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Essrayle

Essrayle

@essrayle.bsky.social

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The OG Plant from that thing. NSFW with a prejudice. Can get quite out there naughty here, so just warning. The innocents shall no longer be innocent after knowing me. Throne: https://throne.com/essrayle

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Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · Oct 18

Hihi. I'm Essrayle the herfollia.
An alien-made earth plant person filled with libidous corruption.
I write, not draw, but I com lots so there's going to be art here of both kinds, and I can get *quite* kinky so do follow with an open mind.

Lore stuff: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/kcuvy...

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 17h

So sometimes the Influence can get rather feisty when it's hungry. The longer without feeding it, the stronger it gets.

I've been there. It's *fun*, but I don't want to.

There is no malice, no desire to harm. No desire for anything special.

Just Desire.

Art by @thetftentacle.bsky.social

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 3d

Aaand planty temptation for more pics rises anew.

Lovely work.~

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 6d

Ok, I rarely buy pokemon things these days, even when I heavily enjoyed the series when younger, and this new game confirms to me that it's not just me growing out of it.

You can traverse this map in 6 minutes. You can't go indoors in a city. This is in no way worth that price tag.

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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 19d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 6d

Happy birthmas, hun

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 8d

Such a lovely attire.~

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 8d

Ok I'm going to stop channeling the social butterflies I listen to (cough cough @krimbo.bsky.social) now and go back to being my usual quiet self. Sorry to flood the timeline, just sometimes I have a thought that needs to be let free or I'll get no peace of mind. ^^;

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 8d

So this October, I want you to remember, don't get bogged down in the Triple A Multiversal Super Hero Slop with the same old tropes that only disappoints you now, enjoy some of the free, genuine thrills that are truest labors of love.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 8d

No Way Through, Local 58, Gemini Home Entertainment, the list goes on and on. I got my entry into them through Marble Hornets, the original "Slenderman" series, (only he's "The Operator" there.) It's prime analog horror, on a budget and damn effective. Carnis Vitae is also a favorite of mine.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 8d

best, and by that I mean Analog Horror. These are some amazingly creative endeavors. True, some go absolutely wild with the lore and the characters and end up going right between their own legs and up themselves, but some are downright masterful creations and noteworthy stories we should not forget.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 8d

I've always loved nostalgia, I actually collected radio plays as a young sprout, still have my box of them and still do enjoy just sitting and listening. But in this spooky season I've come to enjoy another product of the times that many glance over these days, or view as "quaint" and trivial at

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 8d

Since ancient times, people love to tell stories. Some may say things like "originality is dead", and while this may be true of the latest Hollywood films or AAA blockbuster video games, there are plenty of exceptions. Indie games are extremely obvious, but beyond those as well.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 8d

I like to view myself as a modern day folklorist by interests and hobby, so I like to keep that magic alive in me and in life itself, finding and taking note of the things so small and just accepted as natural that were meticulous evolution of creativity, effort, maybe even some boredom.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 11d

He tronned hard.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 11d

A beloved part of my youth and sublime to see in your style.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 12d

Since comedy is my big thing, also want to recommend Mel Brooks movies. Very similar but their own thing and amazing stuff.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 12d

Aside from the Naked Gun series, I highly reccomend Airplane!, it's a classic and nonstop with these jokes.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 12d

The series is great. All the Zucker bros comedies are like this.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 12d

Ok, just noting here as I think most of my life it's just wrongly assumed, and I want to set the record straight.

If you think something positive about me, or something I do, and you never say so, I'm just going to assume your indifference to me.

That's just how my mind works.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 12d

Glance conspicuously in the direction of the nearest broom closet.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 13d

So seeing folks having ygo themed avatars/models up made me really want to rep my own pet deck, just fortunate it's very Halloween adjacent so perfect timing.~

Art by [email protected]

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 13d

Stop asking questions.
Consume product then consume more product.

Forbes @forbes.com · 15d

Demand for Labubus is waning—but this doll could be Pop Mart’s next big thing.

Is The Labubu Craze Ending? Prices Are Down And Inventory Is Up As Eyes Turn To A New Toy.

Demand for Labubus is waning—but this doll could be Pop Mart’s next big thing.

Essrayle @essrayle.bsky.social · 14d

Planty is intrigued.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 15d

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a linen closet with the door opening slightly revealing a smiling skeleton inside. Copy and title read:

When lonely nights turn bonely

Secret Sex Skeleton

PORRIDGE FIRM

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17d

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