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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃
@enthusmiasma.bsky.social
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Newspaperdy; chickentender; varmint trapper; #ThisOldHoe; graphic artish; liberal Arkie; #tunegoon; Aquarius, Rat; discontent generator; mildly Whovian; INFP; multinontheist; Gen X; augur of doom; editorial We.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 2d
"Then, one day, it all shut down. Welcome to the future, meat."
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 7h
It is with sorrow I report it is dense and moist and overfrosted.
enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 7h
(from crowd)

"I want my $10 Venmo!"
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 7h
It's cringe.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 8h
I just kind of threw it together.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 12h
A cake has appeared. It cools.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 12h
(That's not euphemism.)
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 12h
(I have a secret cake in the oven. Sh!)
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 13h
Garbage in, garbage out. Someday you'll thank me.
enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 13h
Now I should cook.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 14h
But, alas, you're too late. The dishes are done.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 14h
Sign now and I'll throw in vacuuming, all you want, whatever you feel like doing.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 14h
I'll let you dust both! My gift to you!
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 14h
(I'll even give you the first two sinkloads free.)
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 14h
(I'll let you wash some dishes. Cheap.)
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 14h
(Pst.)
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 14h
lol Much, much wattle, yes.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 15h
Aw. In Harker Heights we had a Geoffrey.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 15h
Ew.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 15h
Of course, that was pretty much every day.
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a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 16h
It was a day to have potluck in the newsroom. Or cake. Or just any sort of treat.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 16h
If folks said he looked like Biden, he'd be cranky.
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 16h
"Look at how old."
bgrueskin.bsky.social
Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 1d
The man who now owns this magazine was interviewed by the NYT recently.

He “did not have a negative word to say about Trump or his policies. ‘I fully support the president. I think he’s doing a great job.”
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 16h
Baby Jessica's in the Well Day!
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enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 16h
Curves and hills? Plenty each day.
enthusmiasma.bsky.social
a!v¡n 🎃 @enthusmiasma.bsky.social · 16h
Mr. Cardinal sees smoke.
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