hello, new followers! 👋

Quick intro: CCN is a tiny 501(c)3 nonprofit dedicated to providing cat food & litter to low-income owners and caretakers in Des Moines, IA. Also TNR & kitten foster.

CCN is 1 year old & trying to make social media work on JUST Bluesky 😅

Happily, Bsky LOVES kitten pics 😹😻
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
'and penalise those who dont'. What's that now
The Nazis encourage German women
to have more children to ensure
the mythical 'Aryan race' flourished ...

via Martyn Shrewsbury
February 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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"Yesterday...women's suffrage. Today...a soft drink just for girls." is a wild, wild ad copy

Honorable mentions to "Natural girl-like flavor" and "Take this coupon to your dealer"
February 22, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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i just took an edible. i'm not letting this man suffer alone
February 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Friend asked me to get something for them for tomorrow morning and I am an analogue kinda gal so
February 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Town keeps periodically removing more and more benches. I used to plan my walk to work over where I could periodically stop to sit because my legs absolutely kill. There was one bench left. Someone's thrown it over this fence down a slope lol. Floor sitting it is
February 14, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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How many times do you reckon Tommy Robinson has watched peaky blinders all the way through? He doesn't have a job.
February 14, 2026 at 10:17 AM
There is zero reason for them to have moved to this 90 degree deal other than to brag
February 14, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Taking the actual piss now, where are my legs meant to go
February 14, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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FOUND IT
July 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Sounds so condescending but one of the easiest things you can do is tell people you notice they're trying to look nice

Can see someone's had a haircut, tell them how it's a nice change!
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM