elizabeth is festive
@thatelizabeth.bsky.social
Oh for heaven's sake, I'm doing a PhD now? Queer as all hell and massivly into music, movies and difficult theory. She/ they and sometimes they/ them. Autism? Hell yea. Since everyone else is doing it: https://paypal.me/elizabeththefirst
I did warn you
I am so sorry
I am so sorry
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I did warn you
I am so sorry
I am so sorry
Good to bear from you again, itโs been a while (even if youโre not fully back)
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Good to bear from you again, itโs been a while (even if youโre not fully back)
Been doing that for a while
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Been doing that for a while
Or months of posting about them
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Or months of posting about them
Ikr
Absolutely wild behaviour and, also: women who ride motorcycles are wildly attractive. This is a scientific fact
Absolutely wild behaviour and, also: women who ride motorcycles are wildly attractive. This is a scientific fact
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ikr
Absolutely wild behaviour and, also: women who ride motorcycles are wildly attractive. This is a scientific fact
Absolutely wild behaviour and, also: women who ride motorcycles are wildly attractive. This is a scientific fact
Unlike glinner i donโt have a criminal record
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Unlike glinner i donโt have a criminal record
I sense the very heavy hand of an editor
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I sense the very heavy hand of an editor
Yup on both counts
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yup on both counts
Women: yea, there are ways to combat the effects of aging. You canโฆ
Guy: I FUCK AND RIDE MOTORBIKES!
Guy: I FUCK AND RIDE MOTORBIKES!
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Women: yea, there are ways to combat the effects of aging. You canโฆ
Guy: I FUCK AND RIDE MOTORBIKES!
Guy: I FUCK AND RIDE MOTORBIKES!
I was going to ignore this but itโs the internet and i donโt have to be scared to say this so:
Gonni no?
I donโt want to hear about how many totally real women you fucked today or how big your throbbing motorbike is.
Save it for other men, they might be impressed i am not.
Gonni no?
I donโt want to hear about how many totally real women you fucked today or how big your throbbing motorbike is.
Save it for other men, they might be impressed i am not.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I was going to ignore this but itโs the internet and i donโt have to be scared to say this so:
Gonni no?
I donโt want to hear about how many totally real women you fucked today or how big your throbbing motorbike is.
Save it for other men, they might be impressed i am not.
Gonni no?
I donโt want to hear about how many totally real women you fucked today or how big your throbbing motorbike is.
Save it for other men, they might be impressed i am not.
Turkeys for Christmas
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Turkeys for Christmas
I very much doubt that, not keir having a notable member anyway
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I very much doubt that, not keir having a notable member anyway
Iโm literally gagging
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Iโm literally gagging
I saw the โqueers for keirโ post today, thatโs enough for one lifetime
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I saw the โqueers for keirโ post today, thatโs enough for one lifetime
Iโm not sharing the queers for keir post doing the rounds because I care deeply for all of you and it runs the risk of causing serious psychic damage
Rest assured that I took one for the team
Rest assured that I took one for the team
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Iโm not sharing the queers for keir post doing the rounds because I care deeply for all of you and it runs the risk of causing serious psychic damage
Rest assured that I took one for the team
Rest assured that I took one for the team
I would laugh so much.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I would laugh so much.
โI wear glasses so i literally paidโฆโ bla, nla, bla.
Fucks sake
Fucks sake
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
โI wear glasses so i literally paidโฆโ bla, nla, bla.
Fucks sake
Fucks sake
Oh jesus fucking Christ.
I can never unsee this.
I can never unsee this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh jesus fucking Christ.
I can never unsee this.
I can never unsee this.
This is absolutely true
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is absolutely true
Damn, got there before me.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Damn, got there before me.