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J.Ellis
@englishmaninbx.bsky.social
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The weird guy from Bordeaux. Ex publican,ex motorcycle racer, ex lots of things . In France since 1989, hate racism / homophobia/ misogyny. If you’re looking for common sense…. I’m not your man. BTW, it’s all shits & giggles till someone giggles & shits
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What a fucking cockwomble.
It’s an Aston Martin, not a Lamborghini.

Plus I’m more likely to be playing led zeppelin
( not a lot of people know that)
Soppy husband post.

I’m lucky enough to have had this amazing woman in my life for the last 26 years. She’s a hard working, loving and incredible force of nature.

I count myself lucky every day that I wake up next to her.

Punching above my weigh since 1999
Shhhhhhh, don’t say that.
Tonight’s aperitif is a lovely Valencian vermut.

Dogs dropped off to dog sitter, suitcase packed. Tomorrow Mrs E and I are getting a train to Biarritz, picking up my Aston Martin and driving to Cannes.

As you do
Sounds like a fair description
Please do NOT speak Italian to the goats
It was all about the music …. The whisky was just a bonus.
Sitting at home, sipping a whisky and listening to Simon and Garfunkel in concert. Such beautiful harmonies and superb songwriting.

I honestly think when one of these two passes, it will be a massive loss to music and culture.
One of the wardrobes in the project I’m starting on in a few weeks. It’s 2.7m high !
If they were being paid, then why didn’t one single MAGA dipshit sign up and expose it with proof ?

I don’t think they realise just how much the rest of the world is laughing at the mango shitgibbon.
Today in Lacanau….

Banque-sy?
How to fuck up a council…..

Vote in Reform and wait
Not off the top of my head. Also I only have a Renault Trafic so it falls short of her requirements
Any friend of yours …..

Followed
A tad windy in Carcans today.
I’ve just won a part in a porn movie!!

I’m the husband who goes to work just before the plumber arrives

Morning all xx