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J.Ellis

@englishmaninbx.bsky.social

1.6K followers 1.8K following 2.6K posts

The weird guy from Bordeaux. Ex publican,ex motorcycle racer, ex lots of things . In France since 1989, hate racism / homophobia/ misogyny. If you’re looking for common sense…. I’m not your man. BTW, it’s all shits & giggles till someone giggles & shits

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 1h

Now THAT’S a mirror

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 1h

What a fucking cockwomble.

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2h

It’s an Aston Martin, not a Lamborghini.

Plus I’m more likely to be playing led zeppelin

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 3h

( not a lot of people know that)

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 3h

Soppy husband post.

I’m lucky enough to have had this amazing woman in my life for the last 26 years. She’s a hard working, loving and incredible force of nature.

I count myself lucky every day that I wake up next to her.

Punching above my weigh since 1999

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 4h

Shhhhhhh, don’t say that.

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 4h

Tonight’s aperitif is a lovely Valencian vermut.

Dogs dropped off to dog sitter, suitcase packed. Tomorrow Mrs E and I are getting a train to Biarritz, picking up my Aston Martin and driving to Cannes.

As you do

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 6h

Sounds like a fair description

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 15h

Please do NOT speak Italian to the goats

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 1d

It was all about the music …. The whisky was just a bonus.

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 1d

Sitting at home, sipping a whisky and listening to Simon and Garfunkel in concert. Such beautiful harmonies and superb songwriting.

I honestly think when one of these two passes, it will be a massive loss to music and culture.

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

One of the wardrobes in the project I’m starting on in a few weeks. It’s 2.7m high !

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

Me in 79, 81 and 83

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

If they were being paid, then why didn’t one single MAGA dipshit sign up and expose it with proof ?

I don’t think they realise just how much the rest of the world is laughing at the mango shitgibbon.