Eryn
@eryn.bsky.social
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Venomous, egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal. Wait, that's a platypus. Fan of compound adjectives. I buy & sell antiques & vintage & am a hobby ceramic artist. Rural, progressive mom of 2 adult trans kids. Loves rocks & mushrooms.
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So the non sports people don't feel left out this week, we introduce a new kind of...

running the basses
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I am at a festival for a music scene that currently only has one bassist. The festival is in a hilly forest venue and he runs the trails between stages to get to every set, carrying his stand-up bass. People give him beers and snacks as he passes.

Anyway, I have an idea for a new Olympic sport.
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Please let that day be yesterday. Please.
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It would make my mom verrrry happy for the Mariners to progress to the World Series.

But omg. I have so many Canadian friends.

& now I see that my dear friend @amanjo.bsky.social is super happy the Brewers are moving on.

I dunno who to be happy for! TODAY I'm going to be happy for everybody! lol
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I need you to narrate my life for me! Or be in charge of a very generous biography!
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Oh Amy, I hadn't seen that, no. I am so sorry.

I wish you could have 1000 years without loss & especially without carrying the weight of other people's grief (seems to be a thing with your extended fam/inlaws! Freaking stop it, people!)
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Fire! Fire!

Had my raku pottery class! My husband was awesome & took photos. I'm in the blue flannel over my overalls, putting the lids on the combustibles cans, which sounded like the least fiery job but was the most fiery!
A propane kiln outside on asphalt, open & being loaded with pottery Closed propane kiln, coming up to temp. It looks like a stone & metal cage for a pet dragon. Open kiln after firing. Some parts are still glowing red hot. Compared to the first photo, the glazes are dark & some are puffy & metallic A group of people doing different tasks. One is putting a hot pot into a bucket with long tongs, once is throwing in wood shavings, one is placing towels over the buckets, one is ready to put the lid on the bucket that flames are coming out of, one person is watching & keeping us safe from burns
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Who am I fighting?? I'm ready!
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The library's insurance.
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Just gonna go right ahead & permanently mute some terms real quick

She's lucky she hasn't been run over, because I'm pretty sure that would send me into fight or fight.
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Dana, I'm really sorry you were on the receiving end of that.
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Every time I've been to DC the Library has been closed due to nonsense outside of the library's control.
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My mom turns 80 on Sunday! She's so excited.

Win it for the lonnng term fans, guys!
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Oh, sorry, pictures on the 3rd baseline, WITH the moose, my mom has reminded me. Very fancy, much moose.
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We'd get to take photos on the edge of the field, a full dinner with a snack bar & dessert bar that lasts all night.

Then in the 5th inning a guy comes in & pops you fresh popcorn & roasts hot dogs with you choice of toppings. They change out the mixed drinks to lager. BOXES of Cracker Jacks.
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co-sign
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The Mariners fans should really be singing sea shanties as cheers.
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I've been to ONE Major League Baseball game & it was in the owners suite? With my dad? I think I've peaked.

Oh & a cocoa bar & s'mores when the game went into overtime.

I cheered both teams! lol "Good try, next time!" Such a mom.
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Then they'd come with big souvenir bags of current merchandise & the photos from the field printed & framed in real wood frames.

I was given a sold out women's Ichiro jersey in my size, it was one of his record breaking streaks. And our free parking was right by the back VIP entrance (a BFD! lol)
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We'd get to take photos on the edge of the field, a full dinner with a snack bar & dessert bar that lasts all night.

Then in the 5th inning a guy comes in & pops you fresh popcorn & roasts hot dogs with you choice of toppings. They change out the mixed drinks to lager. BOXES of Cracker Jacks.
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I don't even do sports & I'M tense for the Mariners.

My mama turns 80 on Sunday & she'd be so tickled if they won.

My dad used to get to watch a game from the owner's suite every year. The Mariner's invite all the Little League admin plus a guest & they always took great care of us. Good memories.
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If you're in Vancouver or the area this weekend, you should go see my buddy Sam!

Do some shopping for Xmas or for yourself or for your friend Eryn whom you love. Just spitballing here.
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Excited to see ya'll at the NightmareBeforeXmas market this weekend!
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I'll be sure to take some pics to share here too <3
vendor spotlight samkalensky nightmarebeforechristmas market oct 11th & 12th
1880 triumph street vancouver bc
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The idea of throwing up with a fresh orbital fracture DOES sound like a living nightmare.

Are you feeling any better after you coffee & some food?
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JUST TYLENOL!? YOU CAN BREAK YOUR FACE & ONLY BE GIVEN TYLENOL!?!

That's some messed up shit right there!
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Does tonight's game decide it? Please, help make me look informed when my mom inevitably calls to tell me how the game went lol
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omg that's me! Gonna try to get my tasks done so I can join!!
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A very PNW coded salmon navigating the city of Issaquah (for example) version of Frogger would make me very, very happy.