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J.Ellis

J.Ellis

@englishmaninbx.bsky.social

1.6K followers 1.8K following 2.5K posts

The weird guy from Bordeaux. Ex publican,ex motorcycle racer, ex lots of things . In France since 1989, hate racism / homophobia/ misogyny. If you’re looking for common sense…. I’m not your man. BTW, it’s all shits & giggles till someone giggles & shits

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 8h

Please do NOT speak Italian to the goats

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 17h

It was all about the music …. The whisky was just a bonus.

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 21h

Sitting at home, sipping a whisky and listening to Simon and Garfunkel in concert. Such beautiful harmonies and superb songwriting.

I honestly think when one of these two passes, it will be a massive loss to music and culture.

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 1d

One of the wardrobes in the project I’m starting on in a few weeks. It’s 2.7m high !

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

Me in 79, 81 and 83

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

If they were being paid, then why didn’t one single MAGA dipshit sign up and expose it with proof ?

I don’t think they realise just how much the rest of the world is laughing at the mango shitgibbon.

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

The best people …..

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

Gotta love a bit of Hawkwind.

Chris Edwards "SINGING TRAIN CONDUCTOR" @singingconductor.bsky.social · 2d

I agree 😉👍 HAWKWIND
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKnQ...

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

Today in Lacanau….

Banque-sy?

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

Lacanau ….

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 2d

You know it makes sense

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 3d

How to fuck up a council…..

Vote in Reform and wait

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 3d

Not off the top of my head. Also I only have a Renault Trafic so it falls short of her requirements

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 3d

Any friend of yours …..

Followed

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 3d

Pretty much this

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 3d

A tad windy in Carcans today.

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve just won a part in a porn movie!!

I’m the husband who goes to work just before the plumber arrives

Morning all xx

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 4d

Nelson's Victory crew included a Brazilian and a Russian, 2 Indians, 2 Swiss, 2 Portuguese, 3 Danes and 3 Norwegian sailors. There were 3 Germans, 4 Italians, 6 Swedes, 7 Dutchmen, 9 West Indians and an African, as well as 21 Americans, 63 Irish, 64 Scots, 441 English.... oh, and 3 French men, too.

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 4d

14°c and raining.

I didn’t sign up for this.

Morning x

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 4d

Window open
Rugs were dripping’
Wet vac sorted
Whisky sippin’

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 4d

Luckily the garage is 800m away from my house.

Bikes are safe !

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 5d

This was flooded 18 hours ago, thank god for industrial concrete floors.

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 5d

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Republicans ….. thick as pig shit

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 5d

We’re only a few days away from Jewish space lasers territory

J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 5d