Embily Jo'Chane
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Embily Jo'Chane
@emjochane.bsky.social
some white bitch
Pinned
At my funeral I want sharpies out for everyone to write their favorite knuckle tattoo idea on their hands
white supremacy is crazy wdym europe is a continent that's west Asia
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
METADATA is a good knuckle tattoo also if websites can stop offering me my "year in review" I don't need to know how many youtube deep dives and manga chapters I read in the last 360some days also fuckin stop asking for cookies jesus fuckin christ LEAVE ME ALONE
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm so normal it's embarrassing
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
FUSELAGE is a good knuckle tattoo
December 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Girl you lacerATE
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Baby On Board" signs are not notices for other drivers to drive safely! They are for first responders to check the back seats in case the adults in a crash are incapacitated! Other drivers should drive as dangerously as they like! Which should be not at all! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER!
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You're telling me you DON'T cry out in pain when you accidentally click on an ad?
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Girl you considerATE
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Microwaved an eyelash that landed on the lip of my bowl of mac and cheese do you think the wish is still good
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Cobra on my chest making biscuits on my human face excuse me sir that is where I keep my eyes
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Knuckle tattoos that say GOMU GOMU lol
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I always wanna spell the word french with a t like bitch
Frentch
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Grabbing a second tall can at the corner store and mumbling to myself "zweihänder"
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Drag queen name: Dee Glove
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Drag king name: Rusty Broadsword
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I've been playing this game for so long I came back to this one independently. Welcome back good idea. I still love you
DETRITUS is a good knuckle tattoo
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Lower back tattoo that says HOMUNCULUS
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm still not over Michigan sword?
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Whenever I make rice I get so excited and eat sooooo much rice but then I'm sooooo full of rice
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Girl you marinATE
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Problematic drag king name: Eugene Nicks
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Cobra making biscuits like this dress isn't silk
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Knuckle tattoos that say NUISANCE
October 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"Sweatpants" is a noun made out of two verbs what other words are like this I'm doing research
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Tshirt that says "RIDDLED" with what you ask wouldn't you like to know. Freak.
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM