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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS)

@ethanhd.bsky.social

930 followers 180 following 740 posts

Professional Wrestler, Int'l Wrestling Coach, Plant Based Athlete, Formerly a Podcaster, Rapper, and Stand-Up Comedian.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 17h

I'm a little ashamed to admit that more than half my knowledge of Canadian geography is based on WWF & ECW announcing the city and province of Candian wrestlers.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 22h

If Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson can find each other in their 60's, there's still time.

ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 22h

I'm working on a way to pack and sell shirts online without PWTees taking half the profit. Updates coming soon.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 22h

Matches like this are the reason my mom doesn't watch me on YouTube. It's one of my favorites.

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ZP @zombieparmesan.bsky.social · 1d

Ethan rules. I saw him wrestle for Defy a lot when I lived in Seattle.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 1d

I told them I was a draw!

ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 1d

People get really disappointed when my answer to "Why did you become a pro wrestler?" is me telling them that I really took it to heart when the Spice Girls said, "Slam your body down and wind it all around."

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 1d

I'm gonna have t-shirts, tote bags, and stickers this weekend at SOS Pro Wrestling and DOA Pro Wrestling in Tacoma and Portland, respectively. Buy some merch so I can buy more toys for my elderly cat.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 2d

Dear White Leftists, maybe cool it *a bit* with your excitement over brown folks who voted for Trump being harassed or assaulted by ICE.

Like, I get it, but you're still cheering for a hate crime.

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Prestige Wrestling @wrestleprestige.bsky.social · 2d

“Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it”

ROSELAND XIII: THE END

2017 - 2026

Date & ticket information coming soon…

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 2d

Fan Cam footage of the Amerikan Gunz making their @wrestleprestige.bsky.social debut at the historic Roseland Theatre in Portland. #wrestlesky

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 3d

The Smashing Machine is a great movie, though its a bummer they had to omit Mark Kerr's brother, Nick, as the only person on set allowed to say his name was The Rock.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 4d

Just told my wife, "I'mma stir the macaroni 'til you look like a cannoli." So if you need me, I'll be busy doing sex tonight.

ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 6d

"Anything that can go Smurf, will go Smurf."

-Smurfy's Law

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Tripp Page @tripppage.bsky.social · 7d

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Tiger knee
@ethanhd.bsky.social / El Phantasmo / @defynw.bsky.social

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 7d

Jimmy Carr performing at the Riyhad Comedy Festival might make him the first person to attempt to avoid death AND taxes.

ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 7d

Another disappointing October when the cashier at the Spirit Halloween store tells me they still don't carry or manufacture a sexy Rex from Toy Story costume.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 8d

He could've reworked it into Albert the Dead Journalist.

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Bunkunin @bunkunin.bsky.social · 8d

Signing off to this wretched world for today...how I wish I could wake to a world of decency, kindness, and mutuality. Take care, all of you.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 8d

My mom asked me if I wanted my old baby clothes, which will definitely come in handy if I ever shit my pants and shrink.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 8d

Such a shame that WWE already had a post-show called "Talking Smack" because it would be perfect for Power Slap.

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SOS Pro Wrestling @sosprowrestling.bsky.social · 8d

7 days…

until we get real spooky 👻 on the island!

Island Wear and Costumes Highly Encouraged

🎟️ sosprowrestling.com

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 9d

I'd probably sell more shirts too!

ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 9d

This is might be the new frontrunner.

ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 9d

I spend equal time lifting weights and meal prepping as I do trying to figure out a gimmick that will justify me wrestling with a shirt on.

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