Emberlyn 🔥 NYC 11/16-20
@emberlynslade.bsky.social
🏡Minneapolis, MN, USA + FMTY ✨ GFE
Tiny Courtesan likely touring a city near you ✨ Girl Next Door 😇 Pilates Princess 🤸🏻♀️ Nature Lover 🌱
🎁 marigoldgift.com/EmberlynSlade
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
📧 [email protected]
Tiny Courtesan likely touring a city near you ✨ Girl Next Door 😇 Pilates Princess 🤸🏻♀️ Nature Lover 🌱
🎁 marigoldgift.com/EmberlynSlade
🌐 EmberlynSlade.com
📧 [email protected]
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UPCOMING TOURS ✈️
EmberlynSlade.com • GFE
🏡 Minneapolis + FMTY
🌆 Chicago, IL (Westmont Incall)
October 21–23
🌲 Seattle, WA
November 5-6
🗽 New York City, NY
November 16 or 17-20
🔔 Philadelphia, PA
December 1-4
🌴 South Florida ~ West Palm, Fort Lauderdale & Fort Myers
December 11-18
EmberlynSlade.com • GFE
🏡 Minneapolis + FMTY
🌆 Chicago, IL (Westmont Incall)
October 21–23
🌲 Seattle, WA
November 5-6
🗽 New York City, NY
November 16 or 17-20
🔔 Philadelphia, PA
December 1-4
🌴 South Florida ~ West Palm, Fort Lauderdale & Fort Myers
December 11-18
Everyone at my home spa knows my name; the owner, reception, etc. I even have a nickname (which I’m having trouble recalling rn)
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Everyone at my home spa knows my name; the owner, reception, etc. I even have a nickname (which I’m having trouble recalling rn)
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
It’s so sweet but I’ve never been on a first name basis really anywhere - it feels both exciting and kinda weird.
Like… maybe I spend to much money here 😭😝😂😂😂
I can’t believe I go to NYC in a few days !! So excited 🥹
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I can’t believe I go to NYC in a few days !! So excited 🥹
I’m so sore from Pilates the last couple days that I changed my class tomorrow to a stretching class. 🥹🤣
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m so sore from Pilates the last couple days that I changed my class tomorrow to a stretching class. 🥹🤣
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
I have a massage on Friday and I can’t wait, to say the least!! 🤗😮💨
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 NYC 11/16-20
Don’t make me tap the sign 👇⬇️
August 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign 👇⬇️
Why so many last minute requests lately? I rarely accommodate those. 🙃🫠
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Why so many last minute requests lately? I rarely accommodate those. 🙃🫠
IT WORKED YA’LL 😭😭😭😭
Omg wow, 8 days later and I’m just *fixed* ~ I feel so excited but SO ANNOYED 🤣
Omg wow, 8 days later and I’m just *fixed* ~ I feel so excited but SO ANNOYED 🤣
Welp.
Yesterday I started a new, different type of birth control… this is the second change this year… everyone say a prayer that my uterus and body agree with this one! 🥹🙏🏻
Yesterday I started a new, different type of birth control… this is the second change this year… everyone say a prayer that my uterus and body agree with this one! 🥹🙏🏻
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
IT WORKED YA’LL 😭😭😭😭
Omg wow, 8 days later and I’m just *fixed* ~ I feel so excited but SO ANNOYED 🤣
Omg wow, 8 days later and I’m just *fixed* ~ I feel so excited but SO ANNOYED 🤣
LAST MINUTE AVAILABILITY 🚨
Minneapolis ~
I have time on Tuesday and Thursday this week + very skewed availability for the rest of the year with the holidays coming up 🎄
Don’t wait or you may miss out 😝
Minneapolis ~
I have time on Tuesday and Thursday this week + very skewed availability for the rest of the year with the holidays coming up 🎄
Don’t wait or you may miss out 😝
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
LAST MINUTE AVAILABILITY 🚨
Minneapolis ~
I have time on Tuesday and Thursday this week + very skewed availability for the rest of the year with the holidays coming up 🎄
Don’t wait or you may miss out 😝
Minneapolis ~
I have time on Tuesday and Thursday this week + very skewed availability for the rest of the year with the holidays coming up 🎄
Don’t wait or you may miss out 😝
I just added potential 2026 tour locations to my site 😌
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I just added potential 2026 tour locations to my site 😌
Also.
I think I’m gonna make chili in the name of the first snows of the year last night and tonight 💕 yoooooom 🤤
I think I’m gonna make chili in the name of the first snows of the year last night and tonight 💕 yoooooom 🤤
If anyone would like to send me a Target gift card to my email, I’m about to go get a new set of pots and pans shortly.
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Also.
I think I’m gonna make chili in the name of the first snows of the year last night and tonight 💕 yoooooom 🤤
I think I’m gonna make chili in the name of the first snows of the year last night and tonight 💕 yoooooom 🤤
If anyone would like to send me a Target gift card to my email, I’m about to go get a new set of pots and pans shortly.
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If anyone would like to send me a Target gift card to my email, I’m about to go get a new set of pots and pans shortly.
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
I’ve had odds and ends from the thrift for years.. and ya girl has had ENOUGH.
POTS AND PANS TIME. 🥘🍳🤣😂
I really wish I had a swer friend that could tour with me 😪
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I really wish I had a swer friend that could tour with me 😪
The Marriott/Sonder partnership has ended effective immediately… bc Sonder apparently went bankrupt or something. Idk, some Sonder employee on Reddit said shit seemed fishy.
Anyway. I’m sad and that sucks, I really liked Sonder. 🫠
Anyway. I’m sad and that sucks, I really liked Sonder. 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The Marriott/Sonder partnership has ended effective immediately… bc Sonder apparently went bankrupt or something. Idk, some Sonder employee on Reddit said shit seemed fishy.
Anyway. I’m sad and that sucks, I really liked Sonder. 🫠
Anyway. I’m sad and that sucks, I really liked Sonder. 🫠
I’m headed to a nice dinner tonight (personal) that I’m super excited about, I’ve taken this weekend off. 🙏🏻
I may respond to emails tomorrow night, but definitely Monday! 💕 I think I may take off Monday as well, and only work Tuesday and Thursday ~ Friday is booked 😌
I may respond to emails tomorrow night, but definitely Monday! 💕 I think I may take off Monday as well, and only work Tuesday and Thursday ~ Friday is booked 😌
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m headed to a nice dinner tonight (personal) that I’m super excited about, I’ve taken this weekend off. 🙏🏻
I may respond to emails tomorrow night, but definitely Monday! 💕 I think I may take off Monday as well, and only work Tuesday and Thursday ~ Friday is booked 😌
I may respond to emails tomorrow night, but definitely Monday! 💕 I think I may take off Monday as well, and only work Tuesday and Thursday ~ Friday is booked 😌
People on Reddit are big dumb and mean as shit, oh my good god 😭🤗🤣
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
People on Reddit are big dumb and mean as shit, oh my good god 😭🤗🤣
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 NYC 11/16-20
porn is entertainment, not education!!
stop expecting your sex life to mirror that which you see in porn!
stop expecting your sex life to mirror that which you see in porn!
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
porn is entertainment, not education!!
stop expecting your sex life to mirror that which you see in porn!
stop expecting your sex life to mirror that which you see in porn!
Until we meet again ☺️💞
@emberlynslade.bsky.social This Knight would like to say, You are an amazing courtesan. As I heal from my injury our evening together was therapeutic as well as delicious (in so many ways) as I head back to serving my Queen you remain in my thoughts and future plans. 🔥😊
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Until we meet again ☺️💞
I’m home from Seattle! What a wonderful, little trip! 💓
I can’t wait to come back in the new year ✨
I can’t wait to come back in the new year ✨
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m home from Seattle! What a wonderful, little trip! 💓
I can’t wait to come back in the new year ✨
I can’t wait to come back in the new year ✨
NYC duos available 👀💞
I would love to! Duos are so fun 😋 I'm based near Philly, but I'm happy to travel to NYC with 24-48hrs notice. I have friends to visit there anyhow :)
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
NYC duos available 👀💞
Anyone want to duo while I’m in NYC?
Nov 16-19, the 20th I’m fully booked.
Nov 16-19, the 20th I’m fully booked.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Anyone want to duo while I’m in NYC?
Nov 16-19, the 20th I’m fully booked.
Nov 16-19, the 20th I’m fully booked.
If there is anyone that’s missing me this time around, I absolutely plan on coming back (probably when it’s warmer) ~ it’s wonderful here! ✨
Please put yourself on my newsletter/tour notifications at the bottom of my site so you’re notified next time I come here! 😍💗🥰
Please put yourself on my newsletter/tour notifications at the bottom of my site so you’re notified next time I come here! 😍💗🥰
Seattle is fully booked 😝🙏🏻
Enjoying the rest of my day here, headed home tomorrow (I hope, my home airport is gonna be cancelling flights bc of the shutdown… hopefully not mine 👀🥹)
If I get stuck here and extra day, I might take a 3H+ date on the 7th 🤗
Enjoying the rest of my day here, headed home tomorrow (I hope, my home airport is gonna be cancelling flights bc of the shutdown… hopefully not mine 👀🥹)
If I get stuck here and extra day, I might take a 3H+ date on the 7th 🤗
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If there is anyone that’s missing me this time around, I absolutely plan on coming back (probably when it’s warmer) ~ it’s wonderful here! ✨
Please put yourself on my newsletter/tour notifications at the bottom of my site so you’re notified next time I come here! 😍💗🥰
Please put yourself on my newsletter/tour notifications at the bottom of my site so you’re notified next time I come here! 😍💗🥰
Seattle is fully booked 😝🙏🏻
Enjoying the rest of my day here, headed home tomorrow (I hope, my home airport is gonna be cancelling flights bc of the shutdown… hopefully not mine 👀🥹)
If I get stuck here and extra day, I might take a 3H+ date on the 7th 🤗
Enjoying the rest of my day here, headed home tomorrow (I hope, my home airport is gonna be cancelling flights bc of the shutdown… hopefully not mine 👀🥹)
If I get stuck here and extra day, I might take a 3H+ date on the 7th 🤗
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Seattle is fully booked 😝🙏🏻
Enjoying the rest of my day here, headed home tomorrow (I hope, my home airport is gonna be cancelling flights bc of the shutdown… hopefully not mine 👀🥹)
If I get stuck here and extra day, I might take a 3H+ date on the 7th 🤗
Enjoying the rest of my day here, headed home tomorrow (I hope, my home airport is gonna be cancelling flights bc of the shutdown… hopefully not mine 👀🥹)
If I get stuck here and extra day, I might take a 3H+ date on the 7th 🤗
Reposted by Emberlyn 🔥 NYC 11/16-20
Call me crazy but no one should work full-time and still live in poverty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Call me crazy but no one should work full-time and still live in poverty.
When I do DC next year, should I do Tyson’s or Baltimore? I’m not going to be in the actual city, I don’t think. 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When I do DC next year, should I do Tyson’s or Baltimore? I’m not going to be in the actual city, I don’t think. 🤔
Omg wow, Seattle has very tall skyscrapers. Idk what I was expecting but this place is shiny and giant, oh my goodness 😧
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Omg wow, Seattle has very tall skyscrapers. Idk what I was expecting but this place is shiny and giant, oh my goodness 😧
I do not support all women, some of you hoes are VERY dumb.
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I do not support all women, some of you hoes are VERY dumb.