Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 2/24-26
@emberlynslade.bsky.social
Soft Heart. Strong values. Pretty and principled.
Petite, Professional Girlfriend ✨
Community over cruelty.
🏡 Minneapolis • Touring • FMTY Worldwide
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
🎁 Throne.com/EmberlynSlade
Petite, Professional Girlfriend ✨
Community over cruelty.
🏡 Minneapolis • Touring • FMTY Worldwide
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
🎁 Throne.com/EmberlynSlade
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Boston, MA • Pittsburgh, PA • Baltimore, MD • San Diego, CA • Cincinnati, OH • Philadelphia, PA • Portland, ME • Hartford, CT • Seattle, WA • Portland, OR • New York, NY
GFE ✨ FMTY + DMTY ✨ #OurSky
Book me @ EmberlynSlade.com
I think I’m having my first migraine since high school.
My eye sockets hurt. I’m nauseous and kinda dizzy, I even have a visual aura.. super tripping me out.
My eye sockets hurt. I’m nauseous and kinda dizzy, I even have a visual aura.. super tripping me out.
February 18, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I think I’m having my first migraine since high school.
My eye sockets hurt. I’m nauseous and kinda dizzy, I even have a visual aura.. super tripping me out.
My eye sockets hurt. I’m nauseous and kinda dizzy, I even have a visual aura.. super tripping me out.
We say ‘pedophiles should be executed,’ and everyone’s first thought is that we’re talking about the President.
That’s a horrifying problem.
That’s a horrifying problem.
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
We say ‘pedophiles should be executed,’ and everyone’s first thought is that we’re talking about the President.
That’s a horrifying problem.
That’s a horrifying problem.
So a couple weeks ago, someone sent me $420 on throne for a new set of lingerie.
I was gonna go to Flirt Boutique on 50th & France because that’s one of the only good places in the Twin Cities that has nice lingerie.
Tell me why that lady ignored me the entire time I was in the store just now?
I was gonna go to Flirt Boutique on 50th & France because that’s one of the only good places in the Twin Cities that has nice lingerie.
Tell me why that lady ignored me the entire time I was in the store just now?
February 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
So a couple weeks ago, someone sent me $420 on throne for a new set of lingerie.
I was gonna go to Flirt Boutique on 50th & France because that’s one of the only good places in the Twin Cities that has nice lingerie.
Tell me why that lady ignored me the entire time I was in the store just now?
I was gonna go to Flirt Boutique on 50th & France because that’s one of the only good places in the Twin Cities that has nice lingerie.
Tell me why that lady ignored me the entire time I was in the store just now?
Here’s a song that hits every time it plays on my playlist. 🤗
February 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Here’s a song that hits every time it plays on my playlist. 🤗
The protest (daily) near one of my Pilates places has grown from three people to like 100+ in two weeks. That’s the last time I was here. I almost just cried seeing everyone. Wow. I love Minnesotans.
February 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The protest (daily) near one of my Pilates places has grown from three people to like 100+ in two weeks. That’s the last time I was here. I almost just cried seeing everyone. Wow. I love Minnesotans.
I have two Pilates classes later, I can’t wait 😌
February 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I have two Pilates classes later, I can’t wait 😌
I’ve been feeing a called to New Orleans lately for some reason.
I’ve never been there but am curious about the tourism, history, and of course the FOOD!
If anyone would like to do a FMTY, there’s a special in the middle of my FMTY page on my site and I’ll include New Orleans in that for sure! 💓
I’ve never been there but am curious about the tourism, history, and of course the FOOD!
If anyone would like to do a FMTY, there’s a special in the middle of my FMTY page on my site and I’ll include New Orleans in that for sure! 💓
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’ve been feeing a called to New Orleans lately for some reason.
I’ve never been there but am curious about the tourism, history, and of course the FOOD!
If anyone would like to do a FMTY, there’s a special in the middle of my FMTY page on my site and I’ll include New Orleans in that for sure! 💓
I’ve never been there but am curious about the tourism, history, and of course the FOOD!
If anyone would like to do a FMTY, there’s a special in the middle of my FMTY page on my site and I’ll include New Orleans in that for sure! 💓
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 2/24-26
Please, don’t trust ANY anti-sex-trafficking nonprofit that refuses to support the labor rights of consensual adult sex workers.
We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.
I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.
I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Please, don’t trust ANY anti-sex-trafficking nonprofit that refuses to support the labor rights of consensual adult sex workers.
We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.
I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.
I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
February 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
This close 🤏🏻 to having a fully booked tour for San Diego on Feb 24-25;
This means I will likely extend to Feb 26, if you’d like to book a date 3H or longer on this day, plz lmk asap so I can extend my stay & flights! 🩷
This means I will likely extend to Feb 26, if you’d like to book a date 3H or longer on this day, plz lmk asap so I can extend my stay & flights! 🩷
February 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
This close 🤏🏻 to having a fully booked tour for San Diego on Feb 24-25;
This means I will likely extend to Feb 26, if you’d like to book a date 3H or longer on this day, plz lmk asap so I can extend my stay & flights! 🩷
This means I will likely extend to Feb 26, if you’d like to book a date 3H or longer on this day, plz lmk asap so I can extend my stay & flights! 🩷
I love this thing btw
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I love this thing btw
Ok, I'm pretty sure I've responded to all viable emails and texts.
I am soooore from my pilates class today. 😴
I am soooore from my pilates class today. 😴
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Ok, I'm pretty sure I've responded to all viable emails and texts.
I am soooore from my pilates class today. 😴
I am soooore from my pilates class today. 😴
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 2/24-26
Roses are red
Violets are blue
#sexworkers are awesome
Pay them. They’re due.
#HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDay
Violets are blue
#sexworkers are awesome
Pay them. They’re due.
#HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
#sexworkers are awesome
Pay them. They’re due.
#HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDay
Violets are blue
#sexworkers are awesome
Pay them. They’re due.
#HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDay
Context is in the thread
👊🏻
👊🏻
February 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Context is in the thread
👊🏻
👊🏻
BLUESKY GOT DRAFTS
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
BLUESKY GOT DRAFTS
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
This month’s @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com box 📦😍
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
This month’s @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com box 📦😍
Will likely get to these in the morning because my fridge situation is upsetting and I really would like to just sit and watch a show after cleaning out my entire fridge by surprise :(
Love you guys, I’ll text you tomorrow!
Happy early Valentine’s Day! 💌
Love you guys, I’ll text you tomorrow!
Happy early Valentine’s Day! 💌
Will get to my texts and emails later this evening ~ I am a tired girl after my tour but all I have tomorrow is my build-your-own bouquet event and Pilates, so I’ll mostly get to putter around the house.
Same with Sunday!
Same with Sunday!
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Will likely get to these in the morning because my fridge situation is upsetting and I really would like to just sit and watch a show after cleaning out my entire fridge by surprise :(
Love you guys, I’ll text you tomorrow!
Happy early Valentine’s Day! 💌
Love you guys, I’ll text you tomorrow!
Happy early Valentine’s Day! 💌
Well.
Pretty much my entire fridge is expired.
Sometime during my tour, my kitchen one fuse flipped I guess.
Fuck this sucks.
I keep a lot of food at my house so this was like hundredsssss of dollars. 😭
Pretty much my entire fridge is expired.
Sometime during my tour, my kitchen one fuse flipped I guess.
Fuck this sucks.
I keep a lot of food at my house so this was like hundredsssss of dollars. 😭
February 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Well.
Pretty much my entire fridge is expired.
Sometime during my tour, my kitchen one fuse flipped I guess.
Fuck this sucks.
I keep a lot of food at my house so this was like hundredsssss of dollars. 😭
Pretty much my entire fridge is expired.
Sometime during my tour, my kitchen one fuse flipped I guess.
Fuck this sucks.
I keep a lot of food at my house so this was like hundredsssss of dollars. 😭
Will get to my texts and emails later this evening ~ I am a tired girl after my tour but all I have tomorrow is my build-your-own bouquet event and Pilates, so I’ll mostly get to putter around the house.
Same with Sunday!
Same with Sunday!
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Will get to my texts and emails later this evening ~ I am a tired girl after my tour but all I have tomorrow is my build-your-own bouquet event and Pilates, so I’ll mostly get to putter around the house.
Same with Sunday!
Same with Sunday!
My friends are trying to take me to Hawaii for Spring Break, what do we think? 🤔
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
My friends are trying to take me to Hawaii for Spring Break, what do we think? 🤔
Lmao, the bag agent told me I had 3 minutes left to check my bag as I gave it to her 😅
Cheers to living life on the edge 🤣
Cheers to living life on the edge 🤣
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Lmao, the bag agent told me I had 3 minutes left to check my bag as I gave it to her 😅
Cheers to living life on the edge 🤣
Cheers to living life on the edge 🤣
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 2/24-26
Smitten Kitten is just the best.
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Smitten Kitten is just the best.
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 2/24-26
Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
Fr begging *any* country to come and blow up our country. 😭
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Fr begging *any* country to come and blow up our country. 😭