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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9

@emberlynslade.bsky.social

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🏡Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY ✨ GFE Tiny Courtesan likely touring a city near you ✨ Girl Next Door 😇 Pilates Princess 🤸🏻‍♀️ Nature Lover 🌱 🎁 throne.com/EmberlynSlade 🌐 EmberlynSlade.com 📧 [email protected]

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 12d

Upcoming San Diego Tour

October 6-9

Scenery Suggestions:
Spa 🧖🏻‍♀️ Garden 🪴 Museum 🖼️ Beach @ Sunset 🌅 Rooftop Cocktails 🍹 Helicopter Ride 🚁 Jazz Night 🎷

The city is full of secrets… let’s become one of them. ✨

GFE • FMTY • EmberlynSlade.com

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 33m

Kindness doesn’t have to follow the rules to change the world.

Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 19h

Spam emails coming from “Patrick Swayze” and “Steve Carrell” have me cracking up 😭💀😹

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 1d

Will be making some changes to my site and ad when I get home this weekend. 🏡

Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

Quick date after I finish Pilates tomorrow evening? 10pm-Midnight

Breakfast date on Thursday from 8am-11am 👀 +200 wake up early fee

Otherwise I’ll see you next time, San Diego. Headed off on dinner tonight, and lunch tomorrow. 💓

Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 12d

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

I forget to post every single one but you guys do be gifting 🎁😍

I’m the luckiest girl ever 💝
Throne.com/EmberlynSlade

Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

Or if you want to gift me some BTC, I have that on my throne too, shit 😮‍💨:

$250 throne.com/emberlynslad...

$500 throne.com/emberlynslad...

Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

More BTC deposits plz 💞

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

Since I’m on tour in San Diego the next couple days, most inquiries about other cities will receive response when I get home. 🙏🏻 Fri/Sat/Sun ~ my time is getting snapped up quickly for fall so do inquire sooner rather than later, my October is about to be completely booked.

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

Someone found my wishlist and “couldn’t help themselves,” sent me some gifts and I just think you guys are so funny sometimes. 😝 thank you for the compulsive spending! Hehehe

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes I talk about my tours and my latest travel, sometimes I talk about delicious homemade pickles. Sometimes I talk about politics and billionaire bl**dshed.

Idk man. I’m just a loud woman. 🤷🏻‍♀️ You wanna hear some crazy opinions? I got you. 😇🤣

Book me and we can talk about it.

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

She knew was she was doing too. Homemade pickles are soooo good, like nothing you’ve ever tasted off the shelf even though the recipe is literally just white vinegar, salt, peppercorns, dill and garlic… and pickles ! lol 🤪

Making me crave pickles now!!

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

There’s so many good ones imo.

I love a classic, vlasic pickle.
The MN state fair baby pickles (jarred) are sooooo mf good.
And of course my grandpa’s pickles win. 🤓

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly, I’ve majorly had good luck! This place is just as cute 💞 the hassle to get here was fuckin crazy though. Omg.

Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

I am a white people and I LOOOOOOVE mangos. 😛 I’ve never heard a stereotype that white ppl don’t like mangoes but I’m sure it’s true in certain regions or something. They must be stupid 🤣

Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

Vrbo is Expedia is also on the boycott list. There isn’t really a choice. Ethical consumption is very hard under capitalism.

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

First AirBnb smelled like cig smoke so bad I got a headache within 10 mins of being there.

Second Airbnb a mile away wasn’t clean.

Third Airbnb is where I’m finally settled but holy F 🥹

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

And the frog said he’s tasted Mexican food that’s spicier.

Idk how they’re intimidated by a frog, but I fr can’t wait for the Nuremberg Trials II

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

Therapy isn’t enough, I need to dog the fuck out of a Founding Father 👊🏻

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Emma Graff • DC • NYC 🍉 @emmagraff.com · 3d

Finding me intimidating is funny. Babe, I don’t even know what day of the week it is, and I forgot to wear panties.

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 3d

Headed to San Diego in a few 💞

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 6d

ISO another provider to share an incall with in Minneapolis. 💓

Looking at Uptown area, I’ve found a few apartments I like 🙏🏻

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• Willa Hauff • @meetwilla.bsky.social · 4d

Clients, it’s okay, actually encouraged, to smile a little in your screening photo. 😅

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 4d

Be*

Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 4d

Same here, this must by synonym for Ember 😝

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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 10/6-9 @emberlynslade.bsky.social · 4d

Ooooo. Getting a bit toasty on this one, but baby I need FIIIRE. 🔥

I switched my location for Chicago tour to Oak Brook for cheaper accommodation bc I wanna goooo 🙃