Andrew James Carter
@acarter.bsky.social
Here for the post-apocalypse and the post apocalypse.
Autistic
He/Him
Autistic
He/Him
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[Season Finale: “Starmer Resigns”]
[Final Scene]
Dark room. TV playing.
A man flips between newscasts, his face in shadow.
“—Labour Party in chaos this ev—”
“—for a chaotic leadership elec—“
“—gripped by chaos—”
“—and chaos—“
“—chaos with—“
The man looks up.
It’s Ed Milliband.
[End Credits]
[Final Scene]
Dark room. TV playing.
A man flips between newscasts, his face in shadow.
“—Labour Party in chaos this ev—”
“—for a chaotic leadership elec—“
“—gripped by chaos—”
“—and chaos—“
“—chaos with—“
The man looks up.
It’s Ed Milliband.
[End Credits]
Talk has turned to who replaces Starmer (again).
Labour MP tonight:
“As far as I'm concerned, Starmer is done. What matters is what's next. If it's Angela, the honeymoon lasts a week. If it's Wes, a month. If it's Al, 6 months. Hard to see how it turns around beyond that.”
Labour MP tonight:
“As far as I'm concerned, Starmer is done. What matters is what's next. If it's Angela, the honeymoon lasts a week. If it's Wes, a month. If it's Al, 6 months. Hard to see how it turns around beyond that.”
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
[Season Finale: “Starmer Resigns”]
[Final Scene]
Dark room. TV playing.
A man flips between newscasts, his face in shadow.
“—Labour Party in chaos this ev—”
“—for a chaotic leadership elec—“
“—gripped by chaos—”
“—and chaos—“
“—chaos with—“
The man looks up.
It’s Ed Milliband.
[End Credits]
[Final Scene]
Dark room. TV playing.
A man flips between newscasts, his face in shadow.
“—Labour Party in chaos this ev—”
“—for a chaotic leadership elec—“
“—gripped by chaos—”
“—and chaos—“
“—chaos with—“
The man looks up.
It’s Ed Milliband.
[End Credits]
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This app did the thing yet again where it updated itself and turned “Require alt text before posting” off, so if you have that set, go into Settings > Accessibility and turn it back on (and if you don’t have it set, I recommend doing that)
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
This app did the thing yet again where it updated itself and turned “Require alt text before posting” off, so if you have that set, go into Settings > Accessibility and turn it back on (and if you don’t have it set, I recommend doing that)
[Season Finale: “Starmer Resigns”]
[Final Scene]
Dark room. TV playing.
A man flips between newscasts, his face in shadow.
“—Labour Party in chaos this ev—”
“—for a chaotic leadership elec—“
“—gripped by chaos—”
“—and chaos—“
“—chaos with—“
The man looks up.
It’s Ed Milliband.
[End Credits]
[Final Scene]
Dark room. TV playing.
A man flips between newscasts, his face in shadow.
“—Labour Party in chaos this ev—”
“—for a chaotic leadership elec—“
“—gripped by chaos—”
“—and chaos—“
“—chaos with—“
The man looks up.
It’s Ed Milliband.
[End Credits]
Talk has turned to who replaces Starmer (again).
Labour MP tonight:
“As far as I'm concerned, Starmer is done. What matters is what's next. If it's Angela, the honeymoon lasts a week. If it's Wes, a month. If it's Al, 6 months. Hard to see how it turns around beyond that.”
Labour MP tonight:
“As far as I'm concerned, Starmer is done. What matters is what's next. If it's Angela, the honeymoon lasts a week. If it's Wes, a month. If it's Al, 6 months. Hard to see how it turns around beyond that.”
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
[Season Finale: “Starmer Resigns”]
[Final Scene]
Dark room. TV playing.
A man flips between newscasts, his face in shadow.
“—Labour Party in chaos this ev—”
“—for a chaotic leadership elec—“
“—gripped by chaos—”
“—and chaos—“
“—chaos with—“
The man looks up.
It’s Ed Milliband.
[End Credits]
[Final Scene]
Dark room. TV playing.
A man flips between newscasts, his face in shadow.
“—Labour Party in chaos this ev—”
“—for a chaotic leadership elec—“
“—gripped by chaos—”
“—and chaos—“
“—chaos with—“
The man looks up.
It’s Ed Milliband.
[End Credits]
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INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
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![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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2016: Amber Heard exposes Johnny Depp abuse
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
2016: Amber Heard exposes Johnny Depp abuse
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
2018: Depp in Fantastic Beasts 2
1999: Marilyn Manson admits rape threats & ex-gf murder plan
2020: JK Rowling sends Manson flowers
2008: Jeffrey Epstein convicted of CSA
2018: JK Rowling invites Epstein to Cursed Child
A PATTERN
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JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
![Peggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets.
Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup"
CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreibvvykhmreglympq4uaov4u3syunnowmaxran4gkhjrstbg2d6pby@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
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Elon Musk’s flagship artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, continues to generate sexualized images of people when users explicitly warn that the subjects do not consent.
In 17 tests, Grok generated images after being told they would be used to degrade the person.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
In 17 tests, Grok generated images after being told they would be used to degrade the person.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Elon Musk’s flagship artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, continues to generate sexualized images of people when users explicitly warn that the subjects do not consent.
In 17 tests, Grok generated images after being told they would be used to degrade the person.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
In 17 tests, Grok generated images after being told they would be used to degrade the person.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
Streisand Effect: Epstein Island Edition
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Streisand Effect: Epstein Island Edition
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For those that can’t remember tiny bits of news from September 2025:
Lord Mandelson failed security services vetting & agency officials went on the record saying Mandelson was a bad idea.
This was ignored by UK Gov/PM.
Lord Mandelson failed security services vetting & agency officials went on the record saying Mandelson was a bad idea.
This was ignored by UK Gov/PM.
February 2, 2026 at 12:45 PM
For those that can’t remember tiny bits of news from September 2025:
Lord Mandelson failed security services vetting & agency officials went on the record saying Mandelson was a bad idea.
This was ignored by UK Gov/PM.
Lord Mandelson failed security services vetting & agency officials went on the record saying Mandelson was a bad idea.
This was ignored by UK Gov/PM.
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This whole heap is gonna go public soon. So he made twitter investors whole with AI venture money and soon he’ll make the AI investors whole with public equity market money, on the back of an enterprise the US government won’t allow to fail.
A memo just went out to employees at two of Musk's companies: SpaceX has acquired xAI.
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
This whole heap is gonna go public soon. So he made twitter investors whole with AI venture money and soon he’ll make the AI investors whole with public equity market money, on the back of an enterprise the US government won’t allow to fail.
One step closer to jamming microchips in his brain and fucking off to Mars.
A memo just went out to employees at two of Musk's companies: SpaceX has acquired xAI.
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
One step closer to jamming microchips in his brain and fucking off to Mars.
If Epstein was so rich, why couldn’t he afford a keyboard with upper case letters?
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If Epstein was so rich, why couldn’t he afford a keyboard with upper case letters?
So Christopher Nolan - who has made 13 films without ever passing the Bechdel test - is now Too Woke.
February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
So Christopher Nolan - who has made 13 films without ever passing the Bechdel test - is now Too Woke.
Yes, John - the racially stereotyped, fatphobic, slavery-is-fine books are a “great meditation on kindness and empathy and acceptance”.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Yes, John - the racially stereotyped, fatphobic, slavery-is-fine books are a “great meditation on kindness and empathy and acceptance”.
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The bookies now have the Greens odds on favourites to win the Gorton & Denton by-election.
The message from them is - if you want to stop Reform you need to vote Green.
The message from them is - if you want to stop Reform you need to vote Green.
February 2, 2026 at 8:06 AM
The bookies now have the Greens odds on favourites to win the Gorton & Denton by-election.
The message from them is - if you want to stop Reform you need to vote Green.
The message from them is - if you want to stop Reform you need to vote Green.
First time I’ve seen one of these and gone “wow, that was only 10 years ago?”
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 PM
First time I’ve seen one of these and gone “wow, that was only 10 years ago?”
The film doesn’t even use that type of clock.
It’s a digital clock radio. It plays “I got you babe” every morning. It happens dozens of times throughout the film for obvious reasons.
It’s a digital clock radio. It plays “I got you babe” every morning. It happens dozens of times throughout the film for obvious reasons.
As it traditional on Groundhog Day, I spend February 2nd staring in disbelief at how fucking terrible the posters for the film were.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The film doesn’t even use that type of clock.
It’s a digital clock radio. It plays “I got you babe” every morning. It happens dozens of times throughout the film for obvious reasons.
It’s a digital clock radio. It plays “I got you babe” every morning. It happens dozens of times throughout the film for obvious reasons.
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“Yes, obviously”
Two words to shut down the question and still communicate to everyone watching “what a stupid thing to ask”.
Two words to shut down the question and still communicate to everyone watching “what a stupid thing to ask”.
#bbclaurak tries to get a gotcha. Zack, you refuse to fly. How can you be a candidate for high office if you'd refuse to ever get on a plane?
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 AM
“Yes, obviously”
Two words to shut down the question and still communicate to everyone watching “what a stupid thing to ask”.
Two words to shut down the question and still communicate to everyone watching “what a stupid thing to ask”.