Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 2/24-26
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Emberlyn 🔥 SAN 2/24-26
@emberlynslade.bsky.social
Soft Heart. Strong values. Pretty and principled.
Petite, Professional Girlfriend ✨

Community over cruelty.
🏡 Minneapolis • Touring • FMTY Worldwide
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
🎁 Throne.com/EmberlynSlade
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2026 Upcoming U.S. Tours ✈️

Boston, MA • Pittsburgh, PA • Baltimore, MD • San Diego, CA • Cincinnati, OH • Philadelphia, PA • Portland, ME • Hartford, CT • Seattle, WA • Portland, OR • New York, NY

GFE ✨ FMTY + DMTY ✨ #OurSky

Book me @ EmberlynSlade.com
I think I’m having my first migraine since high school.

My eye sockets hurt. I’m nauseous and kinda dizzy, I even have a visual aura.. super tripping me out.
February 18, 2026 at 4:22 AM
We say ‘pedophiles should be executed,’ and everyone’s first thought is that we’re talking about the President.

That’s a horrifying problem.
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
So a couple weeks ago, someone sent me $420 on throne for a new set of lingerie.

I was gonna go to Flirt Boutique on 50th & France because that’s one of the only good places in the Twin Cities that has nice lingerie.

Tell me why that lady ignored me the entire time I was in the store just now?
February 17, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Here’s a song that hits every time it plays on my playlist. 🤗
February 17, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The protest (daily) near one of my Pilates places has grown from three people to like 100+ in two weeks. That’s the last time I was here. I almost just cried seeing everyone. Wow. I love Minnesotans.
February 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I have two Pilates classes later, I can’t wait 😌
February 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I’ve been feeing a called to New Orleans lately for some reason.

I’ve never been there but am curious about the tourism, history, and of course the FOOD!

If anyone would like to do a FMTY, there’s a special in the middle of my FMTY page on my site and I’ll include New Orleans in that for sure! 💓
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Please, don’t trust ANY anti-sex-trafficking nonprofit that refuses to support the labor rights of consensual adult sex workers.

We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.

I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
February 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
This close 🤏🏻 to having a fully booked tour for San Diego on Feb 24-25;

This means I will likely extend to Feb 26, if you’d like to book a date 3H or longer on this day, plz lmk asap so I can extend my stay & flights! 🩷
February 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I love this thing btw
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Ok, I'm pretty sure I've responded to all viable emails and texts.

I am soooore from my pilates class today. 😴
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
#sexworkers are awesome
Pay them. They’re due.
#HappyValentinesDay #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Context is in the thread

👊🏻
When I say I stand on business this what I mean.
February 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
BLUESKY GOT DRAFTS

WOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This month’s @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com box 📦😍
February 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Will likely get to these in the morning because my fridge situation is upsetting and I really would like to just sit and watch a show after cleaning out my entire fridge by surprise :(

Love you guys, I’ll text you tomorrow!

Happy early Valentine’s Day! 💌
Will get to my texts and emails later this evening ~ I am a tired girl after my tour but all I have tomorrow is my build-your-own bouquet event and Pilates, so I’ll mostly get to putter around the house.

Same with Sunday!
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Well.

Pretty much my entire fridge is expired.

Sometime during my tour, my kitchen one fuse flipped I guess.

Fuck this sucks.

I keep a lot of food at my house so this was like hundredsssss of dollars. 😭
February 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Will get to my texts and emails later this evening ~ I am a tired girl after my tour but all I have tomorrow is my build-your-own bouquet event and Pilates, so I’ll mostly get to putter around the house.

Same with Sunday!
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
My friends are trying to take me to Hawaii for Spring Break, what do we think? 🤔
February 13, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Lmao, the bag agent told me I had 3 minutes left to check my bag as I gave it to her 😅

Cheers to living life on the edge 🤣
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Smitten Kitten is just the best.
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Fr begging *any* country to come and blow up our country. 😭
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM