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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 3h

my stupid ass giggling evilly due to getting this stupid mask

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 13h

the most upsetting thing has happened (I just remembered)

they replaced the Chipotle hamburger with a chicken one that has salad in it ❌❌❌❌❌

I feel betrayed every time I go to burger king, first the milkshake now the cheap good burgers

shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 9d

normal sergal meal

real life hack that's called getting a single cheeseburger menu and then adding 5 "extra" burgers in the same menu that cost like 1.60 instead but are also tiny compared to my usual meals

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 14h

it is really funny how bad grammar really makes or breaks writing, especially when dialogue reads like a caveman or something

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 14h

a few typos and using your for you're or then for than to ruin the mood 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 14h

easiest trick ever is just not weighing yourself 🙂👍

can't be fat if the scale never says so

shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 1d

then again, I was licking the cheese dip container clean greedily and destroying the nuggets so that one's on me, but still

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 1d

feederism is so stupid

like why does unhealthy or really indulgent food make me both excited AND hungrier

girl I'm just eating chicken nuggets, stop making me pent up over it

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 1d

🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · Feb 8

pov: you are holding burgers you're definitely going to give me despite them being yours

maybe even shove them in yourself...

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 2d

happy birthday!!!

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LardTail @fattenedsnek.bsky.social · Mar 17

// belly, alcohol, squish

Perfect evening of indulgence, nothing like using the goods to get him all flustered~

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 4d

hope you can figure stuff out! happy to have seen your work, take care!

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

the blimp gets it.....

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

all in all I should just be fat.... or well fatter.. not like my waistline isn't growing, but it's so slow and I'm constantly hungry 🥀

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

lrp should be me

just saying......

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SOFTAKITA @softakita.bsky.social · Aug 31

Comm for @taromilqtea.bsky.social

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

ugh I hate that the thought of food really helps with motivation even if it's only a tiny amount

like I don't wanna work while in a funk but god do I want to eat 10k calories daily and put on 400lbs badly, I need to EAT MORE ‼️

shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

for the low, low price of 15 bucks you too can force a sergal to eat 7 burgers with fries and soda!!

I should probably offer small sketches for that...

you get art and I get obese because of you, truly a win
(then again I kind of always use up my money for food in the first place)

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

alternatively you can just make me eat over a dozen burgers and I get to be lazy.......

the dream really 💔

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

for the low, low price of 15 bucks you too can force a sergal to eat 7 burgers with fries and soda!!

I should probably offer small sketches for that...

you get art and I get obese because of you, truly a win
(then again I kind of always use up my money for food in the first place)

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

yeah I'm definitely gonna be stuck in bed for a few days🥀

need someone bringing me enough food to bed that I get knocked out

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

never again walking 20km in a big city

I'm hungry and tired and everything hurts, I'm made binge eating and being lazy, not walking that much

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shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

this but now I need a dozen burgers and a bunch of milkshakes like immediately

I walked all day and my legs are probably going to be an issue for days now 💥💥💥💥💥

shroomf @esron.bsky.social · 5d

I definitely underestimated how hard walking would be after 2 years of sitting on my widening ass and overeating quite a bit

I've been walking for 5 hours and I need someone to buy me 5 burgers or something because my legs hurt so bad and I'm a flabby puddle of sweat 💔

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