ev3rmichelle
@ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
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She/her 🔞 Filthy multishipper. made jen speechless that one time. Abolish ICE https://ev3rmichelle.carrd.co/ https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ev3rMichelle
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ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
"strike zone is getting wider as this game goes on"

lmaooooo
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
He presents her with a fully laden charcuterie plate but she just yells at him for stealing product off the shelves
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
his deck is made from viva paper towels though--they have the combination strength AND softness that he appreciates in outdoor construction
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
what if demon ben lives in the grocery store and rey is a late-night restocker and comes across his toilet paper den in the back of one of the aisles?
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
and why is the end cap always, ALWAYS in like...produce? or by the deli? or in some weird holiday section next to ornaments and holiday plates?
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
sneaking listening to mariners' radio at my desk at work like cal raleigh is an illegal substance
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
on a side note, i absolutely detest how my kroger rearranges the store in November/December. I don't need to find my vegetable oil in a standalone republic next to other random baking items--I need it on the baking aisle, where it always is, and where I looked first!!
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
i just think an entire endcap for frozen pie crusts and doughs would be reasonable and almost expected
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
i mean yes obviously but also it could be with the frozen breads??
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
next to the frozen pie crust, which is (usually, for some reason) next to the frozen fruit! Or at least that's how it is at my kroger
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Taylor Swift announces that she is supporting the Seattle Mariners in the ALCS and hopefully the World Series on ABC’s Good Morning America. Says that Cal Raleigh, the Big Dumper, embodies the spirit of the Life of a Showgirl.
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ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social
NEW #dramionefic

the serpent under it

e, 1/24, 4k

🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
[the serpent under it cover art, which features the still art “pomegranate photography” by vlad loktev. in this piece, there is a pomegranate roughly split into thirds, crimson seeds spilling onto the newspaper beneath. the background is otherwise black. the description of this art piece says it is digital photorealism from 2017, but to me it’s sort of giving old school vanitas painting in terms of color and texture. over the background, there is a faint, dark green snakeskin pattern, with only the pomegranate visible above the texture. at the top, in scratchy all-caps handwriting, the text reads “the serpent under it.” and, beneath that, in a crisp sans serif font, “a voldemort wins au.” in the bottom right, in much smaller font, the text reads “by ninepiecesofcrait.”] [screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: “the serpent under it by ninepiecesofcrait” 

Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise…
 
Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.]
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janejanajuno.bsky.social
NEW #reylofic #reyloween

'a haunted heart', for @punkymacc.bsky.social

rated e, 1/3, 2.4k

👻 you best start believing in ghost stories, ben solo...you're in one!
👻 amnesiac spirit rey
👻 mutual, transparent pining
👻 haunted new england farmhouses

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/72357216
moodie for 'a haunted heart' that is a photo of a house—a very stereotypical farmhouse you would find in New England with aged cream paint over two stories and a partial wraparound porch—is laid over a larger picture that is the exact same picture. The house seems lonely—partially due to it being all alone on a relatively big lot and partially due to the lighting. It appears to be autumn at dusk. Unsure what else to do with his life in the wake of his mother's death and the loss of his job, Ben retreats to a remote Vermont farmhouse. Almost immediately, he begins to see...things.

“You see me,” she breathed out, voice husky and—was that an English accent? Why did he have an English ghost in his Vermont farmhouse? “You truly see me.”

“I think,” Ben slowly replied, recalling that first day in the cellar, the crystallizing shadow and the fall that didn’t hurt, “that I always have.”
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
A little rainy morning knitting
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
I'm not ok 😭😭😭
discussingfilm.net
Diane Keaton has sadly passed away at the age of 79.
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
Good morning to everyone but especially to Humpy ❤️🔱
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
I'm already expecting that outcome 😂😂😂
ev3rmichelle.bsky.social
Wouldn't be mariners ball if they won cleanly 😂