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Embily Jo'Chane

@emjochane.bsky.social

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Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Aug 8

My darling in christ

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · 2d

Knuckle tattoos that say NUISANCE

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · 16d

"Sweatpants" is a noun made out of two verbs what other words are like this I'm doing research

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · 23d

Tshirt that says "RIDDLED" with what you ask wouldn't you like to know. Freak.

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · 26d

At my funeral I want sharpies out for everyone to write their favorite knuckle tattoo idea on their hands

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · 26d

Knuckle tattoos that say POIGNANT

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 30

Girl you infiltrATE

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 27

Knuckle tattoos that say REDACTED

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 26

Knuckle tattoos that say KNEE DEEP

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 25

The two genders are hooting and hollering have I done this one already

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 24

Girl you capitulATE

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 24

Conservatives are missing out bc my old boss just asked if I wanted to see her new tits 👀 her gender affirming care is directly benefitting me too

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 19

Thoughts sun prayers moon

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 18

Whenever I introduce people and I remember everyone's names correctly i feel unstoppable

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 18

Libel

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 16

Skippity pap smear

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 16

why'd they call that star wars show and/or

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 15

If you have a stick up your ass then where's the dick gonna go lol

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 15

Blunt wrap supreme

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 15

wellness check yourself before you wellness wreck yourself

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 15

Mardi Gras costume idea: giant papier mache head of a wrinkly naked mole rat head with eyeliner and lipstick, dressed in nude bodysuit and this cunty pink boudoir dressing gown, under the mask I'm wearing a bald cap and makeup matching the head mask

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Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 15

Lower back tattoo that says "if you read this you are gay lmao" in really pretty script

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 12

Knuckle tattoos that say ACCIDENT lmao

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 12

Girl you reincarnATE

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 10

The two genders are tooth and nail

Embily Jo'Chane @emjochane.bsky.social · Sep 10

Girl you eliminATE