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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS)
@ethanhd.bsky.social
Professional Wrestler, Int'l Wrestling Coach, Plant Based Athlete, Formerly a Podcaster, Rapper, and Stand-Up Comedian.
Two of the Grit City Wrestling School's finest.
📣ONE MORE MATCH TO ANNOUNCE

Two of the PNWs brightest up-and-comers look to show out on the Big Kahuna stage

SKYLAR⚡️DUCKY

📍 Cannonball Arts, Seattle
📅 Sat., Dec 6th
⌚️ Doors 630/730pm Bell
📺 @iwtvlive.bsky.social
@indieeechic.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It says a lot about smoking that you can basically soak a hotel room in semen and it's no problemo, but if housekeeping catches a wiff of a cigarette it's a $500 fine.
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
THIS SATURDAY, ya boy is pulling up to Seattle in ALL CAPS to smack the sh×t out of a camp counselor. Someone tell ol' boy to demerit deez.
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Does a top rope superplex give anyone else a second wind or just me? #wrestlesky
📸: @sosprowrestling.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Most folks don't know this, but many Native Americans don't "celebrate" Thanksgiving the way the rest of the country does.

For us, it's a National Day of Mourning. It's a time to honor our ancestors, remember the truth of what happened on this land, and hold space for all the lives, cultures ...
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Of course the Amerikan Gunz gotta do a bit of run and gun. #wrestlesky
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One of the guys on "Finding Mr. Christmas" stared at his scene partner in a way that made me convinced she'll be taking a different route home for the next year.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
One of the guys on Hallmark's "Finding Mr. Christmas" said he's not good at reading scripts or remembering lines. So now I need a full episode on what he thought actors did.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
They did a Christmas sweater making competition on "Finding Mr. Christmas" where the men had to explain their sweater, and I'm convinced men would rather compete in a Hallmark reality show than go to therapy.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Melissa Peterman gets introduced with "You know her from Reba..." more than Reba McIntyre does.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My wife is watching Hallmark's reality show "Finding Mr. Christmas" and I swear to God it's indistinguishable from Playing It Straight.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
As a vegan, when the president pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving, I'm relieved, but since it's Trump, I can only assume the turkey is guilty of human trafficking or sedition.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
These are the only football highlights I want to see.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Release the Einstein Files!
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If this doesn't make you laugh, you're officially dead inside.
This popped into my mind again today.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Today is Trans Day of Remembrance, and as much as I want to say something profound. Deep down, I just want to be part of a generation that sees young trans people grow old.
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Crazy that part of Barney the Dinosaur's lore is that he's a collective hallucination of those children.
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Every morning I wake up and I'm convinced my cat is dead. This is how Oreo sleeps. His eyes slightly open like a Vietnam war veteran, and fur absolutely disheveled.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Hey @rob-sheridan.com, when are we starting a book club?
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I accidentally bought a Werehouse instead of a Warehouse, so now every full moon I have to watch it turn into a goddamn dog house.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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SOS Pro Wrestling returns to Seattle in a big BIG way!

Bumbermania: Big Kahuna 🌺

Saturday, December 6th
Cannonball Arts
Doors 630 / 730pm Bell

Featuring Su Yung, Bumbermania Champion Evan Rivers, your SOS Champs Mojo, Migs & Beretta, and Pitfall Jones

More surprises to be announced soon 👀
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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THIS FRIDAY

SEATTLE | WA HALL

THE RIGHTEOUS vs. MIDNIGHT HEAT

DEFY AEON
Tickets: DefyWrestling.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When I start my villainous era, I'm changing my name to ETHAN A.I.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ATTN: Richland, Washington

The Amerikan Gunz are pulling up to Reactivate Pro Wrestling on Sunday, Nov. 23rd to crack open an IPA and leave with the tag team championships. Join us, won't you?
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Apparently the apron is also the hardest part of the ring to hit.
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM