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@explod.es
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I make computer games + stupid jokes games @ explod.es 𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
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shtum entity victim #FreeLink @rifka.bsky.social · 9h
(watching Final Destination) getting no Baby’s Day Out vibes from this
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egg @explod.es · 12h
I like getting an Uber but I'm not a huge fan of how the driver makes you kiss them before starting the journey
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egg @explod.es · 17h
the Final Destination franchise is just the opposite of Baby's Day Out
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egg @explod.es · 3d
AI stands for [A]bsolutely cra[i]p
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egg @explod.es · 3d
Buddy, can you use AI to do [thing]?

Me: no. I know how to do [thing] on my own. Sorry that you can not do [thing], maybe learn how to do [thing].
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egg @explod.es · 3d
morning, you spooky little shits
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egg @explod.es · 4d
I had someone tell me to use AI to check spelling. Mate if you need to use AI then that's your problem. I know how to do words what read good
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egg @explod.es · 6d
Millennials are like "MTV used to be about shows like 18, Pregnant and Dead" what happened?
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egg @explod.es · 6d
Tiktok voice: Love's not time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come.
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egg @explod.es · 6d
Hell yeah bunion!
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egg @explod.es · 7d
"AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job"

pluralistic.net/2025/09/27/e...
Pluralistic: The real (economic) AI apocalypse is nigh (27 Sep 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
pluralistic.net
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egg @explod.es · 8d
:-)
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egg @explod.es · Aug 13
Overtaking you at 50mph with my Renault Clio with the license plate [AH3G4O], I immediately crash into a traffic island
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egg @explod.es · 9d
parrying an airborne shrimp at a benihana, taking the chef down to half health
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egg @explod.es · 9d
If you spoonerised the film 'War Horse' you'd get 'Har Worse', which is something.
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egg @explod.es · 9d
what if I told you I was animating a fox doing a piss, for #GameDev reasons
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egg @explod.es · 9d
for context, our local brewery is called Bristol Pee Fart
A pint of beer with the words Bristol Pee Fart on the side of the glass (defaced)
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egg @explod.es · 9d
every boy is in a text chat called this
Pee fart boys
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egg @explod.es · 10d
just a phenomenal title translation
Homo Ludens is translated into Gay Ludens
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egg @explod.es · 10d
A set of gifts for dads that get increasingly less cutesy:

- a mug that says 'dont talk to me until I've had a cuppa!'
- socks that say 'grumpy old git'
- hat that says '100% racist'
- t-shirt that just has a gun on it
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egg @explod.es · 11d
hot take but I think when you're eating out you should be able to use your order to negate another customer's order
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egg @explod.es · 11d
The Tube In Action
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egg @explod.es · 11d
The ginger cylinder has returned
Flora the fox. She's FLUFFY, but also spicy.
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egg @explod.es · 11d
Eggs Cumberbatch
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egg @explod.es · 11d
it's time to go to beggs