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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp
@emuhp.bsky.social
2.3K followers 890 following 29K posts
Rascal 🐝 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬 She/her Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · Sep 18
Married.
Barnabas and me standing outside the registry office, he's in a blue suit with cream tie, I'm in a cream dress Barnabas putting the ring on my finger Barnabas kissing me as we are married Us doing the fake signing of the book bc what you actually sign is a bit of paper lol
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 3h
Mate, you're talking to the entire platform

Who is this supposed to go to?
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 3h
Well. There goes our holiday to Barbados. Thanks america
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 3h
They're liars and/or stupid
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 8h
Omg I'm the temperature of the actual SUN
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
Husband must be homesick given that he's heated the house to the exact temperature of lagos in summer
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you, you too!
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 8h
I've told you my t&c's

I want a go in your bath
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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 9h
called al murray a tank nonce and then at a later date won tickets from him to see his show and went to it and he called me a cheap bastard and got the audience to boo me
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 23h
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 8h
Yeh general anaesthetic is wild hey

Hope you're on the mend x
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 8h
Oh you mean weiners, creamed potatoes and er gravy
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 8h
Oh ew ick, it's ai???
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 8h
Bit of this I think
Limmys sketch 'she's turning the weans against us'
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
@navalairhistory.com are you ok buddy
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
Do it.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 9h
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
This is beautiful, you should be proud
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
Doesn't everyone still have tests 😱
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3788mg.bsky.social
Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 9h
Making friends 🥰
You want see state of our Kanye
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
I clean forgot about all the shagging
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
I very much seem to, yes 😭
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
Big F, mate. She's an angry bastard, this one hey 😭
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
Make a new maga flavour account quick
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
So much, yes. Its properly doing the rounds again

Are you sick??
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emuhp.bsky.social
Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
We got burritos instead

I'm hoping he's at work tomorrow so I can trough the Greggs solo
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
Ha! No mate lol
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
Also you could just delete the app, I'm fairly sure they're not clever enough to know this is you
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Emu Hp @emuhp.bsky.social · 9h
No he's fine, he's just Nigerian lol
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