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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23

@emberlynslade.bsky.social

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🏡Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY ✨ GFE Tiny Courtesan likely touring a city near you ✨ Girl Next Door 😇 Pilates Princess 🤸🏻‍♀️ Nature Lover 🌱 🎁 throne.com/EmberlynSlade 🌐 EmberlynSlade.com 📧 [email protected]

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 15h

Upcoming Tours + FMTY • GFE • EmberlynSlade.com 🏡 Minneapolis

✈️ Chicago, IL - Oak Brook Incall
October 21–23 ✅

✈️ Omaha, NE
November 5–7 💞

✈️ International Tour (TBD)
November 14–20 💞

✈️ Philadelphia, PA
December 1–4 💛

✈️ South Florida - West Palm, Fort Lauderdale & Fort Myers
December 11–18 💞

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 12h

I feel like I’m very confused!! Did I just not know my height or did I grow with Pilates and stretching? 😭🤣

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 14h

I locked in my Chicago tour Oct 21-23 and I booked a Philly date (Dec 1-4) today too!! 👏🏻

Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 15h

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 16h

I went to Juniper and Ivy for dinner with one of my clients ~ it was delicious, and I took exactly zero photos 🤲🏻

Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 16h

So I guess I’m 5 foot 2 inches tall, not just 5 feet flat. I’ve been accidentally lying. 🤥

I changed it on my site 🤣

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 17h

San Diego 😍🌴

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 17h

Today was brows and lashes day 💞

Always feel like a baddie when I walk out 😎💅🏻

Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 1d

Kindness doesn’t have to follow the rules to change the world.

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 1d

Spam emails coming from “Patrick Swayze” and “Steve Carrell” have me cracking up 😭💀😹

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

Will be making some changes to my site and ad when I get home this weekend. 🏡

Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

Quick date after I finish Pilates tomorrow evening? 10pm-Midnight

Breakfast date on Thursday from 8am-11am 👀 +200 wake up early fee

Otherwise I’ll see you next time, San Diego. Headed off on dinner tonight, and lunch tomorrow. 💓

Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 13d

Upcoming San Diego Tour

October 6-9

Scenery Suggestions:
Spa 🧖🏻‍♀️ Garden 🪴 Museum 🖼️ Beach @ Sunset 🌅 Rooftop Cocktails 🍹 Helicopter Ride 🚁 Jazz Night 🎷

The city is full of secrets… let’s become one of them. ✨

GFE • FMTY • EmberlynSlade.com

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

I forget to post every single one but you guys do be gifting 🎁😍

I’m the luckiest girl ever 💝
Throne.com/EmberlynSlade

Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

Or if you want to gift me some BTC, I have that on my throne too, shit 😮‍💨:

$250 throne.com/emberlynslad...

$500 throne.com/emberlynslad...

Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

More BTC deposits plz 💞

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

Since I’m on tour in San Diego the next couple days, most inquiries about other cities will receive response when I get home. 🙏🏻 Fri/Sat/Sun ~ my time is getting snapped up quickly for fall so do inquire sooner rather than later, my October is about to be completely booked.

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

Someone found my wishlist and “couldn’t help themselves,” sent me some gifts and I just think you guys are so funny sometimes. 😝 thank you for the compulsive spending! Hehehe

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes I talk about my tours and my latest travel, sometimes I talk about delicious homemade pickles. Sometimes I talk about politics and billionaire bl**dshed.

Idk man. I’m just a loud woman. 🤷🏻‍♀️ You wanna hear some crazy opinions? I got you. 😇🤣

Book me and we can talk about it.

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

She knew was she was doing too. Homemade pickles are soooo good, like nothing you’ve ever tasted off the shelf even though the recipe is literally just white vinegar, salt, peppercorns, dill and garlic… and pickles ! lol 🤪

Making me crave pickles now!!

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

There’s so many good ones imo.

I love a classic, vlasic pickle.
The MN state fair baby pickles (jarred) are sooooo mf good.
And of course my grandpa’s pickles win. 🤓

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

Honestly, I’ve majorly had good luck! This place is just as cute 💞 the hassle to get here was fuckin crazy though. Omg.

Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 4d

I am a white people and I LOOOOOOVE mangos. 😛 I’ve never heard a stereotype that white ppl don’t like mangoes but I’m sure it’s true in certain regions or something. They must be stupid 🤣

Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 4d

Vrbo is Expedia is also on the boycott list. There isn’t really a choice. Ethical consumption is very hard under capitalism.

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 4d

First AirBnb smelled like cig smoke so bad I got a headache within 10 mins of being there.

Second Airbnb a mile away wasn’t clean.

Third Airbnb is where I’m finally settled but holy F 🥹

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 4d

And the frog said he’s tasted Mexican food that’s spicier.

Idk how they’re intimidated by a frog, but I fr can’t wait for the Nuremberg Trials II

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Emberlyn 🔥 CHI 10/21-23 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 4d

Therapy isn’t enough, I need to dog the fuck out of a Founding Father 👊🏻