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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 29m

I told them I was a draw!

ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 8h

People get really disappointed when my answer to "Why did you become a pro wrestler?" is me telling them that I really took it to heart when the Spice Girls said, "Slam your body down and wind it all around."

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 10h

I'm gonna have t-shirts, tote bags, and stickers this weekend at SOS Pro Wrestling and DOA Pro Wrestling in Tacoma and Portland, respectively. Buy some merch so I can buy more toys for my elderly cat.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 1d

Dear White Leftists, maybe cool it *a bit* with your excitement over brown folks who voted for Trump being harassed or assaulted by ICE.

Like, I get it, but you're still cheering for a hate crime.

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Prestige Wrestling @wrestleprestige.bsky.social · 1d

“Death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it”

ROSELAND XIII: THE END

2017 - 2026

Date & ticket information coming soon…

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 1d

Fan Cam footage of the Amerikan Gunz making their @wrestleprestige.bsky.social debut at the historic Roseland Theatre in Portland. #wrestlesky

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 2d

The Smashing Machine is a great movie, though its a bummer they had to omit Mark Kerr's brother, Nick, as the only person on set allowed to say his name was The Rock.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 3d

Just told my wife, "I'mma stir the macaroni 'til you look like a cannoli." So if you need me, I'll be busy doing sex tonight.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 5d

"Anything that can go Smurf, will go Smurf."

-Smurfy's Law

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Tripp Page @tripppage.bsky.social · 6d

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Tiger knee
@ethanhd.bsky.social / El Phantasmo / @defynw.bsky.social

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 6d

Jimmy Carr performing at the Riyhad Comedy Festival might make him the first person to attempt to avoid death AND taxes.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 6d

Another disappointing October when the cashier at the Spirit Halloween store tells me they still don't carry or manufacture a sexy Rex from Toy Story costume.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 7d

He could've reworked it into Albert the Dead Journalist.

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Bunkunin @bunkunin.bsky.social · 7d

Signing off to this wretched world for today...how I wish I could wake to a world of decency, kindness, and mutuality. Take care, all of you.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 7d

My mom asked me if I wanted my old baby clothes, which will definitely come in handy if I ever shit my pants and shrink.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 7d

Such a shame that WWE already had a post-show called "Talking Smack" because it would be perfect for Power Slap.

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SOS Pro Wrestling @sosprowrestling.bsky.social · 7d

7 days…

until we get real spooky 👻 on the island!

Island Wear and Costumes Highly Encouraged

🎟️ sosprowrestling.com

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 8d

I'd probably sell more shirts too!

ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 8d

This is might be the new frontrunner.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 8d

I spend equal time lifting weights and meal prepping as I do trying to figure out a gimmick that will justify me wrestling with a shirt on.

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 9d

Bro, I don't know what I'm gonna do when they figure out how to cancel People on Bluesky. I talk way too much sh×t on here.

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Darin Corbin @darincorbin.bsky.social · 9d

Made it over the 1200 subscribers! Guess I just had to post a #short of my cat!

www.youtube.com/@DarinCorbinTV

New content Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays.

#Subscribe #YouTube

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The Red Hot @theredhot.bsky.social · 9d

Tonight! It’s the 1st Wed of the month, so TRH Trivia is rolling thru 7pm-9pm👍 2 rounds, 5 categories ea round, & prizes for 1st ($50 gift card) & 2nd place (vinyl record picked by host Casey) of BOTH rounds. Teams of up to 8, and the 2nd picture is of my cats, Pauly (L) & Looney (R) #tacoma #cats

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 9d

If the Israeli government was offended because WWE named an event "Invasion," they're gonna really think it's personal when they find out the PPV after that is called "Great Balls of Firing on Innocent Children."

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ETHAN HD (ALL CAPS) @ethanhd.bsky.social · 10d

Republicans forcing a government shutdown because they refuse to budge on Healthcare Reform is a bold move, especially considering they just dropped the terrorism charges against Luigi Mangione

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